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So okay, I didn't actually get a chainsaw and ruin any property - but I thought it'd be a fun intro to this audio!

Hehe.

Please do enjoy! I had lots and lots of fun making something like this, especially incorporating the crunch time into it. Do let me know what you think? ❤️

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Phantasm Cat

... yeah, this makes up for it 🫠 still chuckling and giggling my way to this audio, so thank you for that 😂

leithskye

I haven't listened yet, but already love the concept. Here I go to devour all these delicious tags, Crunchy!!

Ange

Holy shit happiest birthday to me 🔥

Starlight

Ohmygod😮‍💨 Oki but the tags are ah🫣🫠

Alexis

Very nice CroncH 🥴

Odreh

“Your pussy feels so good” HELLO? 911? YEP THIS MAN RIGHT HERE. I somehow missed this in the tags and got absolutely floored by it in the audio 😵‍💫 And the fourth wall breaks?? What a treat, thank you Crunchy!!

Phantasm Cat

I, uh.. I have a couple of trees in the backyard that you can saw off and have them land on my roof.. if you want.. I mean.. we can make a cute pathway with red bricks and cute wildflowers in between our houses, too 👉👈 Oh, Crunch. This audio.. not only did that little crunch time establish this audio so well (because holy FUCK 😂), but there were so many enticing moments that sent shivers throughout. Cumming while touching yourself, the overstimulation, that bit of 4th wallbreak.. it was good. Too good. Yeah 🫠 I usually like going into the details of what I liked, but the whole scenario was a 10/10. Definitely a repeater, and I will not look at the trees in the yard the same way again 😅 I'll be on cloud 9 in the meantime, and have another go at this beauty after. Thank you, Crunchy 💙

leithskye

Aww ok; let's just move in together so I can hear all your sweet moans. They really are heavenly.

Mrs. Dubose

1. Let's just pretend I never thought the Crunch Time was real, okay? Okay. 🤝 (Please, I'm so gullible. 🥲) 2. That was incredibly hot. Mmhmm. Uh huh. Yes. Right up my alley. Goodness. I will never get tired of someone needing to touch while they... But the, "I should have destroyed your house sooner," got a big belly laugh out of me. Don't make me laugh right now, I'm trying to do something! 😂 👀 (Do make me laugh, it's adorable.) 3. The fourth wall break. 🥴 I always love them, but this one was both incredibly sexy and also just made me want to give you a big hug. This shared space is so beautiful sometimes. I mean, it always is, but sometimes it just really strikes me. I'm sure there were more things but I'll just wrap up by saying I have the softest, warmest, safest feeling right now. My heart feels good. Thank you, Crunch. 🤍

livia

messed with our heads, genuinely panicked from the crunch time only for it to be the intro to this after 😵‍💫 feeling dizzy… but seriously my word when I get home tonight 🫵 this is responsible for whatever happens (I am genuinely so hhhh over the tags help me)

Labrini

Very cheeky, mister. VERY cheeky with the crunchtime. Seriously—too smart and so much fun. Okay, this is your best himbo audio to date. And sure, I might be biased because of the crunchtime… but how about no? He’s the absolute best. I mean, he didn’t just get stuck in a dryer—he dropped a whole tree on our roof. And did you hear that sweet tone when he talked about his “own little plant babies”? Just take my heart, why don’t you… Okay, okay—it took me a little while to gather both my thoughts and myself from the silly puddle I ended up being. And still I'm having a hard time finding the right words without needing to go stand in my corner of shame… *Clears throat dramatically* Listening to the stolen glances, the soft pining, and the little details—the way the listener is so sweet… It was quite flustering. Made me feel giddy and completely unable to hide my smile. Those kisses… those kisses, Crunch. So soft. So sweet. Sigh. The pacing was perfect—slow and dreamy. And before you label me as cheesy, the dreaminess came from your tone, and all those little tidbits: being overwhelmed, the way you ask for a kiss or a touch, all the gentle checking in… not needing to use many words, just wanting to take care of the listener. I mean… soft. Gentle. Sweet. Dreamy. *Shrugs* “You like looking at me from up there?” You have no idea, Crunch~ “You like feeling my breath against you like this?” Ahhmmmm… That breathy tone when you ask to touch yourself? That will never fail to make me weak. Never. Same goes for not finishing the sentence—either because you couldn’t wait, or because the listener… my goodness. Soooooo… I have many thoughts. So many thoughts about the [cum-covered cock]—but none I can say here. Not even the corner of shame will help me on this one. Just know that I have thoughts. And they are MANY. 🫠 OKAY. Let’s redirect my thoughts. The “unexpected” orgasm, paired with the “Here, look” and “You want me to be a good neighbor for you?”—I have no braincells left. None. They’ve melted along with my knees, I tell you. And just to be clear: the little smirk, and the duality of good neighbor with good boy?Is not lost on my mister. Best good boy behavior if I’ve ever seen it. A sneaky good boy—but still a good boy. (And I need to stop repeating “good boy” because it is not doing me any favors…) The fourth-wall break was just… fuck~ Thank you for the orgasm encouragement?? That “You’re doing such a good job…” was very sweet, very hot, very appreciated. Is that weird to say? Whatever—it’s out there now. “You like imagining it, don’t you?” Again—you have no idea, Crunch. Knowing that the neediness, the imagining, the pining is mutual—and that you find it sexy—that’s disarming. And sexy. And sweet. And I will shut up now before I embarrass myself even more. Honestly, I feel like my brakes are completely broken right now. By the way—I’m so down for the connected yard and the little path. That sounds so freaking cute and sweet, honestly. Thank you for the lovely audio, Crunch—and for the crunchtime. It was amazing. Your creativity is truly lovely. 🥰 Have a wonderful rest of the day, neighbor—or is it roommate? Oh well. Have the most gentle day, Crunch-Crunch. Teeny-tiny kisses. Bye~ 🤍 🌺

