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[M4A] I've decided that you should let me sleep on you [Catboy] [Soft] [Silly] [Cuddles] [Meows] lots of [Purring] [Teasing] [Professor] [4th wall break] [Meta] [Patreon exclusive] (Patreon)

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2022-01-19 14:28:15
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2024-05-06 01:23:20
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2026-06
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Meow mew mew meow mew purrrrHere's another exclusive audio to continue the teasing. I'm glad I recorded this earlier in the week, because right now I am down bad after my 3rd shot. Body feels like paper maché, haha.So send me some cuddles, and enjoy the cuddles from a very very silly and very chaotic catboy crunch.little hugs,Crunchy

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Weena

ayo....the 4th wall break?? you are a menace omg. I love it ♥

vocablush

I was feeling so guilty for taking away your box until the ending. You win this one kitty 😫

Niko Yordanova

Dear Lord this made me melt.. 🫠🫠

Labrini

Ohhh, how thoughtful of Catboy C to bring us a blanket. I’m sure it had absolutely nothing to do with him wanting a nap and curling up with it. No, no, it was for us, surely~ You know I love that he knew if he hit us with that purr we would immediately abandon whatever we were doing. Who needs to work anyway? How silly. “You have to pet me as I teach you.” I have melted. I can’t. I mean it, I’m gone. You don’t understand. “Professor serious time.” Unimaginably endearing. But let’s be serious, Professor is right: humans are absolutely obliged not to move until the sweetest, cutest catboy is awake. And I mean… since we’re the warmest spot, I’m unable to even blink. Poor sleep-deprived kitty… I’m a silly puddle… sigh. It’s been two years and some months, and I still have no idea how this little menace has so much power over me. But I’m not complaining; I’m just basking in the sweet chaos. “I’ll be sure to pace you right…” The wall break is absolute cheekiness, and your tone there? Deadly. The menace is on another level. Every time I come back to re-listen to my sweet Catboy, I realize that for whatever reason I haven’t commented on most of them. Crazy, I know. But I’m slowly working on fixing that. I could go on forever talking about Catboy C, but you know my obsession anyway, so I’ll stop 😂 I hope you’re having a wonderful day, Crunch. Sending you warm hugs and soft little kisses. Bye~ 🤍🌺

Mel

Aww. Get some rest and hope you feel better soon, crunchy! Hugs and cuddles! 💕 🫂

kao

the meows in this one were so adorable 🥰 hope you feel better soon, crunchy !

cosymary5

Sending you healing vibes Crunchy, hope you feel better soon! 🤗

Lisa

I hug you too, thank you, and please take care of yourself 💗💗

V for Vitalya

That's what I wasn't expecting today. Thanks! Keep healing hugs from me, too, dear. I hope it will get better soon 💙

Mrs. Dubose

The eyebrows! The radiator! The cat bed! This was adorably funny. Confession: I'm not really into the cat boy thing but I enjoyed every minute of this. This set of purrs was especially good. Feel better soon! 💜 (THE ENDING!!!! 😂🥵🤬💀)

_S

Aww aren't you a sweet murder machine~ Take care Crunchy, hope you start feeling better soon. Wish me luck too, my 3rd shot is on Friday 🤞

Vivitorie

That's so adorable, also the last "meow" got me all giggling and blushing Hope you feel better soon, sending hugs 🤍

Frankly

Someone hold me. Feel better, Crunch!

Ayesha

Aw please take care crunch man! Have some ginger honey tea and rest up < 3

Phantasm Cat

"Every time a cat is about to fall asleep, you cannot move" as a feline myself, I can back up said statement. Do not move, you are trapped until the end of time... or until I wake up and want to be fed, whichever comes first. And oh my goodness, the radiator talk!! Happy to be radiator #1, I mean why else would the box be taken? Maybe that was my plan, mua. ha. ha. But the ending... dear lord the ending... Crunchy... please... is it possible for one to melt so much already? And there's *more* coming soon? Oi... Scritching your hair as we speak to comfort you from the side effects! Stay safe 💙

Ange

As someone who once tweeted something like “fuck a weighted blanket, please lay on me instead”, I give this 5/5 meows. I hope you’re feeling better quickly, Boosted Crunch 🤍

Kayla

The power that Catboy Crunch has over me ugh wow honestly & the way you seamlessly switched from 🥺 to 😈……..you could’ve let us have a littleeee more begging 👀 sending you warm hugs ❤️❤️

Vergil

This is too good for it's own good. Catboy Crunch is a beautifully dangerous endeavour and has me by the neck for no... particular... reason...😵 Thank you for this; let him know he's making the torture more bearable.. 🥺🥺 (and wishing you a speedy recovery from the jab, sir🌹🌹)

Mels

Tbh I am still kinda unclear about what a catboy is, but I enjoyed this because it seemed like you were enjoying yourself, and that makes me happy. I am growing increasingly concerned with how that phrase “melt for me” keeps coming up... Sending cold hands for your forehead if you start feeling too warm. Hope you feel better soon. 💜

Dre

The radiator! I loved that little rant🤣. Also the tone of your voice changing towards the end of the "please" was absolute pleasure. Sending you all the lovely scritches and well wishes

Kat

„Morally impossible to move“ got me. Youre quite good in „thinking in cat(boy)“. Growing up with those pets, this little ramble brought back memories. Humans are subs to them, no doubt! Cute one, thank you. Got the third shot today and starting feeling slightly feverish. Take a rest, sleep well.

sardonic

oh nooo not the post-jab sickness! hope you feel better! catboy crunch? no… motorcycle crunch with those purrs. so like, msub (with catboy) when?

kimby

Aww this was adorable. So many cute moments! Love the warm fuzzy feels. The if I fits I sits reminded me of a particular armchair my family used to have. Most people would choose to nap on the couch next to it. But for me, that chair was the perfect size to curl up in so it was the best and comfiest spot. Damn, I miss it. Thank you for posting! I hope you rest well and feel better soon~ Sending you cuddles 🥰

Michelle Gonzalez

the actual “no” that escaped my mouth when you said bye oh my GOD

Sol

I made the mistake of listening to the second half of this at a public library while taking a break from my course work. Crunchyyyy why????