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[Ramble] It's April, and I'm sleepy, and rambly, and cosy, and updates, you're lovely [cookies] [veganism] [butts] [kiss] [cuddles] [pet names] [meow] [it's my title I can tag things however I want pls] [also quack] [also hi] (Patreon)

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2022-04-03 15:09:50
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2024-05-06 00:37:43
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Kaya

Hi Crunchy! 👋 🥰

Natascha

Yeah i remember when you told us how much rent you payed 💀 copenhagen is not very poor university student friendly i guess. I have been kinda vegetarian for the most part these days cause i simply hate preparing meat. But i dont think you have to completly stop its still better to even try to eat less. Like i always hear "i could never be vegan because of eggs" or sth...well...then just continue eating eggs? (Maybe less,but still better than not being concious at all) Like whats wrong with that idk if that makes sense. I barely eat meat but when my grandma makes traditional german food i am ON that Rinderbraten shit you know idk Boyfriend/Girlfriend here is the same word as just friend so thats a fun fact lol

Red Star

I'm so sorry you're having to move, it sucks, especially when its unexpected. I hope the place you're looking at works out for you. Wishing you all the luck and lots of cuddles

Acedia

I'm trying to imagine explaining to my husband how we need to adopt this cute stray catboy, and him just bringing up all the times I told him "no" on adopting stray dogs because we already have too many. Like that would be the only problem with that lol. I just call them landlords. There's probably a different name for the actual company but for simplicity's sake just landlord. Don't smoke. It'll ruin your voice for one lol. I used to work in a very smoke friendly job. As a nonsmoker that part sucked. Then they got rid of smoking for COVID reasons for a couple of months, and suddenly I could breathe so much easier and my hair and work clothes didn't smell like a casino so much. Then people complained and COVID dropped off a bit and they brought it back, ugh. I quit there a while ago because I butted heads with management and haven't looked back. In a much better job now anyways.

Mrs. Dubose

Quack?! ExCUSE me with that tag?! 😂🤣😂 I grew up with a lot of uncertainty around housing security. That's a story for another time. But hearing you talk about moving again makes me feel nervous on your behalf. My stomach churns. (That doesn't mean I don't want you to share that with us. Just that I acknowledge how nervewracking it is to feel like the rug is being pulled out from under you.) I hope the apartment hunting tomorrow goes really well and you find a solution quickly. Also sort of related, even though it's none of our business really, I'm also very glad to know that your finances sound stable. I have an offline friend who recently switched to veganism in an attempt to correct some GI issues. She feels so much better and the food pics she sends look SO good. She's very creative and skilled in the kitchen. I think sometimes the hurdle with making that switch is that so many of us were raised as carnivores and trained to eat and cook that way, and it's a huge lifestyle shift to convert our eating habits. Intellectually it's an easy switch but practically speaking, oof. Sensitive skin -- certain spots. Yes on my sides and the sides of my knees. If someone comes up behind me and touches my sides without warning, even in just a guiding hand sort of way, I jerk away. Or if someone tries to tickle me there, they are NEVER coming near me ever again. 😂 I am ticklish on my sides to the point that it's almost painful. I am staunchly anti-tickle. Also when I was in high school I had a male friend who, when we were sitting side by side, would grab my knee in his whole hand with thumb on one side and fingers on the other and squeeze. 😫 Blehhhh. I do love having my back scratched, though. Smoking. I've never smoked, but I love the Old Hollywood glamour of it. I think I may have mentioned this here before, but I love all the trappings -- beautiful gold cigarette cases, cigarette holders, all that lovely stuff. My grandparents were heavy smokers up until I was preschool age and I still remember wanting to play with Granny's lighter SO badly. They finally stopped when Mom stopped taking us to their house as often because of secondhand smoke. As far as judging people who smoke, I have no bias one way or the other. My Granny smoked HEAVILY for probably 80% of her life with no ill effects. My mom, however, passed away from lung cancer and never smoked a day in her life. We don't know why it happened. So in my mind, despite studies and evidence and all that, it's just luck of the draw. My biggest objection to smoking is what you said -- it's stinky. I'll have to think about the pet names before I weigh in on that. Looking forward to the poll! 😊 Have fun with the beers tomorrow, lol.

