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Listening to the rain [Crunch Time] [Relaxing] [Phone mic] [Making chai] [Featuring Menace] [Playing chess] [Banter] [50:13] (Patreon)

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2025-03-04 23:39:53
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Here's a slice-of-life audio, spent reminiscing, unwinding, talking with menace, making and slurping chai, playing chess, and creating this post..! It's a little longer than usual - hopefully you won't mind?I also mention these videos near the endVulfpeckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bLinctYcnoFunny interior design girliehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClqNoAQ9NYMthe "bee" in question 

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livia

right as I’m struggling to get to sleep! 50 minutes would never be too long; why would you think we’d ever mind? hope you’re having a restful day 🫶🏻

Phantasm Cat

Right away, before even starting the audio... I question this bee.. 🐝 Will be back with my thoughts! Almost hour slice of life audio, my dearest beloved 🥺

Ellis

I was literally just about to go to sleep when I saw the notification. Maybe this will help me drift off 💕

Alexis

new here. this is very comforting.

Mrs. Dubose

This was the perfect thing for today. One of my husks showed up last night/this morning and, well, thank you. 🫂❤️‍🩹 You're a regular chai/tea making monk bringing comfort (with Menace as sidekick.) (I just started A Song for the Wild-Built earlier tonight and am on page 23.) Also, I have lots of thoughts on this "bee." He's a little problematic. 🤨 His body is too long to be a bee. The black part and the stripey part are not in the right proportion for a bee. BUT a wasp has a skinny waist! What kind of mutant winged creature is this? 😂 But would I still buy the hat? Of course I would, lol. It's very cute. 🤍

Daisy

crunchy this audio is everything and i will hold very close to my heart. thank you for sharing 🫂🤍

Starlight

Thank you, this was so incredibly sweet and soothing to listen to 🤍🌱

althea ♫︎

🥰 Hehe, I enjoyed this quite a lot. Just as you think we don't understand how much you enjoy making these, equally I don't think you understand how much I enjoy listening to these. 🤭💕 The contemplative listening to the rain felt so sweet, so intimate and relaxing. 🌱 Thank you for sharing your thoughts, your internal experiences with us~ I was actually missing menace earlier today 🥺 Well, both menaces tbh. (the sweet purring one and the sweet moaning one hahaha jk) I'm so happy he joined!! 💗💗 And then you said "he puts his paws on my paws." On your what? 😭 making my uwus spill again~ Lmao the "bee" 🤣 Although you calling it a bee confused me for a sec, I think I'm in favor of it being a "bee." Just for the funny coincidence that I dreamt of having a bee stuck in my ear last night~ Are you that "bee," Mr. Crumch? 🤣 Thank you again~ 🤍 Looking forward to more Crunchy slice of life audios hihi Sending warm cuddles and soft kisses your way ☺️🫂 Have a lovely rest of your day, lovely Sir! 🌌 P.S. That thumbnail is crazy. It looks like a painting omigosh I love!! ♥️

leithskye

Oh, I loved the sound of the rain and of Menace. Rain makes me contemplate life, too. It was really soothing to hear you talk and drink your tea. ❤️ Thanks for sharing your slice of life!

Phantasm Cat

Listened. A lot of thoughts. A lot of beautiful ones, a lot of silly, a lot of pondering. Some laughs. Some tears. An hour worth of listening to your mind at work and having my imagination run along with you. I know my brain will want to respond to every single bit of what was spoken here, but I don't think Patreon would be too happy about that, so I will challenge myself in choosing only three topics.. we'll see how much I write. First, you already sound pleasant just as you are. Sometimes, just pressing record and letting life be captured by a device exactly how it is presented is all pleasant enough. Sure, one could try to capture this life exactly as how we experience it down to the minute details, but I like the charm of listening to something and having that bit of evidence that a device was the reason I'm able to experience that life of a person living so far away from me. This evidence, in a way, shows proof that this person exists, that these silly little devices we have, while not perfect, have given me the ability to look into the mind of a sweet and silly man living amongst the rain somewhere in the Midwest at the time of recording. It's sweet, and I love it all the same. Second. Hmm. Do I want to get into the fear of the future and my understanding of feeling "trapped" in routines? Because that's an all too familiar territory. You know what. Rain. Yes. No tears. It was interesting listening to the rain here in this audio. It's been sunny and warm here the past few days, but we're about to be hit with some thunderstorms the next few days, starting tonight. In a way, it felt like I was listening in to the future, in what to expect, in remembering to stop and admire the all-too-familiar gloom and cold that my brain has associated with comfort. Reminding me of times when I'd walk in the rain by the ocean, or in sticking my head out of windows and have my hair completely drenched, those random times. And third. That kind of looks like the shape of a cuckoo bee.. okay, the real third topic! You have helped us in many ways, Crunchy. Yes, making us feel good in sweet and vulnerable ways is one form of it, but you are capable of helping us feel good in entirely different ways that are always appreciated. This audio is certainly a good indicator of that, of a good time in shutting the brain off for a moment and being soft and sweet with you. With this audio, the hour of playing chess, random wikipedia searches and telling us your thoughts, and so much more, they sway far from your original content, but they provide the same form of comfort as one would feel in a warm hug. Thank you so much for that, for this, for all that you do 🫂 I send you and Menace so many cuddles and nose boops (yes, you get a nose boop, too. If you want that in the form of a kiss, that's acceptable as well). Thank you for sharing this little slice of life with us, I will cherish it fondly.. and yes, I did get the adjacent green cap with the cute mushroom on it so we can technically match.. and I'll happily take a "simple basic bitch" chai any day 💅 Stay safe, you silly and sweet cutie 💙

