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[M4F] All you have to do is say "no sir" [Gentle Mdom] [Teasing] [Instructions] [Sweet] [Mean butt] [Look at me] [Bad idea] [Unprotected sex] [Risky] but [Reduce the risk] [Protected sex] [Condoms] [Pretend it's not there] [Fucking the cum deeper] [Aftercare] [We're so dumb] [Laughs] [L-bomb] [Sweetling] [Praise] [Meta] [4th wall break] [I'm a funny man] [Early Access] (Patreon)

Published:
2022-04-09 22:07:49
Edited:
2024-11-21 21:27:05
Imported:
2026-06
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So this audio is a whole ass thing.It's a bit mean, it's a bit silly, it's a bit of a tease, it's hot, it's sweet, it's aftercary, it's a bit love-ey, it's got all of those crunch things, but just 10% more. So here is an audio with 10% more crunch, made just for you to feel all good and happy 🤍Looking forward to hearing what you think! ~

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Gentlelove

“It’s because I love u”😭😭😭 that’s soooo sweet and considerable

Kaya

Aaaaa! It's here! Can't wait to dive in 😊

Phantasm Cat

🎵You keep on takin' from me, but where's my ten percent?🎵 Sorry, that's the first thought in my head when I read that! Earbuds in, let's go Mr. Funny Man 😎

ash

yay, a new audio!! one small step for cromptch, one large step for cromptch's sleep schedule. if you do the math... you were 5 hours late at one point and this time you were only 5 minutes late, so if you follow the percentage decrease formula it's {[5-(5x60)]/5} x 100 = a ~5900% decrease in your late posting time!!! hooray for good sleep and hopefully more time to rest and recharge? 🥰✨ (i say this as i see the sun slowly start to rise) no but for real, thank you for the hard work! <3 we appreciate it so much. rest well!

Kaya

Utterly disarmed by the “sweetling” and all the i love yous and the kisses, the meows , all the silliness and everything in between, sigh. Had me absolutely cackling at the end too. Crunchy you’re amazing 🤣🤣🤣 yes i said it out loud dang it! no need to call me out like that 😂

Ange

OMG THE END! I was out loud cackling! The beginning? I was CONFLICTED The middle? Was considering whether this was the first time *Crunchy* discovered condoms All in all, banger audio, sir 🔥

Mrs. Dubose

That was a ROLLER COASTER in the very best of ways. 😂 I need to collect my thoughts and then I'll be back. 💜

Phantasm Cat

"All this is a bad idea" YOU LITERALLY STARTED IT!!! I screamed this so loud when you said that, my goodness! And that "This is for you" Oh why thank you, what a lovely present 🤣 This was hot, too hot, super funny, and immensely wonderful throughout! I love the concept of saying no, as if it's a little game between the two but still keeping it loving between the characters. Really impressive, I must say. And Crunchy? Condoms mentioned in an audio? H'wat???? 🤯 And you know what you should have done instead is say "Hey, here's your (insert favorite drink)" but have it in the most generic commercialized voice you could produce. I swear, that'd be h i l a r i o u s ! Now for the response to your question, do I say it out loud? Are we not meant to say these out loud and kiss our own hand when it happens during the audio? Because I tend to say it out loud and kiss my hand while it happens in the audio. It feels right doing go, and helps immerse me into these scenarios more, makes them feel more real and intimate. Thank you ever so kindly for this audio! I can tell it was fun recording it, I certainly had a bunch of fun listening. Stay safe, meow meow 💙

Acedia

Crunch just going wild in the aftercare/ ending part. Super silly. Love it. On a real note, even precum can have sometimes have sperm in it. That's why the pullout method is worthless. So doing all that and then putting the condom on is not a bright idea. But you know, audios and fantasy~. I recommend some form of birth control like the pill or IUD(if you can) and not just condoms if anybody's going to be having actual sex. The [breeding] [no impreg] stuff is exactly why I like his specific types of audios so much. So much porn with breeding and creampie usually devolves into "you're gonna have my babies" and so I go "uh ew no" and click out. But that's just me.

cosymary5

I am still bummed no catboy, but I guess this was also fine.... jk, jk, it was pretty great! The chaos in the latter part of the audio was just *chef's kiss* and I loved it!! Also, as most of you guys mentioned [breeding] [no impreg] is the way to go, pregnancy creeps me tf out and I don't want it in my audios.

Mrs. Dubose

Okay. Thoughts are collected. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at a nsfw audio. Long, loud belly laughs.😂 I am flooded with all kinds of silly, funny, good feelings. This was a really fun one. Yep. Sir is hot. I would not be sorry if that showed up again. And Sweetling! That's a new one to me and very cute. The slow down/don't move/I'm sorry part of the slippery slope. Asgjvddjdgjd. *brain short circuits* Condoms and cleanup! Realistic intimacy for the win! 🙌 Cats don't snort. 😂🤣😂 (But it's okay, verrrry occasionally I laugh so hard I may, MAY, accidentally snort the tiniest most daintiest snort in the universe. But I cannot confirm that with certainty. 😳😂) *physically backs away from the phone at the no sir question* You are getting in my SPACE, sir. 😂 On a serious note, I didn't say it out loud. It wasn't boundary crossing exactly, but I just wasn't quite immersed in this one well enough to get into that headspace this time. Maybe another time. I'm not opposed. I just wasn't there today. Overall this was very silly and very lovely and very enjoyable. Thank you. 💜 (And although I prefer coffee, I will accept whatever metaphysical beverage you serve me. 😉)

Ushi

Never have I ever regretted so hard in going out with my friends on a Sat night, now I have to pretend this audio isn't in the back of my mind the entire night 🙃 running back to my room as soon as I get back no matter how drunk I may be 🥴

