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[Ramble] Kinda meta ramble, a little chaotic [ramble about rambles] [photography] [parker pens] (Patreon)

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2022-03-22 23:03:39
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2024-05-06 00:38:07
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I had intended for one type of ramble, which in turn led to this ramble, which turned into a third type of ramble about rambles.I talk a lot, maybe you should kiss me to make me shut up. (hehe)I hope you're having a lovely time,hugs 🤍

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Miss Lilac

Also omg someone who understands polyamory !!!!!!! Lollllll People over complicate it so fast . The pizza and burger analogy is perfect haha

Miss Lilac

Wrong ramble but whatever lmao

Miss Lilac

Idk . Unrelated to anything in particular but I m so exhausted by working 50-70 hours a week to pay enough to not be homeless and then prices of everything is going up while peoples wages are getting less and less . So I m getting my passport and doing research on an intercontinental move . America is a tragic tragic place to exist . I love it dearly and I’m terrified to leave but I just cannot believe the things I see and hear every week with my own eyes and ears (not tv or anything media, just how classism plays out daily for no reason other than to make rich people richer and shame poor people for existing)

Miss Lilac

Ugh now I miss kisses haha . I ve never really had a relationship that lasted more than a few weeks so I just rock being hella single and “untouchable” as my peers like to tell each other. I just dont do casual stuff and I was raised in a “you get one boyfriend in a lifetime and it becomes a husband” so I m having to learn everything about relationships at the ripe age of 25 😂 I dont mind terribly until someone shows me experiences that I cannot give my own self . And that is annoyingly frustrating bc I loved sleeping alone and I loved traveling alone and I loved my alone time . Now I miss some things that I used to think I’d never be into . Kissing being one of them 🤣. I wish I could tell my high school self that being hot does not solve any of my actual problems 😂😂😂 People are just intimidated by me in this tiny redneck town

Phantasm Cat

What an interesting proposal, teehee~ Earbuds in now. Hope all is well on your end 💙

Vergil

Awww yeeeaaaahh, a ramble in its purest form...!!! Hope you're doing fantastic, sir.🌹🌹

Kaya

Not me seeing the notification for this while re-listening to your spoken ASMR twitch stream AGAIN 😁. Time to pause that and prepare myself for a Crunchy ramble 🥰

cosymary5

Crunchy you are adorable and this was so much fun omg. It was just what I needed and it made me grin like a fool alone in my apartment in the middle of the night🥰

Ange

This ramble had everything: Mukbang ✔️ Body doubling ✔️ Keeb noises ✔️ Cable hunt ✔️ Studio Arhoj love ✔️ Stolen pen with someone else’s name! ✔️ Really glad to hear that this is still fun for you, despite the circumstances being different. I hope it’s never a chore, because that’s shit for you but would also come across to listeners. No one likes the feeling/sound of obligation. I don’t want you to shut up, but I’m definitely coming in with some kisses for a pause. Just a little one. Put that on the trello board!

Acedia

Cute chaotic Crunchy crunches on cookies, chases cord, and contemplates culture. Also kisses but that's not a "c". I'm surprised you don't have a Studio Arhoj partnership with how much I've heard about it. Good ramble. Looking forward to later listening to your ideas you talked about here.

Bek

yay, can't wait to listen when I get home from work. hope you are well ♡

Phantasm Cat

You know the drill. Just typing as i listen, dont mind me~ (pt.1) How dare you tease us on that selfie, dude. Seriously... I can imagine you looked v cute tho. And yes, let's play the new game called *drumroll* GUESS THAT CABLE! What I always do is I like to label my cables. If I don't, I will seriously lose my mind and not get anything done. Are my cables neat? Uhm.. no comment 🙃 but I at least have a sense of which cable is for what. I'd be more than happy to label and organize all those pesky cables you have there, get rid of that pain and hopefully speed up that photo editing process. AND SOMETHING WENT WRONG, OF COURSE SOMETHING WENT WRONG, I LAUGHED SO HARD THERE DEAR LORD! It feels wonderful to hear that the audio making passion is still there, you've been making them for a while and I can still feel your hard work and dedication that goes into it. Many different, difficult, and strenuous things have passed, yet the love is still there.