cosmicdreams

thank you for this sweet crunch time 🤍 it’s nice to just co-exist in this format. also menace was making me smile so much 🥰 he’s so vocal! i’ve grown very fond of this cat, and the way you interact with him is adorable language is so powerful - the names we use to describe things and people play a huge role in our emotional response to those things. i’ve been thinking a lot recently about how being labeled as “too shy” as a young child has impacted the way i perceive myself and the ways i behave even up until now. i think i overcompensate at times by trying to be as warm as possible, and while i wouldn’t go as far as to say i’m being fake, i do think i feel disconnected from my true self sometimes, especially when meeting new people. i don’t have a solution per se, but i am thinking about how to show up more authentically with people. but yes, language shapes our experiences a few more notes: 🐝 that hat is really cute 😮‍💨 the knee cracks made my shoulders tense up, ouch! hope that it’s feeling better 📚 i’m sure i’ll be back here listening to this as background rambles while i study like that chess audio you did hope you’re having a gentle evening 🤍

CarelessWhisper

Love this💕 Your voice was so soft and gentle I dozed off a few times 😆 Thank you 💕

Nradova

It's been raining here too so feels like we're sharing the storm

Acedia

I don't mind the longer audios, but the patron app apparently does. The audio player bar starts freaking out after the 50 minute mark on both lol. It doesn't distract from the audios at least. "Things are neither good nor bad, but thinking makes it so." Which I just learned is from Hamlet lol. My mother and grandmother said it a lot. And were both bad at sourcing things apparently. Shirt pocket adventures. I like the idea of being a tiny listener just hanging out in your pocket. Just a long for the ride, wherever you decide to take it. Keep a teeny tiny handkerchief in there for a blanket nest please. Crunch, your knee should probably not sound that crunchy. Be gentle. I started dozing somewhere around the chess part, but listening to your unfiltered stream of consciousness jump around was fun lol. That is a wasp. Or maybe a hornet, but I think those are also wasps. We also have dirt daubers here, which is another type of wasp but it's basically harmless, and they make cool tube nests out of dirt like pottery. Thank you for this epically long Crunch time. I might start it again and just sleep this time. Tell Menace we said hi! He was very talkative today.

ValGetsBored

This was so cosy and comforting to listen to ❤️

peach

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Nickicm

Gonna enjoy listening to this while I work later. It's so easy to work along while listening to you, so thank you in advance 🫶 Update: probably the most productive I've been all day. 😊

NatsunoSun

…Fell asleep halfway through the audio😴

Felideya

Listened to the first few minutes and looking forward to get to the rest later, when I'm in the right mindspace. I appreciate you a lot, sweet Crunch. 💕🫂

