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[M4F] Lunch can wait, let me take you here in the kitchen [BFE] [Bad Jokes] [Kisses] [Kitchen Sex] [Blowjob] [Silly] [Danish] [Heat] [Creampie] [Aftercare] [4th wall break] [Sonder] [Music] [Early Access] (Patreon)

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2021-06-20 13:01:18
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2024-11-21 21:27:34
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2026-06
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Hello there friends! The days are warm, and my mind goes to lovely domestic vibes. But also a more free and loose take on how to end an audio? I know it resembles what I've been doing recently, but I felt like just banking a bit harder on the 4th wall aftercare. So here it is! A new audio, from me to you.I hope you're enjoying your weekend 🍋

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Opal ✨

Catch me telling everyone to “hydrate or diedrate” now.

🌸✨️Dodo✨️🌸

What I expected from this Audio: Feeling good, feeling a little..something, relaxing with the aftercare. What I got from this Audio: all of the above, a big smile on my face, a few tears because feeling like a small, cuddly one and being appreciated and by Crunchy is the best thing ever..💕 Somehow this was exactly what I needed before getting ready for a late shift at work😊

FluffyReads

Hehe was not expecting that last bit 😄 well if you wanna know, the first time I hear your audios, I am usually playing Mariokart on my switch 🙈 And I have to say I get so inspired by your audios, and I just can't wait to get recording once my new mic arrives 😁

Yellow ✨

I laughed so hard when you dropped that line 🤣 thanks for another amazing audio, Crunch! Your 4th wall breaks are always welcome 💛 and i'm readying for a stream with friends while listening to this

Ange

Spicy audio + ramble? Best of both worlds. When you say you want to make the listener feel good, this hits it on every level. Feeling hot in the scenario AND feeling appreciated directly? Thank you!

Orihime

I was in the kitchen meal prepping for the next few days, I really love it, from the details you put into this, the kitchen timer is a nice touch and the 4th wall is amazing!! While listening to it, I got emotional and shed some happy tears. I hope you've been having great weekend and hydrate! With all my love and hugs from my corner of the world *big hugs*

Natascha

ohhh i loved this soo much, this is def a new fave of mine..i used to LOVE the other kitchen audio you made and now THIS ahhh. also the fuckin meta aftercare? i loved that shit. and i always get a little emotional when you say you appreciate us or sth. i guess one can just tell that you really do mean it. also its to fucking hot here too lol. Thank you for this! Have a nice sunday

Menula

*sighs* you're really making me emotional again 😟 Just want to let you know that you're a source of comfort and that your audios make me feel better. Please have a relaxing Sunday and dont die from the heat (says me who's expiring in the sun rn). 🌼💜 Edit: And ofc you're the funniest entity in the universe, who's even questioning that?!

Phantasm Cat

The council of the elders would like to have a word with you on your abilities to be funny. Nothing serious, just a reevaluation. I'm joking!! You are over 1000 years old, surely you mastered the concept of humor by now. Right? I actually like the new approach, so meta yet so lovely. I can feel in your words how much you feel appreciated, and the same feeling can be felt here as well. Thank you, thank you, thank you n.n Sometimes I like to join in on the settings irl, in this case I would have been in the kitchen. But I just woke up, so I'm on the bed, preparing for the heat here. Sending you many hugs, and hopefully a sea breeze or two because the heat has been going out of control these days. Meow meow~

Gabriella

Listened to this while at work sitting with my old lady 😅

Ashe

This is definitely one of my fave audios of yours, a perfect mix of naughty and sweet. ♡ I was prepping to go to bed and this popped up and I can say this helped me relax and made me crave for cuddles!! I'm so glad you decided to keep the meta aftercare, it made me feel so soft and warm. 🥺 Thank you so much for all that you do for us, Crunchy! ♡ I always love listening to your audios, and I can feel how much care and effort you put into them! You never fail to make me smile with your silly jokes, and your laugh is truly infectious. Always remember to hydrate, and I hope the heat lets up where you are!!!

Libby

I am a bit too sleepy to go into detail but rest assured that this gorgeously summery audio is keeping me all lovely and cosy and warm as I drift off to sleep. Forget small - I practically feel microscopic in both a character and a meta sense! Thank you for such a thoughtful audio 💕💕 I absolutely adore the dynamic between you and the listener character. I found myself unintentionally filling the blanks which was a lot of fun! As for the whole tickling to death thing? I won't go down without a fight. This is a formal invitation to meet me bEHIND THE BINS. 😤😤😤

Khalidah M

Crunchy, you really making it hard for me to pick which audio is my favourite from you. This audio started out all cutesy and playful to *aham* hot to getting “in my feels” so quick. I really do appreciate the aftercare and breaking the 4th wall. As always i love your ramble and to add it into this audio was so unexpected but 😍! I was all giggly in the beginning and middle with your cheeky jokes then the 4th wall hit me and I just instantly got all emotional. I was just organising some work stuff whilst listening to this and it made me start tearing up 🥲 Thank you for this amazing audio & for you to just be you! Hope you had a wonderful day. Lots of hugs for you! 💜😊

Lionor_

Listening to this as a break from Master thesis writing and.. I cried.. the 4th wall break was just so... sincere ... and needed! Thank you for this! 💜💜

Crunchy butter

I was listening while making bagels and finishing a paper. Also the meta. Plzplzpzpzlz it was amazing.