Kaya

My comment ramble to your audio ramble 😜 Always so lovely to hear your voice Cromptch. I get so happy whenever you post anything new. I think you meant "landlord" for the apartment owners? Maybe? I have to do a better job at hydrating myself. Suspension of disbelief for the locker size, got it 🤭 Crunchy likes butts - noted. Thankfully i haven't had to move very much. I like having my own home (albeit mortgaged). Crunchy you can be my cat anytime you want to! I'd have to sneak you past my husband somehow though🤣🤣 - I wish I knew why catboy Crunch has such a hold on me 😅 Also all the kisses and cuddles for you anytime you want (gosh you make me work hard to keep hold of reality, my mind tends to cross all the boundaries where you're involved if I'm not careful). I don't think my skin is particularly sensitive but I also haven't properly explored how my skin feels in different places, i don't particularly consider myself a very "touchy" person, not quite sure why that is. I think maybe because there was a long period of time when most if not all touch that I experienced was sexual in nature and maybe my mindset got kinda stuck there? The idea of touching, holding or kissing someone in a platonic way (outside of family or just quick hugs or cheek kisses as greetings) feels foreign to me. One thing I do know is that kissing the back of my neck is a surefire way to elicit uncontrollable giggles. 😅 The smell of tobacco makes me nauseated so that's the main reason why I don't like being around it, or people who regularly smell like it. I tried smoking once or twice when i was younger "to be cool" but absolutely hated the feeling and the taste so never tried again. I'm not sure about pet names, I never really paid much attention to it I suppose. I like the sound of "my love". My husband generally calls me "hon", "honey" or "sweetie" which is kinda basic i guess? Maybe it only seems like it to me. Anywho...enough of my comment ramble...I wish you an uncomplicated move...and before I forget - Happy Birthday.

Phantasm Cat

I'll be doing this in parts, because yes. So pt. 1 DUDE, WHAT THE FAWWK.!?! You have to move again?! They have no right, *no right* to do that. I'll keep those words here to a minimum because I'm literally having steam spewing out of my ears. BUT I do hope something good comes out of this and you can find a place soon. Just... fuck that landlord, dude, and not in the pleasant way either... Wishing you all the best, and hope tomorrow's place works out in your favor~ Okay, so the locker audio!!! I have a tiny closet here that's actually about the same size as some gym lockers I had in high school. I got curious, emptied it out, and snuck inside for the 🌟immersion🌟 and let me say, it was too tight in there and I think your neck might be in a bit of pain based off our height differences, butI will say it was hot. Mhmm, yup, yup :) AYO YOU WANNA BE SOMEONE'S CAT? I HAVE APPLICATIONS READY, LETS GOOOO! I have the food, the entertainment, the great outdoors, you name it, I got it. And I thank you kindly for that kiss, it was actually lovely and cute to set that little audio moment in here. Always appreciated 💙 and you can have all the shoulder rubs, neck kisses, back scratches, deep cuddles, oh dear lord that would sound amazing right now... VEGANISM, my world right there. It's understandable knowing that veganism cant be possible in places where resources are limited, and I've experienced those moments a few times in my youth. But yes in privileged places where there isnt a need to exploit animal suffering and further prevent increasing the carbon footprint, thats the ticket right there. In my experience, I grew up with predominantly traditional Mexican dishes. This also included visiting family members that lived on their own farms and ranches where they would "harvest" the animals. I remember one time an uncle tried explaining to me the process of harvesting cows, and I won't say too much details but it just led to me screaming and kicking on how he's killing them. So that was fun. I've been vegan for a few years now, and I won't lie it does have some challenges, but knowing that I have this option here to protest against the exploitation of animal suffering to the greatest of my ability, it feels good. And knowing your future plans on what you're making later, just lather it in that salsa verde, perfection right there :chefskiss:

