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[Ramble] Soft ramble, ready for April (Patreon)

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2022-03-31 21:46:23
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2024-05-06 00:37:49
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Hi! I hope you're well. Here's my last ramble of this month, moving truly into spring (with a snow day here in Denmark of all things!). I'm excited for what this year has to bring, and I'm looking forward to sharing that experience with you! Hugs ❤️

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Bek

just about to start work, sleep well Crunchy (when you do sleep) ♡

Invisible Skye

I will reply a bit more in a bit... but today has not been a good day and I needed this. Thank you. *whispers* Happy Birthday

Acedia

"Metaphorically" is the word, I think. Wait. Maybe figuratively? One of those A non-English ramble, or a chess game ramble would both be interesting. The game ones would be kinda like the "study with me" video, right? Either way, I can see how it'd be nice. Pretty sure we would enjoy "sweater gremlin" lenses too. lol That's also a vibe. No matter what, go at your own pace, in whatever way is good and healthy for you.

Mrs. Dubose

I think you may be underestimating our ability to talk about anything you throw our way. 😉 While I totally understand the urge to want to present "finished," organized thoughts, please don't be hard on yourself about that. By all means, do what makes you most comfortable. But I think we all have seen enough references to phone book and grocery list readings here to know that you shouldn't worry. 😄 Also, on the more complex side of things, sometimes untangling a thought, both on your end and our end, is half the fun. But again, whatever YOU are most comfortable with is exactly what you should do. You are in the dreaded in between stage with your hair, which DOES create angst and takes up a lot of mental space. Anyone who has ever tried to grow out their bangs/fringe or a short haircut knows this horror. If you hang in there another month or two, you'll be home free, you can pull it back in two seconds, and will be prime man bun material. (Is it too selfish to kindly ask that you not deprive us of the future man bun lenses? 😂) I suspect you might just need a trim/shape up. I've had waist length hair, a pixie cut, and everything in between in my lifetime. I can say with authority that a tiny trim always helps and makes things feel better. I'm really glad to hear that you want to recreate the feel of streams here in some way. I've been terribly missing that feeling of just hanging out regularly. I've been trying to fill that void (you chose the exact right word) in other ways, and... yeah no. Not successful on that front. It's both relieving and exciting to know that you've been giving that some thought. Hearing you sound so content with your friends and your mental health and future plans gives me a deep sense of peaceful joy. It's going to be a good year. 💜

Phantasm Cat

It's good to hear you're getting back into the swing of things with the audio recordings! With the rambles, sometimes having them engaging with topics that help stir the mind is fun, but I think the whole point of these rambles is just that. Rambles. Your rambles, no matter how they go, whether they have a specific point or not, are always interesting to listen to. So please don't think that it has to be some finished product. The mind is complex as it is, and hearing you talk from one topic to another topic or even no topic at all is still listened to with engaging ears~ Nawt the cutting your hair thoughts entering your brain ;-; but I understand completely, especially remembering your original purpose for growing your hair out. Originally I had a pixie cut, and growing it throughout the year was definitely a challenge and left me more conscious on how my hair looks. But before when I had waist length hair, I didn't care much for it besides a quick brush. It can be difficult to find that balance of keeping it tidy yet not caring too much, so yeah, I get it. Remember, no matter what it is you decide to do, as long as you feel comfortable doing it. Btw, if you do a ramble in Spanish, I'll still understand 100% and might respond with only Spanish, but if you do a ramble in Danish, I'll only understand probably 40% of it, maybe... maaybee... I might respond back in Danish. Typing is the easy part, but speaking it? *Hahahahelphahaha* I actually enjoy how things are, despite missing streams. It's cool how chat here on patreon can have a lovely and engaging conversation, the frequency of the audios, and of course lens. Whether you're a gremlin in the snow or ready for the warm spring sun, they're always appreciated! Here's to a wonderful year, and hopefully a peaceful Spring. Stay safe, meow meow 💙

V for Vitalya

I don't know about you guys, but I'm already a little tired from this year 🥴 With best wishes and so on 💙

june

Having had the "cut off all my hair" thoughts as well, all I can say is SAVE SPROUT 🌱 ALL HAIL SPROUT! Really though, do what you need to do, Crunchy, and if freeing Sprout helps, we shall give pour one out from our Arhoj mugs in salute. Glad to hear you're doing well. Love your rambles, missing streams as well, would listen to a ramble from you in any language, of any level of coherence or organization 💜 Scritches to you and Albert 💜 *hjonk!*

