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the nap one [Crunch Time] [Breathing sounds] [Try not to get sleepy, sleepiest stories] [Please let me kiss your thighs] [#21] (Patreon)

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2024-12-22 04:51:06
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truly a tired man, forever cursed to never actually nap

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Anubis

LETS GO! I am having some hot coco, all cosy with my cat and dogs and this notification just made this moment 100 times better. WE ARE SO UP ! Time to keep listening

Anubis

AYE WAIT ! Kiss your homies on the mouth tshirt ?!? We are so twinning 🤞 same I love my homies

ValGetsBored

Try not to get sleepy, sleepiest stories turned into try not to get norny, norniest stories pretty quick. lmao Thanks for the crunch time 😊 good night x

Odreh

Wow this crunch time took a turn 🫠💕 see you tomorrow!

althea ♫︎

Oh gosh, you sound so cuddly 🥹 *pretends to fall again to get more kisses* hahaha I'm quite good with napping, maybe you just need someone to cuddle with? Hihi Thigh kisses on these warm thighs sound entirely too enticing, sweet love. While you promise it won't lead to anything, I'm afraid I can't trust myself on that 🤭 I hope you have a peaceful rest, Mr. Crumch. Sending you forehead kisses, belly kisses and kisses everywhere else you want. ☺️💗 Good night~ mwah

cosmicdreams

“my mouth is tired of existing so far away from your skin” was so poetic it left me breathless honestly. it’s something i could imagine in a letter to a lover in a historical romance film, both of them forced to be away from each other due to some circumstance goodnight crunchy 💗🌙

Phantasm Cat

In my sleepy, needy, and sickly state, I kept falling asleep in various parts of the audio and having to replay all the way to the beginning to get the full experience (honestly, I get the most sleep when I'm sick. I wish my healthy state would take notes). And goodness, Crunch.. "I love to kiss your thighs.. you don't think I would?" This really woke me up and had me on full alert. You know, you could bite.. at least on my thighs, I do prefer the bites to be gentle.. the gentlest of teeth grazing on skin followed by those small kisses.. How I miss having another pair of lips so close to mine. Just as you describe, "tired of existing so far away".. with lips, thighs, grinding, neediness, begging for more and giving in to what we crave.. Try not to get norny edition definitely failed on my end. Thanks, Crunchy. I hope these lovely thoughts do transfer to your dreams when you get there. Sleep tight, meow meow 💙

Labrini

Siiiigh… The thumbnail again—how do they keep getting better and better? So relaxing, so cozy, so tender, and so… poetic. “My mouth is tired of existing so far away from your skin”—how do you do it? How do you craft words that leave us undone? It might just be the most meltworthy thing you’ve said to date. And as if that wasn’t enough, you follow it with the sweetest, “I dropped you.” Can we fall again, over and over, just to hear that tone wrapped in sleepy affection? My goodness, sleepy, norny Crunch is too sweet—I just can’t. But I will say, it’s not fair, not fair at all. *Groans* Well, I’m definitely a puddle now, and I’m definitely not getting up. Maybe I’ll listen to those sleepy, needy musings one more time and let them lull me back to sleep. Sleep well, Crunch. May your dreams be soft and sweet. Good night, mwah 🤍

leithskye

I don't know you or what you look like, but I want you to kiss my thighs, so there🙂 (Lissa3737)

Acedia

Ow, we got dropped. no~~~ Love the image, your neck looks so perfect there. It deserves some kisses too 💕. I'd call that snoozing. Or at least that's what I do when I wake up before my alarm but still want to relax for the 20 or so minutes before having to actully get ready for work 🥲. You just need someone warm to cuddle with. Maybe a hands on demonstration would help. Come here and I'll show you how to properly nap. That went from eepy to horny real quick. Thigh kisses that don't go anywhere?! I'd be too needy and flustered to very coherent but I'd definitely be complaining. Or begging. Maybe a healthy mix of both lol. Hope you had a good 'nap', and do hope you actually get some good rest soon, Crunch 💙

Mel

I’m not sure when I’ll manage to finish this audio. I woke up, started listening, stayed cozy in bed… and fell back asleep three times. I finally forced myself out of bed, and now I’m sipping coffee, still half-asleep and full of regret (why did I prep dough for five different types of cookies last night?). All I want is to crawl back under the covers, but I’m also so excited for the house to smell like cinnamon, vanilla, anis and ginger. Yum! Cookies & kisses anyone? 😅

