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I wore slutty shorts [Crunch Time] [#19] (Patreon)

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2025-04-20 02:36:04
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Odreh

God that thigh in the thumbnail 😵‍💫💕

Mrs. Dubose

You and Menace are so good to each other. What a sweet pair you two are. 🥰

Phantasm Cat

Idk dude, talking about you in slutty shorts and hours of yard work and cute plant talk sure is exciting (for my brain, at least 🫠). Your finger though, oh Crunch!! 🥺 I've had that happen to me a few times. Too busy is the mind on particular yard working tasks, to where an injury wasn't noticed until you look down and a good portion of your hand is bloodied up and glops of red are following you on the floor :,) emphasis on kisses and hand massages here for you! You and Menace sure sound so lovely and calm here, the cutest duo to hear in my ears 🥰 thank you for this. Was really needed~ Stay safe, meow meow 💙

Acedia

*peeking over the fence* 👀 oh hey neighbor~ 💕 Ah, please get you some good garden gloves to wear. Between the gardening and the climbing I worry about your poor hands. Kisses can only do so much lol Sweet Menance 😺. We used to put on a mouse video for Elizabeth and she would get pretty demanding in the mornings for it lol A bad storm came through and almost blew the green house over, so we spent the morning cleaning that mess up, but thankfully most everything important was already planted in the ground. Happy Easter tomorrow. Can't wait for the audio 💙

Labrini

Slutty shorts? While gardening?! How scandalous~ Heehee, they did look VERY nice on the story 🥴 I chirped excitedly, "Oh! So many birdies!"—only to be crushed by the truth… WHY!!! *falls dramatically to my knees* Alrighty, now that that’s done—hi Menace~ hi Crunch~ You know, I’ve tried so many times to put birds or little creatures on the TV or my phone for my cats, and they do not care. Hurtful, really. I wonder if it’s because they know they can’t catch them—unlike the crows they’re constantly fighting with. (Not that they can catch them, but oh well) I always enjoy picking up flowers, although somehow I end up murdering them. I swear I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. Anyway! I went this past weekend and got a new little buddy—I don’t remember what it’s called right now, I’m a tad too sleepy—but! It’s growing so nicely! I hope I don’t mess it up 😣 I was gonna say “wear gloves,” but honestly? I can’t do anything in gloves either, so… gentle kisses for the injured finger🤍 Those cuts are so annoying—it doesn’t matter how small they are, they always bleed like it’s a splatter film 😒 Oh! We’re getting an audio this early? Not complaining! Can’t wait~ *does a little happy dance* I’m very curious about the narrating style, heehee 😁 Aside from the injury, it sounds like you had a sweet day 🥰 Also, hi belly~ the snack demands were VERY demanding 😂 Rest well, Crunch. May your dreams be extra sweet and gentle~ 🤍 🌺

Lindsay Graff

That kitty prrrbbbb at the beginning 🥰

Starlight

Menace is the sweetest little bb 🥺 His purr is just the most adorable thing ever :( Ouch, that’s like the worst kind of cuts, I’m here with all the kisses and massages (hands, thighs, forearms) to help soothe it. Please make sure to wear gloves (even if they’re a bit annoying)🤍 Thank you for another sweet crunch time~ I can’t wait to listen to the new audio. Good night, sweet dreams🤍🌿

cosmicdreams

very happy that slutty short season is upon us 🙂‍↕️ sleepy menace is so cute, but hearing this is making me miss the cats i was cat sitting this week - one of them was being so cuddly and sweet 🥹 watching her follow me as i left and just stare at me broke my heart a little, but i’m sure i will see them again, hopefully soon looking forward to the new audio! sending hugs your way, goodnight 🌱🤍

Vergil

Hiiiii Menace baby, I swear he just gets cuter after every Crunch time.. ooof, my heart can't take it. 🥰 Awww nooooo, I hope your finger is alright. It's the tiny cuts that burn the worst, and all that good circulation of hard work in the garden 🫣 Mandatory gushing over the thumbnail because the AUDACITY in looking good in a pair of short shorts. I'm sure all those new flowers were loving the view. I'll be hopping to yesterday's post now, though judging by your tone of voice I should be scared.. 😂 Hope the snacks were snacking, Crunch. Thank you for this sweet snippet 🌹🌹

agaslumbers_

excuse me mister, have you been doing all this gardening without gloves? crazy, please get yourself a pair 🥲 the shorts ummm, yes, they have a very nice color, the shorts 😳 the gardening center sounds fun, and the lilacs, ahh 😍 Menace’s little purr just melted my heart

althea ♫︎

Sweet, darling menaaaace 🥹 so so precious.. ugh, you're both too precious, ohmyheart 🙈💕 Must be so lovely to be in that room with cuddly crumch, eepy menace while listening to bird songs. 😌🌿 Thank you for this Crunch Time! P.S. Kinda makes me sad I can't kiss your hands for real, so please take care~ 🥺

Lucii

i put bird videos on for my cats too~ ♡

Diamond

Me turning my phone every which way to see the thumbnail 🔎🔎🔎