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The last Monthly Exclusive of 2021 is here! Much awaited, and much anticipated, the language tutor finally swings by to pass on his wealth of knowledge. Hopefully his lesson will be interesting..  

I really hope you enjoy the audio!

Do you have any audio hopes for 2022? Any favourites of 2021? Please do let me (and everyone else here!) know in the comments or in a dm :)

Hugs,

Crunchy <3

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Ushi

EVERYONE REMAIN CALM, IT'S HERE! IT'S FINALLY HERE!!! I'm sweating just by reading the title and tags... Crunchy have mercy on this poor soul.... I'll update this once I'm done immersing myself (if I make it out alive).

Phantasm Cat

Practicing danish all this time, and I'm still having a bit of trouble pronouncing these words, definitely mostly a throat language. Is this helping just a teeny tiny bit? Måske, måske ikke. Du fortæller mig 😉 And maybe I've been translating some of the danish coming out of you already, maybe I already know what you're saying. Maybe. Mua ha ha~ Such a lovely audio, the transition from tutoring to intimacy was so smooth and satisfying, and jumpcutting down to the couch with that hint of 🌟audio magic🌟 made me laugh so hard! Thank you once again for this piece. Wonderful as always! It's so hard to pick a favorite. So much content was made for the year, each having their own special touch. But if I have to bring it down to just one audio... gah it's going to take a while to get the gears rolling in this brain. Catboy audios are always a gold, dark academia bring tingles, the bi/trilinguals are always engaging, even those bear grylls impressions bring a laugh every time, and everything else in between. I can't wait to see what's ahead in 2022, and am so fortunate to witness it with you all. Thank you again, and as always, stay safe meow meow 💙

Ange

These are some highly unorthodox teaching methods, (former?) tutor Crunch! A wonderful audio though, worth the (long long) wait. The transition bit had me literally laughing out loud. As for best of ‘21, I might need a moment to refresh my memory and report back. Going forward in 2022 I’m just along for the ride. It’s great here, I’ve got faith in where you’re steering the ship.

GaussianBlured

It's amazing how this audio fills so many fantasies of mine at the same time... Needless to say, I blushed a lot, and I think you're incredible 😊 (Also I've started to learn a little danish by myself just to understand what you say in some audios, and I have to say, as someone speaking french and english, I feel like the danish language is trolling me a lot in terms of pronounciations 😅)

Phantasm Cat

Coming back here for a sec, can I just say IDKY's art is always so STUNNING!! The colors and the moment captured fits so perfectly with the audios. Gah, I love it!! 💙

CarelessWhisper

This one just hits different. Holy shit. All the praise 😊, the Danish, and how I absolutely gasped at the things you said. I just enjoyed it so much. I have so many favorites from this year but the the ones I love the most are the 8 1/2 minute audio you did all in Danish. I didn't understand anything that came out of your mouth except for one phrase and that's all I needed. The one where you are trying to watch the chess tournament. Your frustration in that audio is delicious. And my all time favorite is the one with [creaking chair] because edging. I'm looking forward to what the new year brings! I only hope to see you continuing to create content that you truly enjoy making. 💖

Dre

Oy! The "Helping with the pronunciation." My God. I was giggling and smiling at the beginning. Goodness. So bashful and eager to please. The couch transition killed me😂biting is s never silly and I miss being able to do that. The dominance and thanking the listener once they were on their knees doing the deed. So playful.

V for Vitalya

So, I had to pause at least four times to stop laughing.