yellow seong

Wishing you the best of luck with getting a new place! Kind'a sucks that you have to move out too soon tho :( Honestly was a little confused when you said you were daydreaming about butts because I thought you meant BUTS like buts in life, regrets, existential crisis, etc but then you said they can be sensitive and I was like oHHHHH BUTTS. Yes. Butts are indeed nice 🥺 I'm sorry but I froze when you asked for a kiss and laughed for a good minute because even my closest friends can't even touch my hand and I hear someone ask for a kiss?? But sure, Crunch. I replayed and gave you two 😙😙 YES TO MSG 👏 This may be me being Asian. But yes. Go get it 👏👏👏 'Your Majesty' should be a more common pet name for any context. And for all legal reasons, this is a joke. Sensitive skin: I initially thought in the skincare context. In that nature, no. But when it comes to touching I think it's a maybe? Since again, I don't like being touched but I know deep inside me that light touches would make me weak. Not that anyone dared recently but I just know 👀 I hate cigs. My dad used to when I was younger and I'd break all his cigarette sticks so he won't be able to smoke any. I did that when I was 4 or 5 and I can still remember because we moved houses when I was 6 and he already quit by then 🥸 And I can't even begin to explain how awful the smell is and how annoying it is to clean. Someone borrowed my car once and decided to smoke in it. I remember crying while scrubbing the seats because the smell alone made me feel like the entire thing was filthy. Happy April, Crunch!! 🌼

cosmicdreams

this whole ramble was pure chaos in the best way. i mean the tags alone i was like “i’m in” crunchy sugar baby era? i’m tempted to do that myself because i’m sick of my minimum wage job 😂 just need to find a sugar daddy (or mommy) who doesn’t need any sugar lmaooo, i have heard that some just wanna take you out on dates and don’t expect sexual favors in return but it’s very very rare. on a real note i hope the apartment hunt goes well and you’re able to find a new place that you like! i’m sorry to hear that you’re being forced to move and wishing you all the best in finding a new place 🤍 i smoke weed, not cigarettes lmao and even then i’ve only done it once or twice. my mom’s parents were smokers and she said she felt like she couldn’t breathe growing up in their house and now she has asthma. i think the aesthetic is nice but i would rather just look at someone smoking and think it looks cool than do it myself. also, as far as smell goes, i think weed is much worse but both are bad. listen to the band cigarettes after sex but don’t smoke cigarettes ! died when you said “oh, mami” cause it reminded me of the song OHMAMI by chase atlantic (do not come for me i know i listen to fuckboi music) anyway really loved that recent audio with the [good girl] tag and seconding Acedia that it works as both a petname and praise and i think we all have a praise kink over here 😅 sweetness has become a recent favorite, sweetheart and honey are nice, but in general i’m not huge on pet names but they’re nice to have sprinkled throughout an audio thanks for the ramble crème brulee, it felt so relaxed and comfortable, really enjoyed the vibe in this one. hope you and everyone here had a lovely weekend! ✨

Kaya

Am I the only one whose thoughts are returning to Crunchy's butt daydreams and wondering what his thoughts on my own personal contribution vis a vis butts would be? Just for curiousity's sake since he was feeling so thoughtful on the subject. Yes? No? Just me? 😅😅😅

cherucaustic

Feel like we’ve finally gotten to the absolute peak train of thought chaos of rambles definition. And l think our comments will absolutely respond in kind so everyone buckle up haha. Moving absolutely sucks I’m sorry you have to do it with very little warning. I’ve been trying to move for like a year but want to buy a place and the housing market where I live has just gone crazy and has made it impossible. I hope the place you go to look at is nice and you can get this over with quickly. Also the word you’re looking for is “landlord” I think even when a company owns the building we just say landlord here. Switching to a vegetarian/vegan diet can be difficult. Around 10 years ago I was a vegetarian for 5 years but I had to stop for health reasons because I’m admittedly a very picky eater so I wasn’t getting the right nutrition. And at the time meat alternatives weren’t so varied and even where you could buy this type of food was like…one expensive store lol. I stopped eating meat back then for ethical reasons and I’ve felt like a hypocrite ever since I went back to eating meat. I guess that’s part of why I’m so manic about using cruelty free products in all other ways. I hope to someday be able to get back to it, I’ve definitely reduced how much meat I consume. I like pet names in audios a lot but in real life my partner only calls me bae or the nickname he has for me. Please don’t ever use bae in an audio 🤣. Dearest is such a sweet one I didn’t even think about until I found your content haha. My neck is ridiculously sensitive someone kisses me there or gently touches me there and I’m melting. The rest of my body I’m not actually sure maybe I should conduct an experiment. So I hate cigarettes, the smell how much they cost etc and I’ve tried a few and damn near choked cause I have asthma lol. But I do really enjoy hookah I do that a lot with my friends while drinking and hanging out and it just mellows me out even more somehow. Sometimes you just gotta pay for the experience, a premium if you will for the ✨vibes✨. I hope you have a fun time with your friend, Crunch. You deserve it. Hope everyone here had a chill weekend 💗