Invisible Skye

This was perfection. My favorite ramble ever - I grinned throughout the whole thing. I so relate with the trying to get hundreds of pictures from the SD card to the computer and then into Lightroom... it's a daily struggle for me. I loved the authenticity and the chaos. I loved the acknowledgement over all of us going out to buy the Parker pens plus how you've inspired so many of us to buy products from Studio Arhoj. Truly? I just smiled through this whole thing. Thank you for sharing a taste of your day with us. And your friends really should kiss you more often. Isn't that what friends are for? 💜

CarelessWhisper

You sounded extra adorable today. Please know I mocked the shit out of you in my head when you talked about your cute selfie. My pens came today and I love them. They're pretty pastel colors, write so smoothly, and the pen clicks sound so good. I really like pen clicks. This ramble was so much fun to listen to. I was laughing and smiling the whole time. The perfect amount of chaos and ramble and cuteness. Very much looking forward to your cultural talk. Yes, please make a [ramblefuck] audio happen. 💋 Thank you, Crunchy

cosmicdreams

ramble thoughts! typing as a listen - would love to hear a ramble about your cultural background. i don’t know much about Danish culture, and very little about Spanish culture, mostly some general knowledge thanks to Spanish classes. btw, had a Spanish midterm exam the other day and no creo que lo hice bien porque no pude usar spanishdict.com. necesito un tutor de español (audio? 👀) (this probably didn’t even make sense i apologize to the spanish speakers that had to read this) - ahhh i hate crumbs. the worst is from nature valley bars, you look at those motherfuckers the wrong way and they turn into dust. it’s like… by the time you’re done eating them i’m pretty sure more of it ended up on the ground instead of in your mouth. absolutely hate them - hell yeah for more fit checks - so glad to hear you’re still feeling passionate about making audios. i can imagine there is a bit more pressure now that’s it’s your full time job, but knowing that you still enjoy making them is great to hear. idk, it makes me as a supporter feel good too to know that i’m supporting something that you enjoy doing - would love to see more of your photography as well! - yes, life is a series of choices. i think we are sometimes victims of situations or circumstances that we had no choice or say in (i.e. poverty, mental disorders, disabilities) but for the most part i still think we have some level of choice in our lives. and i think it’s a good reminder, especially when you’re, for example, doomscrolling on social media or stumble upon some really hateful and ignorant people. i personally think it’s better to just keep scrolling rather than try to reason with them. life is too short, the discussion usually doesn’t get anywhere, and why spend time doing that when you can spend time with people who are loving and empathetic? life is hard enough as it is, so choose the things that bring you joy when you can - omg i’m dead at the fact that you stole, oh wait excuse me, “acquired” a pen with someone else’s name on it that you don’t even know 💀 if it’s one of those $100+ pens that comes in the nice little box you better return it! /hj thanks for the ramble! take care 🤍

Mrs. Dubose

Kiss you and make you shut up? Mmm, nah, maybe next time. 🙃 You get a numbered bullet points reaction today. 1. Your mom plays basketball?! That is unexpectedly delightful. Do you know what roller derby women look like? That's what I'm imagining but with basketball. 2. Can someone please tell this American what toffee biscuits are? They sound nice and crispy. 3. Camera-chan is still up to their old tricks, I see, only this time they're hiding cables from you. This part was silly and I approve chaotic rambles of this sort. ALSO, Albert, implied Camera-chan antics, AND purrs in the space of 24 hours?! You spoil us, Crunch. 4. Yay, more outfit pictures! You have great style and always look so sharp. 5. It's very encouraging to hear that you still have excitement for the future of your content creation. It IS exciting. It's starting to get cosy up in here again. 😊 6. Time and the management thereof. Oof. This pops into my mind a lot. And then I have to make myself stop thinking about it because it gets... heavy. Life is too short. Literally. And then aging... Next bullet point. 🥴 7. Calling us out on the Parker pens. 🙈 I cackled. I do have a confession that may be helpful to others, though. I do not, in fact, actually like the ballpoint Parker pen that I bought. 😬 It's very pretty (rose gold) but I think I'm just not a ballpoint person? Or maybe I need fine point instead of medium point? I can't write neatly with it. So I might try a different kind of refill or try a rollerball or fountain pen next. Also, lol at the stolen pen with SOMEONE ELSE'S NAME ON IT. For heavens sake! You maaaay have a problem. 😂 (Although you could go around telling people it was your witness protection name or something.) This was a fun ramble. Thank you, Crunch. Looking forward to hearing about the cultural background stuff in the future. Goodnight to you, Albert, and that sneaky Camera-chan. 💜