yellow seong

Aaa~ Just the other day I was moping bc I really want to experience Spring and now you mention it's almost Spring season in Denmark. I'm okay. I'm not jealous. I'm not crying 🥲👍 Totally agree that having long hair is kind'a a pain in the ass especially when you shower and it takes all your energy to shampoo it but longer hair is so much fun to style 😭 My hair used to go past my waist and lately I've been missing the big mermaid energy it gives. You rambling in Spanish and/or Danish will be something that I'll definitely look forward to if you decide to do it. Been listening to your audios these past days and I'm not even kidding when I say I understood some of your Spanish already. Pretty sure my Grandma would ask how I learned so quickly and I'll just say, "Uh? I have a great teacher? I listen to him everyday?" Kidding aside, it's a wonderful idea, Crunch. Same goes with your topics in which you mentioned you're contemplating which ones to choose but we know you always pick a good one and it's gonna be fun for sure anyway :) Really proud of you for making your mental health a priority, Cronch 🔆 Happy Spring!

cosmicdreams

anyone having issues playing the audio? it plays for two seconds and then pauses, on the website and app, but other audios seem to be playing fine. just wondering if it’s a me thing or a patreon thing

cosymary5

Hello Crunchy, so nice to hear from you again so soon and at a reasonable hour for me yay! I’m happy to hear that you are finding your groove again with audios and that you have the motivation to sit down and record stuff 😊 Ahhh, I don’t want you to cut your hair *sigh*, but I do understand the struggle of keeping up with it. I barely care how mine looks, but it’s wavy so it’s kinda a mood even if I don’t do anything to it. If you cut it, may we pretty please get a patreon lens with it down so we can celebrate it one last time? I do want rambles in Spanish and Danish! I understand Spanish to a certain degree, but as you said, even if we don’t understand what you are saying, it could work as asmr or sleep aid. I miss streams a lot, but I’ve also recently felt that your rambles and especially the nice conversations we had in the comments brought us the same comforting and happy feelings that streams did. Definitely agree with the fact that we are creating a very nice community here on patreon. Yay to more lens posts! But you don’t need to always get dressed nicely for those, even a photo of your cup of coffee or a glimpse of Albert would be awesome. Ah, it’s so nice to hear that you are doing well mentally and that you feel loved. Super excited for the future content and talks. Your content and this community have really been a blessing to me personally, amid the chaos and negativity of the reality we live in. Hope everyone is having a nice timezone!

cherucaustic

The battle I went through to listen to this nearly drove me mad. Patreon get your shit together please! 😩 I would truly listen to you talk about anything and I think a lot of the people here feel the same. But it’s about what you’re comfortable doing. I’d be one of the many lost if you did a ramble in Danish or Spanish but hey I’m all for it and maybe I’ll actually learn something. Considering why you started growing your hair out I totally get why the transition phase is annoying. Long hair can be a lot of work, though I’ve never had short hair to make the comparison. I cut off 10 inches of my hair in the summer but I still had many many more inches left to work with. I normally just throw it up into a bun. Which does beg me to ask that we pretty please get to see a man bun before you cut it if that’s what you decide to do? Haha. Streams are dearly missed but I think that you’ve been able to create something similar in rambles, we have a dialogue in the comments that I’ve really been enjoying and it’s a lot easier to follow what everyone is saying this way. The only difference is that we don’t get reactions in real time to/from you, Crunchy. But that’s okay and I look forward to how your rambles, this place, all of it evolve in the coming year. Sweater gremlin you say? Sounds pretty cute to be honest. I can only speak for me when I say that I like lens posts not only for fit checks per se but because it’s just an easy way to show us your day? To check in and say hi? If that makes sense. I’m so glad that you’re out there living life and enjoying it. Mental health is hard but being able to check in with yourself and the people dear to you make it easier to navigate. And navigating it is all any of us can do. Hope everyone has a good one 💗

cosmicdreams

welp i downloaded the file and was able to listen, and was pleasantly surprised that it was 11 minutes instead of 3 which is what it’s showing on patreon for me right now 🙃 anyway… honestly i enjoy rambles of any kind. the casual ones are nice, like talking to a friend on the phone, but i also like the ones with specific topics too! there’s a ramble you did several months ago called “philosophy coffee” that i really enjoyed, and i think you got those questions from a book, maybe it could be a series type of thing with other questions from that book if you’re into that. really made me think… but yeah i think it’s good to ramble about whatever you’re in the mood to talk about. if you do a danish ramble i will understand nothing lmao but could be a good sleep aid, spanish i might get some of it if i put it on half speed, might also be a good way to test my comprehension skills! about the streams, i wasn’t able to see them live much because they were often at the same time as my classes, but i think we’ve been able to replicate that community feeling here to a certain extent with the rambles, and i actually think interacting like this makes it easier to have actual conversations with people because one thing about twitch is that the chat moves so fast and i had a hard time keeping up so it was easier for me to just lurk. but that’s just my experience with it, and i’m supportive of whatever you feel comfortable doing.