Labrini

I saw the upload during one of my middle-of-the-night, awake-for-no-reason moments around 3 AM. I resisted opening it because I knew I’d either fall asleep immediately or wake up completely—neither option was acceptable. But I’m glad I waited because I had a ridiculous morning, and I now consider my listen to be my personal “Good job for not murdering anyone today, Labrini. Look at you go.” I actually enjoy the cold air against my face, but I don’t like feeling cold. So now that the sunny days are becoming more frequent, I take my coffee, wear one of my thick long cardigans, and throw a blanket over my legs while I cozy up on the balcony in the mornings. That way, I stay warm while still enjoying the cold air against my face. Hmm… now that I think about it, the cold never really bothers my hands. Maybe it’s because they’re always cold. Hm… When you put the phone outside, I imagined the chat as tiny little people hanging around on the windowsill, watching the rain with you. Something like Little Memole / Tongari Boushi no Memoru (by the way, it’s a gem of an anime—though very melancholic, it’s also very sweet, gentle, and warm. I’d recommend it to anyone. If you can find it). I don’t know what you mean by “Make it all make sense.” To me, this raw moment, with its perfectly normal quality, already makes sense. Not everything needs to be perfect. I get your perspective as the creator, but these moments don’t need to be the highest quality to be enjoyable. Think of us as tiny little people who roam the wild and occasionally open your window for warmth. We also accept treats and coffee/tea, though you’d need to find the tiniest cups in the world for us. So please, don’t overthink it. Just open that window when you feel it’s the right moment. This morning, I saw the first Common Redstart of the spring! They’re such lovely little birds, with their red bellies and tails, and they have such a beautiful, melodic song. If only they weren’t so spazzy—I’d love to take a photo! But alas… Hmm. I do believe we can’t control many aspects of our lives, and sometimes we can’t even control our feelings. But for the most part, I think we can put a different hat on them—something that helps them make more sense, something that makes us feel better. That, at least, feels like something we can control. As for routines—some work, some help, and some drive me absolutely crazy, and all I can do is navigate them as best I can. As for the future and its boogeymen… I’m not touching that right now because the existential crisis has been strong these past couple of days. Mhm. Mhm. "I will be here making my silly little thing…" “But Crunch is not a silly little thing.” I could actually hear chat collectively saying that, and I couldn’t help but laugh. But really, it’s not silly—at least, not for us. You help us in so many ways, Crunch, and we appreciate and love you for that. You make us feel sweet, vulnerable, and gentle. You make us smile and laugh. Most times, yes, you make us moan. Other times, you’re that abstract shoulder we lean on just to exist for a while without thinking all too much. And sometimes, you’re the background company as we go about our lives. I’m not here to tell you that you underestimate the silly, simple moments. But also, I kind of am? Interpret that as you will. Either way—thank you. Thank you for being you, and thank you for all the moments you give us. Once again, the tiny people fantasy continues as we journey to the kitchen for the basic bitch chai. And I have to say—your impersonation of a fridge? Spot. On. Bravo… bravo! Now that we’re on the tea/chai subject, I’d suggest trying TAYLORS of Harrogate Blackberry & Raspberry Infusion tea bags. It’s one of the richest, tastiest basic bitch teas I’ve ever had. Okay, I had to pause the audio to go watch the “funny interior design girlie.” Hehehehe. Her intro was amazing! I struggled to pick which category I fit into, but I’m going with sassy grandmother—because why not? "Please be nice, DON’T subscribe!" I was cackling so badly! Thank you for sending us her way, Crunch—this was such a fun watch for so many reasons. I can’t wait to see more of her content! That is definitely a wasp. But since I can’t take the hat (because no Targets here), I’ll roll with “bee”—especially since I just bought a cute top and cardigan with embroidered bees on them as Bday gift for myself. Bending rules? Around here? Crazy~ Menace spoiled us with his presence today—so chatty and cute! Please give him many kisses and much love from us. I know my comment/essay is all over the place, but I did my best to follow my thoughts along with the audio! I’m sorry! ALSO!!! I tried to keep the comment short, but we can all see that I failed miserably (insert Crunch’s voice). I'm just a silly tiny person, and this was almost an hour-long audio(which I love)! I can only do that much! I’m SO sorry! I tried—I truly did! Forgive me! *falls dramatically to the floor* Okay, enough of my silliness. I hope everyone is doing well in their little corner of the world. Be gentle with yourselves—you are sweet. Thank you for sharing this moment with us, Crunch. Loved the non-unhinged short chess. I hope your morning finds you well and rested. You are amazing. Sending you many, many tight, warm hugs (if you need/want them). Bye~ Mwah 🤍🌺

Vesper_Asmr

So love every time you talk to Menace, especially when you talk to her in cat language! So cute! Like two cats talking! It feels as if she understands what you're saying to her hhh You're our princess! She's our princess too! I'm sorry I don't know your game. Is it chess? I've never tasted the tea you make. It's very strong. Is it good? so princess, have you been sleeping well? Did you get any relief from your climbing aches and pains? I've had bad weather here all week, cloudy and cold. I miss you so, so, so much. (And then all of a sudden I realized you are streaming, so happy!!!)

agaslumbers_

listened for a bit in the morning, but I had to get up :/ now I'm back here, cosy and tired - thanks for talking softly when I'm eepy 💚

Morgan W

I love cozy audios like this. It’s very easing for my frequently overactive and anxious brain. There’s just something about listening to the rain that’s so meditative to me. Also, my meteorology-loving self spies some gorgeous mammatus clouds in the cover photo! Where I live in Oklahoma we get to see a lot of those with the return of storm season in the spring and these storm structures are just so enchanting to gaze at. Just listening to this audio puts me in that space where I’m gazing at the storm clouds and smelling the earthy scent of the rain. It’s a very nice feeling. Thank you Crunch for bringing a place of comfort and coziness for so many people. 💙

Heather

Listening to people talk to their cats like that is my favorite thing it's so freakin cute lol

cosymary5

I loved this type of audio! The Menace parts were my favourite ❤️

Vergil

I'm so glad to have waited to listen to this audio. We had our first rainfall this side of the world and it mixed so well with this adorable little slice of life, such a delight to listen to. I hope things have been kind to you, Crunch.🌹 Thank you for this, it was wonderful..

Laura_Dark_Knight

This was so lovely to listen to very cosy,menace being adorable,been having a bit of a tough time it’s nice to hear some gentle words🤍 I enjoyed a cup of tea while listening to this quite sleepy.I like that you mentioned about Caroline’s videos her interior design channel i enjoy watching.I hope you have been having a wonderful day sending warm hugs 🤍<33

Niko Yordanova

Here is raining too, tho this was recorded so long ago 😅🤭. I love to be a little bit cold so when I go to bed I can snuggle in and if there is someone with me.. the cuddles feel more warmer 😊. I hope you feel lot better you sounded a bit sad and deep in thought's. I have a request, can you boop Menace nose from me hehe ☺️ and thanks 😁. 🫂🫂🧡 Sending hug's, hug's lots of hug's ☺️

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