Kayla

crunchy pleaseeee oh my god…….🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️ & i just have to say that second “lift your head up a little bit” had me FLUSTERED

Pocketlizarddd

ok but that little praise and kiss at the very end was the best thing ever 0///0

Couldyounotthough

And YES. YES. We absolutely SHOULD do more of these lessons.

swandle

I HAVENT FINISHED BUT I HAVEVTO COMMENT ON THAT JUMPCUT OMFG HAHAHAHA I imagined the corny low res glittery star effect with a cartoon version of ur face appearing from left to right hahah it was perfect

Natascha

finaaallyyy that language tutor! But goood the danish is hard lmao I am glad no one could hear me try cause that would have been embarassing lmao And weeeelll while i dont know any fuckin danish i think you were talking about a book and you said fuckingg soo maybeee it was about the dictionaryyy lmao Hot as always cronch❤

Natascha

Ohhh also more mean cronch in the new year oh myyyy

CarelessWhisper

Omg! Natascha made me remember! I don't know how I could have forgotten! What do I want to see in 2022? I want to see all of us getting plane tickets to Paris! We have some unfinished business, Sir! 😠

Kat

This was quite...nice indeed. No seriously, it has been so good I listened to this twice in a row. Thank you for your work during 2021, the fun, the laughter, the stories, the distractions. Another tough year is almost over and 2022 will start the same, I´m afraid. Stay healthy and happy, that´s all. And do what feels good for you. We´re surely looking forward to all that will come. Tak, tak, tak!

Girl in Dungarees

The music feels almost Studio Ghibli in this! IDK why, very open and innocent almost maybe? Lovely as always. I will always struggle with Danish. More lessons are needed.

_S

"That's why you put on a YouTube ASMR video with ambient rain noises for 3 hours, right?" I feel called out 😶 ... but I'll have you know it's not 3 hours!!! It's 7. While I sleep. And sometimes it's gentle wind through grass with chirping birds. 😤

Little Light

Stoppp the jump cut to the couch SENT me, I was paused for a good two minutes just laughing

Libby

I don't know what kinda nerves of steel this listener character has, but if my attractive (ex-)tutor lifted my head up, gently wrapped a hand around my throat, and told me to repeat a word again in a different language, I'd probably just evaporate on the spot. This audio was fantastic crunchy! I'm adoring the more assertive, borderline authoritative tone when you were getting the character to repeat themselves. Not to mention, i'm always a sucker for sweet words said in a rougher/"meaner" tone so 15:20ish onwards was GREATLY appreciated. Onya, Crunchy. I'll definitely come back to this one again. <3 (I can't believe you even looked up 'fuck(ing)' in the dictionary (from what i could gather), PLS.)

FluffyReads

This was fun, even for a Dane hehe... I could pretend not to know Danish, if that is how I would be taught ;) Spanish next then? ;)

FluffyReads

Also I discovered a love for the slippery slope this year, and would love to see that explored in a more emotional manner... also love the bored and ignored aspect of your Chess audios and of course can't forget the bilingualness even Trilingualness! Yes please! And well I am kinda hoping for more full Danish audios in the new year too hehe ^-^

june

Crunchy, this is your strongest case yet for funniest man in the universe. Will my brain ever get used to 🥵 and 😂 at the same time? Who can say. Not me actually trying to get the pronunciation right but tbf I wasn't able to fully comply with all of the uhhhhhhh instructions. A little bit soft Dom vibes, a little biting, alllllllll the Danish 🥵, the praise but also "don't get me wrong, but it's not Shakespeare," the couch transition por supuesto 😂😂😂😂 Du er så fucking god ahhhhhhh I'm in the afterlife. And a special call out for "Crunchy knocks stuff to the floor again," which gets me every time. Brilliant narratively, soooooo hot, flawlessly executed as usual - exceeded even the crazy amount of hype from the language tutor contingent 👉👈 Thank you, Crunchy, and happy new year! Grateful for you & everyone here 💜

BlackLoisLane

OMIGODDDDD YAAAAAAY! ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ I have waited for this day. So happy. May we please get a Spanish language version? (^_^;)

Acedia

Listening my way back to older audios. Ignore me. My lizard brain that perked up at "blowjobs" is not going to remember any of this Danish. I had an ex girlfriend that was really into biting. I miss that part at least. But I also bruise like a banana and it was really annoying to try and hide those.