MsAnira

Ah yes, of course my comment got deleted. Hahaha Crunchy can you tell me if you have received it via email at least, please? Or if I have to repost aha

solarpowerduck

Crunchy, you're a beautiful human. An intergalactic soul brought to us to spread warmth and joy. This is a bit long-winded, because I have an overactive sense of empathy and often wonder about the inner life of gifted performers 😄 Yes, I do listen to your audios and orgasm. 🥰Which is a pretty high bar.  But I also have had nights where I was trembling from stress and couldn't sleep, or I was having an awful day and decided that a cheeky thrill in the elevator would cheer me up a bit. Your work is in my rotation of "really calming shit" because I can hear how you create from a genuine place of care for your audience. It's a rare and wonderful thing that an audio track can make me want to melt into a stranger's arms.  Oh, I wanted to mention that your acting in this audio was amazing. As you mentioned, I easily saw the scenario in my mind's eye, but I also felt that prickle of arousal down my spine, a warm flush from your compliments, and amusement from all the silly and sweet bits. A Hollywood movie isn't doing that. 😋 I enjoyed hearing the insight into what you receive from us, especially because we're not able to get coffee with you and pick your brain about things. You experience sonder for your audience; I think about the complexity of the man who creates these gifts. They are indeed gifts, even though I'm here on your Patreon -- gifting is a love language and is meant to bring pleasure to the recipient. This is certainly what you do, and it's fascinating to hear how you actively work to include as many recipients as you can. So ... thanks for this audio. It hit all of my buttons throughout and I'll definitely revisit it😌My favorite kind of aftercare irl is definitely a sweet and rambly discussion. p.s. also, if you're curious, my brain doesn't have a very good visual imagination. When I listen to your audios, I imagine the other sensations -- grasping hair between my fingers, feeling warm breath, inhaling sex sweat (it's just different! It smells like pure oxytocin! no, I don't have an armpit fetish!), and the joy of being intimate with a person that I feel I can be authentic with. That last one is surprisingly hard to come by.

listener

so usually i get notifications about your audios when i do ordinary things like, i don't know, making salad. sometimes i got notification on the way to the exam so i really was pissed of during it. thanks for this cute conversation in the end, it really inspire me not to give up iust because somewhere in the world one person appreciates me. so yeah, thanks. love u

MsAnira

Okay, let’s try this again. It’s a somft essay today. Hehe. I love the way you make audios. It’s just so... you. So authentic. I always know what to expect when you drop an audio but at the same time... I don’t. And I don’t mean this in a bad way, I mean this in the way that it shows how much of a creative, solid and homogeneous/consistent creator you are. You just know exactly who you/the character/the world you build, are. Even when you drop something different, something new, it’s still very much you. It’s inspiring. This one is so very good. I love so much that it’s set on the kitchen because I love being there, cooking, baking, drinking or just sitting around the counter to talk. And you come in talking in spanish, ah it’s so sweet. Always adore the bits in spanish and danish. You know how to control very well your build ups and this one is not different. The alarm in the middle of it? Nice touch ahaha And this is one example of the “I know what to expect but I don’t really”. This was such a sexy scenario altogether. All the sounds are on point, and the immersion is always wonderful. And yes, you confirmed it but I already had like 98% of certainty that you were indeed recording this mostly standing up. The 4th wall break, ah marvelous. I like that you are doing it more and more. The funny thing about audios with me is that I never imagine like, my real surroundings. I literally create a whole new world in my head, a different city, a different house, bedroom, kitchen, etc. A whole new world, a new fantastic point of view, right? Haha It did made me tear up a bit right there at the end tho. It’s nice to feel appreciated every now and then, to have someone sending hugs from wherever they are and all. Thank you so much Crunch man, for this wonderful world you have created for me, for us. One where we (well, and you) can escape and do exactly what you want, and that is, feel good, whatever the way it might be. You are so very much appreciated too. Many many hugs all the way from over here and I hope your Sunday is a gorgeous one. 💙

檜山花子

Maybe I'm an outlier here but I normally can't listen to the meta aftercare things, it just gets a little too real. I did this time, however, it wasn't too bad. I greatly appreciate it and understand it. But, aahhhhh. I don't know how to explain it but affirmations and being cared for upsets something in me? Is it a good cry or a bad cry? I'm unsure but it feels bad. It's just like... I didn't come here to cry gdi haha. I hope that made any kind of sense.

Vicki

I really needed this, thank you Crunch! Domestic vibes are my jam and I'm usually in the kitchen anyway! As for what I do while listening it's usually errands, art or actually picking fruit haha I picked some strawberries~ I just find your audios very relaxing and like a big hug ♡ Also, I've spoken to the elders and they confirm your the funniest dane they know. They told me to tell you to never flush a danish shoe or you'll clog the toilet haha But honestly, I wish you the best week ahead 🥰

listener

okay i listened this audio again and i literally burst into tears from the end

Couldyounotthough

You are such a lovely soul, what did we do to deserve your existence?

Alondra

This was sexy and fun, I loved the Domestic Crunchy 😁