CarelessWhisper

Hi Crunchy 😊 ❤ Hi Chat ❤ Thank you for this lovely Sunday ramble. You sound super sweet and cuddly 😍. Moving is terribly stressful in the best of situations. It fucking sucks if it's against your will. I vape so I can do it discreetly. No one knows I do it. It's one of my dirty little secrets. And I find that quite exciting. Pet names? The pet names that Gomez calls Mortica. Querida and Cara Mia. 🥵 "Do you ever dayd.." Sir, I'm gonna stop you right there. Daydreaming is my favorite. I don't really daydream about body parts. I daydream whole ass stories with plots, characters, drama, and spice.. lots and lots of spice. Yesterday I was bored and daydreamed about the kind of audios I would like to hear. So here, for anyone's daydreaming pleasure.. [M4F] Repeat after me [Say it out loud] [I'm a good girl] [I deserve to feel good] [If you stop, I stop] [Pinned down][Slow] [Intimate] [Kisses] [Wet sounds] [Edging] [Don't Cum] [Cum for me] [Meta] [4th Wall break] [Aftercare] [M4F] I love when you tease me, it makes me want you more [Msub to Gentle Mdom] [Teasing] [Grinding] [Denial] [Whimpers] [Begging] [Wet sounds] [Frustration] [SWITCH] [listener pinned down] [You're so pretty when you beg] [Do you want me?] [Say it] [Hard] [Cum for me] [Cuddles] [Kisses][Aftercare] K.. bye

Ange

Okay I have to work now (boo) so maybe I’ll come back with other things but: A) the tagged title? Adorable B) moving again? A year later and in similar rushed circumstances? Dude, I feel for you. That sucks. Good luck viewing/finding a new place. If it’s in another construction zone we’re all suffering. C) good girl foreverrrrr. But also trésor. They’re different contexts though. Dearest and lovely are so sweet and I think joined my repertoire thanks to Crunchfluence. Cariño mio, too. ❤️

cosymary5

Patreon gods pls stop deleting my comment!!! Hello Crunchy and chat! This comment will be long and as chaotic as the ramble - sorry not sorry lol Sorry to hear abt the forced moving, but keeping my fingers crossed that you find a good new place. Also, as Dubose said, I know it’s not our business, but I am happy that you shared the fact that you are ok financially. Don’t worry about putting out content for us, I would be happy with just off-the-cuff rambles if that helps you out during moving. We don’t really have lockers in Romania, so I didn’t really care about the “accuracy” of sizing, but it was funny to read comments about it. “butts are a little much, aren’t they” – this took me out lol. But I have to agree with what you say lol. Also I don’t think I’ve pondered a specific body part for a longer period of time, but sometimes I see someone online or irl and be like “yeah, I really appreciate this body part right now”. God, Crunchy, you have made all of us feral with that “I’d like to be a house husband or a cat” thing and then the kiss??? :laidout: Veganism thoughts – it’s definitely not for me, but I do appreciate people who can do it. I also definitely think it’s a privilege to be able to be vegan, in some places you don’t really have access to enough vegan food to be able to get all your nutritional needs met and also some people have certain health issues that prevent them from cutting out animal products out of their diets. However, I think just making small changes can have a big impact both ethically and environmentally. Just having a meatless day out of your week or switching to a plant-based milk, perhaps. Pet names? I said out loud “please bring back dearest” and then you talked about it! I was shook! Also, I agree with Cosmicdreams that “sweetness” is great as a pet name and that in general I would prefer names instead of pet names. You said we’re silly in the comments and I took that as a compliment, thank you very much Crunch! I don’t think my skin is super sensitive, but I am very ticklish and also my neck / ears are very sensitive, like I cannot even stand ppl whispering in my ear, I feel it in my whole body. You can smoke indoors in Denmark? I was so happy when they banned that in Romania. I have asthma and I also just plain hate the smell of it. Growing up conservative Christian smoking was literally a sin and after getting asthma I never even tried it. Not you kissing all of your friends again! Is kissing your friends platonically socially acceptable in Denmark? It’s not here, and I guess I still have that stereotypical view of Northern Europe where people are colder, more reserved and not physically affectionate, compared to the rest of the continent. Looking forward to talking to people in the comments and seeing that April schedule thingy soon ❤️