Ellis

I was actually worried when I heard the Crunchtime today (I wasn't *completely* sure if it was real or not lmao) but I'm glad it was just the intro to this! Very clever 😊

Ellis

30 minutes later and I'm an absolute mess. Idk if I'm gonna be able to recover 🫠

Jae

I'm absolutely distraught this was SO good! I knew from the tags, but i still wasn't prepared. I'm talking breath-stilling, stomach-fluttering (maybe somewhere else too), pressing-my-legs-together good. Like sit in silence afterwards because I don't know what to do with myself good (it would be an easy choice if i was at home, but alas I am not). 🫠 I'd say this one is an instant download for me. And the crunch-time was very cheeky. Love it. 🤭

Acedia

*holding my dog in one arm and a bowl of snails in the other* WTF man, my house 😠. Though the view is a bit nicer over here . . . lol I had to sit through two different Easter gatherings staring at these tags. That's it's own kind of tease. My thoughts on the actual audio mostly consisted of various moans and begging noises, so I'll have to try again later lol Imagining you > imagining me> imagining you > imagining dragons lol I'd better keep you home safe in bed just so you don't go off moaning so indecently in public, then 💕 This was a perfect audio Crunch 💙 Thank you

kimmytabz

like a good neighbor, crunchy is there 🫠 the THUMB (!!!) and 4th wall break were absolutely diabolical in the best way

ValGetsBored

All I can come up with right now is: woah 🫠 x100. Thank you Crunch! 🤍

CarelessWhisper

I've been thinking about these tags all day long. It really hit the spot 😆. Thank you 💕

agaslumbers_

nothing about that sweet, apologetic, stressed out himbo who we meet at the beginning could have prepared me for the latter part of the audio 😳 there’s a laugh at 12:31 that completely disarmed me, while he was getting more and more confident. as if he realized that yes, we’re on the same page here, we've both been wanting this for a while, I’m in 😁 in my mind the listener responds that you’re even sweeter from up close as well • “I should give you some space” immediately closes the space to kiss • the moans, please 🫠 it’s difficult to phrase what the 4th wall break did to me in a sweet, soft and gentle way – but it was definitely needy. needy mess at all the encouragement and the what ifs, remembering about the thumb ✨ ️ ..and then slowly coming down from it – deep breaths, still aroused, so comfortable. all that you said, right back at you 💚 “ice breaker – roof breaker?” funniest man ᵐᵒᵛᵉ ⁱⁿ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵐᵉ?

Ami

I was wondering why people were screaming about the thumb, and I get it now 🫠 that line as well my goodness 🫣 I will absolutely come back to this one again. and again, probably. and a-...you get it. I feel like every new audio becomes my favorite and this one is no exception 🩷 such a silly premise and such a sweet scene. thank you for your creativity and intimate moments, what a blessing to share them 🥹 all the neck and chest kisses for you ~

althea ♫︎

Might be too needy to leave a comment 🙈 so I'll leave the details for next time. But I am happy to inform you that this was thoroughly enjoyed.. thoroughly. 🤭🤍 Idk why but this audio made me feel pretty hahah Thank you lovely Sir! 🌷

peach

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🥹🫂🤍

TheRedRose

You made me so needy while listening to this. I ended up listening to it twice because I just couldn't get enough. Definitely felt very good, thank you😊 I'm gonna pass out now lol

Sara Jane

This was so lovely.

Diamond

That 4th wall breaaaaaak🥲🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 I’m so fkn speechless