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[M4A] Crunch time - First one, let's go! [Daily short talks] (Patreon)

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2021-07-01 20:59:10
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2024-05-06 00:58:31
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Okay so I recorded this today and hopefully will record more of these every day, all throughout the month. 

This isn't premium tailored content, this is me clicking record with various degrees of energy and or topics to talk about. Short, unedited messes.I probably won't keep to the 5 minute idea, but it's there haha.Oh and the descriptions probably will be short too, to keep it fresh and funky for me! Just a little extra to try out in July and see if we vibe with it 🍋Oh and the first person guess what the jingle is picks the topic for tomorrows chat ;)

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Marie-Andrée

Omg ok so I'm *way* too late to be leaving a comment on this 😂 and my story is such a nothing burger that I feel extra silly that it gave me a "woah" brain moment, but get this : I've been (very slowly) learning Danish (and what a fucking BITCH it is to learn 😂 I'm getting the hang of it now but the first couple of days I remember just alternating between screaming and laughing maniacally at how the pronunciations seemed so random for my brain 😭 "you mean to tell me glad is pronounced glell?? 🤯 Fucks sakes where?? You already used the l, it was ok to use it again if you needed it!!" 😦🤯 anyway, I promise I have a point!!) and it's now evolving bc I'm obviously learning more and more vocab, but for about the 1st two weeks I had a favorite word and it was æble 🍎🤗 just the pronunciation made me so happy for some reason, and it came back a ton in the exercises so it's on my mind a lot! So here you go, nothing really crazy but it's my little "coincidence" story 🙆‍♀️ cheers 😘

Natascha

like a cronch podcast? FUN well i am allergic to them but they sure are nice hahah i love how it just cuts of in the end kinda like when a friend sends you a voice memo and then it just cuts them off

Phantasm Cat

Mini podcast, aaaahh I love it!!! I love how there are different breeds of apples, and within those breeds there are different variations of those breeds. Like with a Fuji apple, it's not just a Fuji apple. You need to consider the fancy fuji or the extra fancy fuji, because those two have their own sweetness and crompch sound to it. Aaah I like apples 🍎🍏💙 But because of this, now with any future audios coming out, I'll just image a half eaten apple sitting right next to you, waiting to be bitten again. And that jingle!!! It sounds so familiar, but alas I can't come up with where it came from... good luck though to those who do know! That cut off at the 5 minute mark? Expected, but HILARIOUS nonetheless. Stay safe, meow meow!

MsAnira

Hello Crunchy! I kinda have the answer for you about that. Yes, apples are amazing! For vocal stuff, specially the green ones. And yes, it is about the acidity. The acidity of an Apple makes you salivate. The saliva glands contracts when comes in contact with it, the same way it does when you eat something with lime, for example. That saliva, acts like lubrication to the act of open/close (the vibration) of your vocal cords and improves the way your voice goes out, different from when your cords are dry and sticky. It helps clear out the mucus. So, yeah. Apple in fruit, Apple juice, and even Apple cider vinegar. Apples are the most commom for this but, to be honest, any acid fruit can help out. It does not mean that we have to lack the hydration with water tho. The apples thing is a fast solution and its duration is really really short. But, oh well! It certainly does help. I love the idea of this Crunch Time. It’s really fun. I’m looking foward to hearing more. Nice idea Crunchy! Have a beautiful Friday, dear. Hugs! 💙

Alondra

I love this! 5 mins rambles sound like fun :D I love the green ones because those were the only ones we had around the house growing up. So it's super strange went I bite into a sweeter red apple and it's not tart! And the ending made me laugh, talking about how you don't know how to end it and then cutting of abruptly

FluffyReads

This was actually helpful tbh hehe I have such sharp mouth sounds, and I end up drinking too much water :P must try this tip ^-^ and I love the concept ^-^

FluffyReads

The jingle in the beginning is the train announcement jingle haha

Vergil

Heheheh this was great. Love the idea of a super quick audio talking about the most random of things. The title too is too good, and the cut off was even better. Fantastic idea, sir 🌹

Ange

What’s the best apple and why is it Granny Smith? Also, I’m submitting “mugs and hugs” as the official Crunchy sign-off.

Libby

I like this idea! I feel like this is a really fun way to explore a huge breadth of topics you may otherwise not get a chance to cover. Granny Smith apples all the way. when i was a kid i used to challenge myself to take as large a bite as possible, trying to dislocate my jaw like a snake would. :P you could definitely have a lot of fun with the abrupt cutoff mid-sentence approach, especially of you were like "And the real secret to [insert subject here] is-" I suspected that the jingle had train announcement vibes! nice to hear i was on the right track. Would be hilarious to hear a booming announcer just wax lyrical on whatever for 5 minutes daily with massive echoes and train sounds in the background 😂

Orihime

Ooh, a mini podcast that's so cool I love it and the jingle is adorable!! Apples are lovely, and I love the green ones! Have a great weekend, stay safe and hydrate!! *big hugs* 💙

the_solstice_belle

Yeah I'd like to taste "apple" on your lips...*drooling*

Isabella

Crunchy, this is adorable, this is great! Just the name is making me laugh already💀 I concur, apples are indeed amazing! And yes, you sound sparky, And it’s wonderful to hear 🤍. Selfishly, I want to tell you to just cut yourself off like you did just then, because it serves comedic purpose!

babypanda

I'd imagine you would use topics both philosophical or goofy as you've mentioned. Great idea! Anyway, do you have a favorite type of apple to munch on?

lemonadeliza

Wait, this is so cute.. 😅☺️💖 It feels a little like when a friends sends me a voice message just catch me up on their day and how they're going! Love the name too, it's great. 😄 I'm a fan of apples, especially when I turn them into hot apple pie. That paired with cold vanilla ice cream for me is just a god-tier winning combination for me. Gahh, especially in winter! Come to think of it, now I'm getting hungry myself..