Dre

Crrrunchyyyy I just woke up!! I hope everything works out well for you. I, am also a fan of butts. Lol feel like vegans and vegetarian can be like androids verse iPhone. Just find what works for you. As to skin sensitivity I'm horribly ticklish. If you scratched my back I would melt. I don't think I would ever smoke. Personally I'm not a fan of cigarettes but cigars..I like how some of them smell. I love the smell of a bonfire. I think the two words you were looking for were landlord- that's what we call them in the US and significant other for a partner. You can do s/o to make it shorter.

ash

hello everyone! i am usually unexpectedly daunted by patreon comments, but tonight i’ve got liquid courage in my veins and i’m ready to type up a storm. ((and a bit of borrowed courage from my pals too.)) patreon gods please let this post this time PLS i’m sorry you’ve got to move all of a sudden, crunch. throughout my life i’ve had to move a bunch because of my parents’ jobs; most of these moves were transatlantic, setting from europe to asia and back again meant i never had much of a stable community. i learned to expect never to stay in one country for 2 years, and as much as it was an eye-opening experience, it wasn’t fun. i hope you find a place that you fall in love with, a place that allows you the focus to lean into the things that sustain you and makes you feel good - because you deserve it. manifesting a wonderful home for you <3
 on butts - i exercise frequently and have been focusing on my bosom, because i want her to be a bit more toned and i wanna feel stronkk (gainz for days) i was at the gym yesterday being very distressed because i’d brought out the wrong workout shorts, and it was shorter and more skin tight than i’d like. i pushed through and still worked out and i’m glad i did, because i benched my personal best yesterday!!! realistically i’m sure no one cared about how my butt looked except me, butt (haha) i also think i need to reshape (hahaha) the way i feel about my flesh prison, and what happens when i try to give less of a crack (hahahaha). butts are amazing - i’m manifesting the day i will stop worrying so much about how mine looks.

ok, quick fire round because i type too muchhh AHHH
 veganism - when i was living in europe, i was vegan for a bit, because i don’t eat red meat and it’s quite difficult to find good, affordable vegetarian food in europe if you don’t cook at home. i’m completely cool with people who do eat meat, and people who don’t - as long as you’re a good hooman being. i’m glad to be working from home now so i can cook more often. please send recipes if you have them, crunchy man. or if you’d like you can come be my live-in roommate. two birds, one stone! it’s just efficiency and makes the most sense, right? no nefarious intentions whatsoever. it’s purely more pro-duc-tive that way. and hey, maybe i can introduce you to my cat. her name is Turkey and i'm not sure how she's respond to another kitty, but there's only one way to find out, right? 

skin - a lot of my friends know that i’m generally a very affectionate human, all about the arm linking and shoulder rubs and cuddling. it’s a big part of how i bond with people, so i’m so glad that places are opening up again. even platonic cuddles are great, can we please normalize them more? please? i think my most sensitive spots are along my back. kisses are amazing, but only if they’re consensual. like, if you’re cool with it and i’m cool with it, c’mere and get all up in my face!!!!! please. i’m only half-joking. i’ve never smoked before, i think because i’ve got different vices (story for another day!) a lot of my close friends do smoke, and they’re always very considerate about not getting the smoke in my face. like, they’ll look at the wind direction and stand / sit in a way where it doesn’t blow towards us. i’m so lucky to know such great people. there seems to be a bad stigma against people who do smoke within the older crowds in the parts of the world i’ve lived, but i’ve got nothing against smokers if they’re decent humans. pet names - i’ll have to weigh in on them when i’m not tipsy. maybe another comment when i have actual sober person courage. oops
 that’s all from me now!! thanks for reading if you’re still here!!! wishing for nothing but water and sunlight to the best in you. also healing hugs n rest, to the rest. take care and stay safe, everybody! sending kisses, please remember to stretch yo back before bed. it's good for you!!

