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So I wanted to make a cute little short story time for this Sunday, but I ended up just going on and on, losing track of time and well. Here you have a "short sunday story time" that's 41 minutes long! Hehe.Warning, it's very rambly, and I'm not really stopping too often to catch a breath. So a bit sleepy, a bit incoherent, a bit all over the place crunchy, talking about all sorts of things. So if you just want to some background fodder for your daily tasks, then this is for you 💕

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V for Vitalya

"short sunday story time" that's 41 minutes long" It's like running into a friend for a "cup of tea", and eventually returning home only on the third day. I like it 👍

Mrs. Dubose

We interrupt this storytime at the 25 minute-ish mark to say that I am HOWLING that you did that in someone else's tent. 😂 This whole thing is so compelling and funny. Okay! Back to listening...

Ange

Love a Crunchy Storytime 💚

Phantasm Cat

Don't apologize for the rambled story, I swear I love it so much!! So many mixes of emotions, from laughter to shrieking terror and so much others in between. And hey, things happen when we're young, trying to find that balance between survival and enjoyment. While stuff happened, and I mean that's some *stuff* right there, you got a story out of it and a few life lessons as well. Thank you for sharing these stories, they're lovely to listen to and they do give me the biggest urge to hug young Crunchy as well as present Crunchy. You worked hard, you deserve it. Stay safe, meow meow 💙

Kayla

i’m dying about all of this happening at a music festival & you talking like 5 seconds about the actual music concerts 😭 & i know what you’re talking about when it comes to pheromones. I’ve had times when I’ve been around guys & have literally wanted to stick my entire face in their armpits bc their natural scent smelled so good to me. It’s so primal for no reason 😩 Also crazy how poverty literally corners you & forces you into these wild ass situations just so you can literally fucking survive. A lot of people don’t understand how REAL it can get. Shoutout to you. Hustle king ❤️

_S

This was fascinating 👀 I like your rambles and story times! You seem like you've had an interesting life and it's nice to have some insight into it, and insight into you as a person too. It's also just interesting to me to hear about a life and world that's so different to mine. And it's ok, everyone's a little bit weird, but you're also my/our kind of weird too hehe. Have fun with stream tonight, it's 2am for me so I'll probably be dead asleep when you start. Goodnight Crunchy ☺️

Sasha

I want to go to a festival now lmaoo

kimby

…Oops did I just delete my original comment? o.O I don’t even know how I did that. Okay anyway, good thing I had this on my clipboard Wooow I’m gonna be honest, that did NOT feel like 40 minutes. No need to be sorry, I love listening to rambles! That was such an interesting storytime too. So many emotions, twists, turns, and things I can’t imagine going through at that kind of age… but I think you’ve probably grown a lot in all sorts of ways since then and now you can look back at those memories to see how far you’ve come. I’d like to give little you (and present you!) a hug. Thank you for sharing with us! I’ve sadly never had the pleasure of attending a music festival, but you did a really good job of describing everything. All the stories seemed to flow very naturally too. It’s so interesting to hear about your environments, experiences, and circumstances. Makes me think a lot about my own life and how I’ve lived it so far. Hm. Some snippets of my reactions: - Aww wholesome 🥺❤️ - “that’s unfortunate” the way I laughed at this omg 😂 and then very soon after- ohnoOO little Crunch! - The SILENCE after her dad’s statement holy crap that felt so long. - had a couple moments where I held my breath because I didn’t (or did) know where things were going

Mels

This was a fun listen! Highlight reactions: - actual clapping at that ticket score. - laughing over highly relatable “where to sleep” circumstances due to not checking a tent and how the immediate solution was flirting. - your friend with the jacked up speaker was a hero. - laughing even more over the highly relatable “borrowing” of a place to fuck and how that wasn’t a deterrent at all. - dying at “that’s unfortunate” because damn that’s also a familiar sentiment. - saying out loud as you’re telling us about first-time unprotected stranger sex “oh no, gonorrhea or chlamydia?” - “Don’t do what I did [lists things, implies more]”… buddy, I can’t make promises for younger me. - the cold beer friend… what a legend.

Nerea

My god, I was listening to this while opening the office and starting to work and I almost fell from my chair when the unprotected sex part. Totally agree on the "consejos doy que para mí no tengo". Quick resume: that was WILD omg

Vergil

What a great storytime...!! I have a feeling 41 minutes was the bare minimum for a story of that caliber. Wooooow, what a ride. How bland a life must be without a "how unfortunate" moment 🤭 Thank you muchly for sharing this with us. Your rambles are the best. 🌹🌹

Acedia

I get the pheromone thing. I can smell my husband's when we snuggle. It's a nice spicy scent. The weird part is that I can always tell when he's getting sick cause it changes to a sharp metallic smell. Any sane woman should be proactive about safe sex. Especially in those kind of situations with that much casual sex going on? Even on BC, I'd still have a condom cause I'd be terrified of STIs.

cosymary5

I finally got around to listen to this story time and it did not dissapoint! You definitely have a talent for storytelling and this one was a rollercoaster 😄 I greatly enjoy having these sneak peaks into your life, even tho everytime it just makes me want to give you a big hug and cuddles 🤗

Bunny

I went to (my first) music festival in 2015, and I also hooked up with a girl called Siri🤣🤣🤣 She was dumped by her friends and ended up staying in my tent for 5 days😅 We were also drunk and ended up cuddling more than actually having sex. I feel like I tried my best but 4 days of drinking and almost no food/water did not help😅🥲 Omg!! I haven't thought about it for years, but I am laughing so hard listening to this! This story took a turn! Omg I feel so sorry for giggling but omg🙈 Also a cold coooooold beer on hot days when you feel like dying are the best!!! The pure bliss of cold ale after days of shit is 🙌🙌

Anonymous

This was so entertaining! Thank you for the relaxing 40 minutes. ♥️ Plus all the good PSAs that make me feel really old at this point. 😂