Vergil

*opens Patreon before a hot 2 hour drive* Ah, yay, I can spare 13 minutes- 😳 *closes Patreon before a hot, norny 2 hour drive* 🌹🌹 hoping the feelings were that real good good, thank you for this sweet piece of heaven 🩵

Ellis

For some reason, this crunch time has easily become my favourite one... I would very much like some thigh kisses right now, thank you 😍 I'm glad it's not just me who can't nap. I feel like I'm constantly tired but yet I can't fall asleep in the daytime. Maybe we could pretend nap together. That would be nice

agaslumbers

not a bad crunch time to be in, if I'm recognising myself correctly 😋

fleurfaust

Big biiiiiig sigh 🫠 I really, really get the sleepy and needy. That’s all I got to say! Mwah mwah mwah, kisses back for you (oh and that’s another very pretty thumbnail). Bye byeeee 💜

Mrs. Dubose

I woke up in the night, checked my phone, and saw this. So I listened with a very sleepy, drowsy brain and kept thinking, "Why isn't he kissing us? Oh yeah, it's Crunchtime, not a roleplay." Two minutes later, my half asleep, confused brain, "Why isn't he kissing us? I'm ready for a kiss. Oh yeah. Not a roleplay." 😂 But we got there in the end (even if you did drop us, lol) and last night's sleepy brain thanks you very much. It's nice to just exist with you sometimes. 🤍

Cor

Ah! That first sound byte is me! 🥰 Once again I was intending to leave a comment when I woke up in the morning but I slept in so soundly after the fact 😅 That seems to be happening to me more lately—I can't quite tell if it's your cozy influence or the fact that I have no morning obligations on the weekends now for the holidays. So eepy sleepy here, cromchy. 😴 Do you nap better with or without company? I have been blessed by some otherworldly powers where I can cat-nap pretty much anywhere. I do always enjoy naps with others though. A comfort gained by bodily proximity to someone else. The ambient noises are so lovely. Even and especially the background rumbles and body noises— it's very simulatory to actually being near you. I especially liked the soft breathing segment; sometimes a little break of being still and quiet is wonderfully good for a reset of the system. And your breathing pace is just the right speed that I can feel my limbs relax and melt after even just a couple breaths with you. It's so lovely. I'm imagining you curled into my side, slumping down further to lie your head in my lap. I always like playing with people's hair, if they allow it. My nails make for good scritchies on the scalp too. Gentle, absentminded motions of comforting touch. Mhmm. It's a nice daydream-y visualization to all the soft, subtle sounds of lying down with you. And if you're all exhausted from working out too, more than happy to work the tension and soreness from your limbs~ C'mere 🤲 Of course you can kiss, darling. 💕 Nosing against skin, warm breath tickling my inner knee just a little bit. I agree, it isn't fair that you're there and so far away. Would be nice if we could remedy that, for both your and my yearning, wouldn't it? You sound so soft and sweet and melty. Sleepiest stories turned try-not-to-get-norny. 🤭 Mhmmm. 😌 Thank you for the kisses after accidentally dropping us. Sending some back 🥰 -cor 💕

enbyaoi

Give me your power of not being able to nap Crunchy 🥺 my sleep schedule is fucked because of naps but naps are so yummy :( If I could draw, you’d have a Stronk™️ emote in your DMs already 🤣 to celebrate you 💕 Lmao menace is cute. I’m sending kisses for him (and you too) Ooh y’all have a dehydrator?? That’s so cool 🫨🫨 Oh no doing this exercise with you is making me sleepier. I didn’t think that was possible. I am sure we don’t mind just lying next to you 👀 in companionable silence. I almost fell asleep with you breathing. RIP. I hope you tended to things well afterwards 🫶🏼 I’ll let you kiss my thighs if you let me kiss yours first. But you’ll forgive me if I nibble just a tiny bit right? You look so soft, I’m sure I’d be too tempted to not lick and kiss and maybe even nip at your skin. Just the tiniest bit to make your breath hitch. I’ll make sure to blow on it right after so it doesn’t burn in any way. And the junction where your thigh meets your hips? Excuse me while I stay there for a while. What comes after? I’ll let you think about that.