Anonymous

Oh, hi everyone~ Just got home from a veeery cosy coffee date with the bestie and now listening to this with another cup of hot coffee ‘cause I can’t feel my hands from cold, the weather is crazy. I’m sorry you have to move so suddenly Crunchy. But I hope you can find a nice place soon! Hugs 🤍 And, I mean I have a dog, but she’s cuddly and behaves like a cat, so Crunchy-the-catboy and Alice-the-dog could make good besties. I almost chocked on my donut when the butt talk started pls. Noted – don’t eat while listening. And don’t drink. Aaanyway. I dunno what’s up with me but I’m not the type to look at – or think about – butts. Touch a butt – yes. Look – eehm I’d better look at your shoulders and hands tbh 👀 I’ve never tried cutting meat out of my diet, it kinda happened on its’ own. I once messed up my eating schedule and when trying to start eating normal food again I stuck to muesli/salads/grains. I didn’t want to eat meat and I still rarely do. And even now – I can only eat fowl, red meat is a no. I have something to add here. When I was little my granny used to take to market on Saturdays and we would always enter the meat section to buy some. And, imagine – summer, market, row meat on the counters. THE SMELL. I still hate it. And I always will. I would cry and plead her to leave but she would talk to the salesperson. Emotional damage lmao 💀 Pet names. “Dearest” and “sweetness” make me weak 💔 I also simply adore “love”. In Russian most pet names are gendered, some gender-neutral ones I can think of are “my love”, “my soul” but they’re a bit fancy maybe? Ooh, yes, my skin is *very* sensitive. I love the feather-light touch, just the fingertips grazing the skin aw… Most sensitive parts are the back, shoulders and inner side of the arms. Also thighs. But I am the friend everyone asks for scritches – I always have my nails done and I mostly keep them relatively long and almond-shaped, a bit pointy, good for scritches. And I hate it for myself. Like – no, I don’t want pain, be gentle with me pwease 🥺 Growing up I used to hate smoking ‘cause my father has been smoking for idk how many years now, but he started smoking long before I was born, so that smell has been around my whole life lol. And it’s gross. As a teen I asked all my classmates to not smoke around me and once turned a guy down because he was a smoker yay. But. The funny part – I eventually started smoking myself. Parties got me into smoking. That was the 1st year of the pandemic and I used to hang out with a small group of my uni friends once in a couple of weeks and one of the girls had those cherry-scented cigarettes and well I really liked talking to her so she suggest I try – and I did. I still only smoke cigarettes at parties and mostly – with her. What I did get after for myself is a vape pen, they smell nice and there’s still nicotine in them. You’re the friend that kissed all your friends? Me too 👀😘 Aw, I love the energy in that ramble. Soo nice 🤍 Have a lovely timezone everyone, sending positive vibes~

solarpowerduck

It's been a while since the last robust meow! Pet names (odd segue): well, "good girl" gives me a shot of adrenaline. I also love the kind of affirmative tenderness like "beautiful" "you wonderful thing~" just a silly and familiar vibe that touches on easing one's insecurities. Also! Other languages 😩👌 there's something particularly intimate about it, using one's native languages. Unrelated, the most beautiful pet name I've ever heard is "mi vida" ... like, I dream of one day feeling that kind of love.

solarpowerduck
>>81182354

Not equipped right now to ramble as i often do, but I like that you're promoting this kind of interaction~

Anonymous
>>81181468

Ohhhh, yes. My love is such a lovely pet name. And also PET name, lol. I call my cat that. 🥰

Anonymous

I remember when we just moved from one city to another, it was difficult to find an apartment, because we had a cat. Not many landlords are willing to take tenants with animals. An agent whom my mother told to look for an apartment for us while we were in another city ... In general, she found us an apartment at the last moment and did not tell us about the cat. The hostess did not kick us out, but gave us only a week to find a new apartment. Or, we could stay but get rid of the cat. Then I could not restrain myself and asked "would you put your daughter to sleep if your housing was taken away from you?" Fortunately, my long tongue also helped us find another apartment and the owners are not against animals, they are dog lovers themselves. One of the most annoying questions in my life (although there are many) is "why do you smoke?". I'm setting a fucking ginos record for how many people will ask me that. Everything in our life is a game of lottery. Or Russian roulette, if you like. Someone gets a winning combination, and someone gets a bullet. You never know what a decision will lead to. Even smoking. But I smoke, I like it. I like to feel the aftertaste of tobacco on my tongue, I like to make rings. I like that I have an excuse to run away from the workplace for 10 minutes to smoke. Do you want to smoke? Forward. Any doubts? Then don't take it. Everything is simple. Excuse me, I've been drawn to philosophical speeches all day today.