cherucaustic

Shot straight to the top for my favorite ramble ever. How it went off the rails so fast was a joy to listen to. I think this is what we all really needed, just an adorable chaotic slice of life moment. I spent the entire time with a huge grin. Why yes I love my Parker pens even though in my rush to buy I got one with the wrong color ink 😩, the fountain one is better than the rollerball in my opinion but I love how both write. The fact your first one is engraved with someone else’s name has me dying. I see “owned” is joining “acquired” for words that totally don’t mean stealing right, Crunch? 😂 How rude that your friends won’t kiss you to shut you up especially if you’re asking nicely 😉 and what a great audio idea 👀 I do still wanna hear about your cultural background because it’s gotta be interesting it’s a big part of what makes you you. But I don’t regret what this devolved into one bit. It was an absolute delight 💗

Natascha

your mom is cool

ash

this whole ramble was a mess, in the best possible way. chaotic rambles are the best kind, it was like a little peek into your mind. now that i've thought about it properly,,, i have the same habit with.... acquiring..... items, but for me it's pretty much knives and multitools. i used to be part of the scouts, and back when big outdoor camps were still a thing, the amount of sharp pointy things that were left behind by kids who had zero concept of money was astounding. i adopted them all. i have a marginal collection of switchblades in various states of use that would probably raise a bunch of eyebrows if my home was ever searched. also, i feel obligated to let you know that the google search results for 'parker pen' shot up semi-dramatically after the last ramble. my nerdy stat side is showing but i felt the patreon people needed to know about the pretty danish talky man influencing google trends. also, yes to more fit checks, yes to a keeb ramble, yes to culture talk! rooting for happy crunch man to keep making more happy audios that make him happy. have a gentle timezone, lovely people <3

Mrs. Dubose

This may be my favorite comments section of all time. You gave us chaotic energy, Crunch, and we matched you step for step. 😂

Invisible Skye

By the way... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Because every day is Crunchy's birthday and we haven't celebrated in a while. 🎉🎁💜

Vivitorie

Okay for a proper comment now It was such a nice thing to listen to before work - I smiled and laughed through the whole audio aaaand it helped me actually wake up 😄 let's pretend I'm not typing this at 8pm 👀 I planned to post a comment right after listening but urgh life happens I don't have a fancy Parker pen, but I've been using a nice pen for quite some time now realising only today that I have no idea where it came from... Oh no, not you owning someone's pen. You could never. "Something went wRoNgG" pls I could feel that🤣 I love hearing you all cheerful and chaotic hehee. Outfit pics - yes please 😍 culture talk - also yes, I'd love to hear it. No kisses? 🥺 aw why no kisses... Now I want a kiss too Anyway, thank you for the serotonin ✨ have a nice timezone everyone💗

Dre

If you wanted kisses you should have just said so. Demanded them. Right on the spot. 😂 Don't stop until you've gotten them lol

june

[trying to choose which button meme] - Crunchy ramble - shut up kisses Crunchy, you should know I had some WORDS when you dangled that photo of you being cute that you can't show us. But I'll get over it 😌 Normalize consensual platonic kissing between friends. Love your rambles. Co-sign all of that up there *waves hands overhead* (and thank you for the Albert photo 👉👈) Stay safe & be cosy, Crunchy 💜

Invisible Skye

Poor Crunchy when he sees the ridiculous size of this comment section...

V for Vitalya

/saw the number of comments/ /meme with Winslow when he came in and immediately left/

_S

wow these numbers... this really escalated 👀

_S

And yes, I hate how these days Time is a very limited resource. It's basically a currency and every day is a choice on where and how to spend it. I always have so many things I want to do 🥲 As for the rambles, I treat your rambles as background company, like a friendly conversation, or a rambling podcast. I've been listening to your rambles lately while I've been getting dressed in the morning, or winding down in bed. I guess it's nice just to hear your voice and what's been going in your life. Or just things you like to do (like stealing pens... ). You could do a 20min ramble on all your favourite mugs, or coffee, or your best chess strats and I'd still be fascinated lol. Idno, you're an interesting dude and I like you 😅 And unrelated, I walked past a store the other day called Hygge that had a lot of mugs and I immediately thought of everyone here 😂

Kaya

I came back to over 100 comments. No idea how long ago they were written cause no time stamps on my tablet app but it looks like i missed a ton of fun 😁