Ange

Ah yes, the *in between* stage with growing hair out. Our sprouts were pretty in sync for a while, but you held out for months longer than me - I went back to short hair a while ago. I just can't be arsed to grow it out, just to pull it back all the time and eventually cut it off. I'm not going to lie, I miss streams, the interaction and cosy chat vibes. But this is good too, here. I absolutely wouldn't want streams to happen if you aren't in a good place for them mentally - that's not safe, or fun for anyone. In the meantime (maybe forever?) I'll try to have those interactions here, even if Careless Whisper and Skye have taken over my daily "Happy Birthday Crunchy" duties. It does make me giggle that some people have taken to calling the Patreon comment section "chat", whether that's a conscious choice or not. I'm looking forward to spring, and sun, and lens posts, and everything this year has yet to bring.

Kaya

As usual missed the notification. Like Skye I have not had a good day today. I'm dealing with some health issues. I can't wait to be in a better space to read over all of the lovely comments and to listen to the ramble. For the moment I will be curling up in fetal position and trying my best to sleep thru, listening to past comforting Crunch audios. Hoping everyone else has as good a timezone as possible. Also - Happy Birthday Crunchy 🥳🎂 or in Polish - informally "Sto lat" (meaning 100 years) or more formally would be "Wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji urodzin" which translates to "All the best on your birthday"

Bek

I think that whatever content you want to put out, we will enjoy~ The rambles are great and lens updates are always nice to get a little snippet of your day or just as a little hello 😊 I love the rambles when they are organic and not about a specific chosen topic, and they definitely do not have to be put together... you could ramble about anything honestly. Danish & Spanish rambles would be so welcome even if I don't understand what you're saying 😂 I would be so down for those longer ~hang out with me~ type audios, they would be great to replicate what streaming was like, and we wouldn't have to worry about missing a stream. (I revisit the audio you made where you were playing chess games, just to have in the background while I do my own thing) It's great to hear you are feeling good about creating content & that you're in a better place mentally. I really do appreciate that we are able to get such intimate audios from you Crunch, and I would never want you to feel pressure to make them. Ultimately, the content you feel happy with and enjoy making is the best content we could receive 💕

CarelessWhisper

Hi Crunchy 😊! Hi ❤ Chat ❤! I hope you always make the rambles you truly want to make. That's part of the fun in listening. If you overthink it it'll become a burden to do and they just won't feel the same. One of the things I like most about your rambles is that you provide a safe space for us as listeners to connect with each other, be seen, and feel heard. I mean don't get me wrong knowing you read the comments is nice but getting that feedback and validation from other listeners is *chef's fucking kiss*. I think as a whole we are not hard to please, it's the act of you "hanging out" with us that is most enjoyable. And whether you do that in Danish, Spanish, playing chess, or clickity clacking it will all have the same effect. Long hair IS annoying. There are so many cons, like it will be everywhere and in everything. I have convinced my husband that all my hair that he finds in his beard and on his clothes is a form of witchcraft 👀. The biggest pro for me having long hair is basking in the glow of women's compliments. The vulnerability and sincerity you put in your audios is what makes them so special. It invites the listener to do the same. And when the listener can get it that space, it doesn't matter if its just fantasy because the feelings of safety and care that can be felt is real. Who knew porn could feel so poetic? I'm looking forward to all that is to come (give us the goose, please) Hope everyone reading this is having a manageable timezone. ❤

Natascha

Also it was snowing here too like whats up with that. In germany we say ✨der April macht, was er will✨ And I dont even live in the north lmao

Mrs. Dubose

So I'm ruining it with my own comment but the fact that there were 69 comments here reminded me. 😂 Crunch, if you ever decided to do another movie watch-a-long like The Princess Bride for a longer hang out with me thing, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure would be a great choice. It is adorably silly and Keanu is a cutie pie. Just throwing that one in the suggestion box. 😊

agaslumbers

i really enjoyed your content in March, Crunch. i've been feeling extra soft lately myself, so all the rambly rambles, cute sfws and the lovely domestic, intimate nsfw audios were right up my alley. 😊 i second what others have said about the "hang out with me" type of content. personally i liked putting on your chess streams while i worked, so i think something long-form as you mentioned could replace that 🙂 a spanish or danish ramble could also work as something lowkey to have in the background or as a sleep aid like you said have a good month everyone 💚 also it's snowing in my country too, what the heck