Anonymous
>>81183607

You do you, V! And I'm sorry you had that experience with renting. Cats are awesome!

Anonymous
>>81183607

@Dubose, yes. I spent my entire youth in the company of guys. They competed to see who could make smoke rings better. I won. @Mary, meh, shit happens. People are different. I love animals. Probably even too much.

Anonymous

Crunchy I wish I could respond to anything you said beyond chocolate chip cookies, but this ramble gave me a case of the cosy naps. If the cookies are store bought, I like the really thin crisp ones. If I’m making them myself, I want fat chewy ones. Thanks for the warm and cosy vibes as always

Anonymous
>>81183607

(although there are many) so relatable .. Landlords don't like pets here either. And the ones who allow them want "pet rent".

Anonymous

Btw, I don’t know how things are with this abroad, but we have long begun to take large photographs on packs of cigarettes with all kinds of diseases that smoking causes. From photographs of affected lungs, rotten teeth, to stillbirth. At the checkout, we usually joke "do you have a pack of rotten teeth?" "no, only lung cancer remained" "well, let's get it." Or at work we often joke like "today we spoil the liver or teeth?"

Anonymous
>>81183607

The second most annoying question is related to the fact that I have mirror organs. If I were paid a dollar every time I hear a joke like "Do you have your knees where your lungs are and your lungs are where your knees are?" I would be richer than Trump.

_S
>>81183607

@V mirror, as in your organs are flipped left/right? Situs Inversus? 👀

Anonymous
>>81183607

@_S Yes. It's fun to watch young doctors when I forget to mention it.

_S
>>81183607

@V Oh that's cool!! Have never seen it real life before. Wish I could take your Xray (it's what I do 😅) but yes you'd also give me a nightmare freak out lol

Anonymous
>>81183607

@_S The most fun is the ECG and fluorography. Actually, nothing special. Take a Xray and just flip it.

Ange
>>81184380

I baked the crispy on the edge, chewy in the middle type this weekend and I wish I could share with y’all cause they are so good but I made so many!

_S
>>81183607

@V Aww that's no fun though! I want to see your perfect already-flipped self ❤️

Anonymous

funny - I have to look for a roommate as at the end of the month my current roommate moves out, and you, Crunch, are in need for a new place to live… coincidence? i think not! but actually looking for a roommate is a bit weird when you think about it. like, if it's not your friend then you're going to share an apartment with a total stranger lol hope your apartment hunt goes well! i've never actually smoked, i really don't like the smell. in the previous place i lived in my downstairs neighbours would buy the cheapest&amp;most stinky brands and then smoke on their balcony. i had to close my windows, because the smell was awful i tried veganuary this year! well, more like half-veganuary, because I forgot about it at the beginning of the year, so i started it like two weeks into january 😅 i tried some simple recipes for lunch and dinner, but I had a problem with breakfasts. i don't really like oatmeal and I'm really lazy in the morning so i usually just make a ham&amp;cheese sandwich, which is not very vegan as for pet names, the animal-related ones are kinda funny 😆 for example in polish we say "kotku" which is a word that literally means "small cat", but as a pet name it's more along the way of "sugar" or "sweet-thing", i think it sounds kinda cute 😊

Ange
>>81183607

@_S wait, you’re an X-ray/imaging tech? Samesies!

_S
>>81183607

@Ange YO really??!! I think this is only the second time I've encountered one of us in the wild 🤣❤️

_S

Yes. Butts. I like looking at butts. And I like my friends' butts. And I like poking my friends' butts. Yes to all butts 🍑👀 That's all from me for this ramble lol. Good luck finding a new place! Sounds so stressful, and it sucks that you have to move out so suddenly. Moving house is always a pain. Take care of yourself Crunchy!! ❤️

myuniverse032518
>>81194760

Wait wait we have another polish person in our little community? Hi! Or rather "cześć" 😊 my polish is a bit rusty these days so i forgot all about it but i do really like "kotek" as a pet name, it would more directly translate to "kitten" in english i think but it's probably a more common pet name in poland than kitten is here. Parents even use it as a pet name for their children often (at least in my experience they did 😊). I have memories of hearing someone say "kotku" or "kotuniu".

myuniverse032518

Seeing goldenslumber's comment above made me reflect on my first language - Polish - regarding pet names. Something i like about the Polish language is how many regular names or words for people can become petnames and kind of add a level of closeness. How even my own name can become more of a pet name, even though it turns into a longer word, which makes it feel softer and more special somehow when said and heard. I recall my grandmother would always say "Kajunia" to me instead of just Kaja (j's in Polish are pronounced like y's in english for those who may not know). Even the word for grandmother which is babcia can become babunia which feels much softer when said. I know there are similarities between that and words like granny or gran in English, and peoples names here too can be altered into nicknames, but even though English has been my primary language for years, that Polish way of making those little changes seems so much more pleasant to me. Maybe it's just because that was my first language 🤔 🤷🏼‍♀️. Not sure if my explanation made sense especially since it's typed out and you can't hear the pronunciation of the words, but just really wanted to share that, hope you all don't mind.

Anonymous

I'm a little laaaate, what a cute little ramble, loved the sweet sleepy cosy energy 🥰 butts: are great, end of.. daydreaming? yes, always. veganism: I've been vegan for almost 7 years and thankfully I'm in a privileged position to do so, I understand everyone is different and it's not an option for some. I've found it so easy, mainly because I never ate meat growing up (it grossed me out) but it's so great you are becoming more mindful about these choices 😊 I don't have a great attitude towards smoking (mostly because I've seen how it can negatively affect people close to me ((and also I agree the smell lingers, yuck)) ) I used to smoke socially to be 'cool' or fit in but I wouldn't go near a cigarette these days. I am extremely sensitive to touch and tend to shy away from it, but it can be so nice. Thank you for these great rambles I love them so much ♡

Anonymous
>>81291344

also, all pet names are great I love them all and I want them all the time thank you

Anonymous
>>81194760

cześć cześć :D definitely agree that it could be a form of endearment for children, i think "myszko" (small mouse) could be another example of a word that can be used in both ways :)

Anonymous
>>81258784

we do love our diminutives, don't we? 😅 another fun fact: in the polish language we are supposed to use the vocative form of a name when we address a person, but in recent years we've been too lazy to do it and just use the nominative case the vocative form, while still correct, is becoming less and less popular (linguists are v. sad about it) EXCEPT in formal situations/correspondence, some profanities, and also… petnames/terms of affection! (e.g. the word i used above, kotku, is vocative, whereas it's nominative form is kotek). i definitely think that vocative makes those words sound more sweet and endearing (although some ppl say that when it's mixed with a diminutive, it can sound a bit infantilising as well) also you definitely should use vocative with honorifics or when addressing your superiors. it's just a polite thing to do. like doctor for example, or professor… i'll see myself out xd sorry for the offtop language lesson!😅 👩‍🏫 anyway, petnames! they're fun!

myuniverse032518
>>81194760

Oh my gosh yes!! Both kotku and myszko have definitely been used in my family for children, not by my mom to me but i have distinct recollection of my favorite ciocia using it when talking to my cousins, one of those cousins has a daughter of her own and i think she still uses those terms when speaking Polish to her. Wow, this just brings some really nice childhood memories to mind, thanks for that 😊

Anonymous
>>81194760

awww, happy to hear that it brought you nice memories 😊 also seems like every family member can be a kotek if you try hard enough xd

Anonymous
>>81291344

also also, came back to say good luck with your move crunch, you got this~~

Ayesha

I fuckin kneeeew the ~oooh mami~ was comin I knew it!!! Ah but in terms of sensitive parts my inner upper arms are!! So so sensitive! That and my collarbone. Hmm I wish my friends were the type to share kisses, I feel like I’m missing out :’c really grateful you share these rambles crunch, it’s so relaxing to come home and listen to someone talk about their day and be soft and silly. If we’re sharing pet names in our respective languages, jaanu is such a sweet way to address your lover in urdu. It’s like you’re calling them your life or your soul. The word carries so much love! Have a lovely April everyone &lt;3

Ayesha
>>81486034

Oooh I need to add!!!!! Intimate cuddling with a friend? Where they lay on top of you with your legs intertwined and their head on your chest?? And you fall asleep like that?? Maybe with you petting their hair too because the repetitive motion is just nice to do?? While holding HANDS???!!!! That’s some good shit. Highly recommend. 10/10. Would probably be made better with kisses, but I can’t be too picky.