DineMine

Not me snorting at the end part as well haha, i swear i love your humor 😂🙏🏻 you really managed to be again cute, lovely, hot, teasy, silly, funny. This was such a gooood comfort audio, thaaank you ❤ ohhh and i love how you said "I knoooow" 🥺

Kayla

this made me feel so giggly 😭 it just kept getting better and better. I’m so obsessed😩

Vivitorie

Oh wow Realistic is good, Crunch in the audio did what he could, we respect that. "No babies" pls let it stay that way. Hot 👀 Not many thoughts here, I actually really liked the audio. But what is just ✨brilliant ✨ is the ending. I may have not pronounced "no, sir" out loud, but I did laughed out loud 😂 the silly part will be the reason why I will come back to this audio ❤ "I'm a cat meowmeowmeow" Okay, as you say Meowchman 😂 also, I'm team coffee, no need to worry~ Thanks 🤍 hope you get good sleep

Invisible Skye

I am still gathering my thoughts - will be back later... But just in case... Happy Birthday. 💜

yellow seong

Crunch: Did you say it out loud? Me after repeatedly saying it irl: no sir

CarelessWhisper

You weren't lying. This audio is a whole ass thing. A whole ass wonderful thing. The sfx, so good. The dirty talk 10/10. I know its porn but I get so flustered and bashful by the things that are said. I love that feeling so much. We really got a chance to let our inner brat shine with telling you "no". That was so much fun. Thank you ❤ Whatever weird ass shit I may or may not do when I listen to your audios is between me and the cat who's always watching and always judging. The ending though 😂. So chaotic. So endearing. I sincerely mean it every time I say an audio is my new favorite and I also know it's all the dopamine racing through my brain. But this time I really really do mean it. You sounded like you really enjoyed making this and that makes me happy because I really enjoyed listening. Thank you.

Invisible Skye

I loved a lot of things about this one. The manhandling at the beginning was really effective. "Be good for me", "no sir", "use your words" - all super hot. And who doesn't love a "we shouldn't but it feels so good" scenario? The pillow talk portions were also super cute - I love "sweetling" and so much praise... yes please. I did laugh out loud at the 4th wall break and the chaos for a bit there. I'll also have a metaphysical favorite drink, thank you kindly. The meows were one of my favorite parts as were your giggles. The very end where your voice went quiet again to ask if we said "no sir" out loud? Fuck. Perfect. Yes sir, I might have said "no sir" once or twice... at least mentally if not actually out loud. 💜 But I'm still really looking forward to next week's catboy audio.

june

well that one really came off the rails at the end didn't it 😂 I loved it, Crunchy, thank youuuuu meowmeowmeow and of course I said it 😌 life's too short and rent's too high 💜 enjoy your weekend Mr. Crunch 🌱

Dre

Not me about to read the comments while listening and immediately having to pause the audio BECAUSE I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THE FIRST LINE OF THE AUDIO!? Hooooly boomerang gun Batman! I had no idea I was about to audibly jump into the deep end without floaties??? TBC- After I listen with my full attention. -fuuuuuck ☺️ The ending is hilarious. Be honest with you? Oof Ngl I tried to fight it because the back and forth banter. "Please can I?" "Wrong answer" killlled me. Then knowing you're "supposed to say no", even though they want it, just kept making me laugh while you begged the listener. Crunchy, you're very good at translating the sensuality through audio. Even if the sfx audios aren't "authentic" it still brings it together very well. The kisses after telling the listener to say "no sir" and the kisses after were lovely. The compliments were very sweet. I remember hearing an audio where when you're with your partner irl that's something you love to do. I think that's very endearing. Quite possibly a prrrrfect audio. 👏 One more thing I forgot to mention. I really like how your voice is calm through the audio even if you're playing a roll that has more dominance you're still calm sounding and soft and it's nice. Less overwhelming and I appreciate that. I think this is the most I've ever commented. You guys are rubbing off on me!😅♥️

Bek

oooof I don't know how you managed to fit so much into one audio but you did and it was amazing~~~ the begging always gets me weak... and the whole "wrong answer" bit? 🥲 you had me going from "no sir" to dying of laughter at the end with all of your silliness 😂 loved it, thank you ♡

yellow seong

Okay but this actually woke me up for real because of the 4th wall break when Cromptch said "go drink your coffee" 'Cause I did say, "But I don't drink coffee????" Crunch: So what if you don't drink coffee?? Just imagine!!!! Me: ?!?!? He can hear me? 🤨🤨🤨 Anyway~ The soft little "I know I know..." aAAAAAA May God help me this Sunday 😔✌️

cherucaustic

Not me shocked and proud that the Crunchy character actually knows what condoms are lol. Can’t lie the breeding no impreg dog is one of the funniest memes on the internet to me. A whole mood. This audio was a lot in the best way it has all the greatest parts that make your content so great just a little different. I loved it. The little 4th wall break chaos bit gave me a big belly laugh. I will enjoy whatever metaphysical drink I’m offered I promise 😉

solarpowerduck

Hole lee fuck what was this beautiful torture????

Ayesha

Why am I laughing so much from a porn audio????? My cheeks are actually aching from grinning too hard—crunchman lay off the jokes! Give my poor cheeks a break!!!

Pocketlizarddd

i cant listen to this yet but I WILL BE BACK. the tags make me feel like i will definitely enjoy this though

fresita

Damn you really threw the whole kitchen sink into this one 😂😂 absolutely phenomenal, now my favorite audio ever hahaha. We are so spoiled 💋💋

nelly

Ok this is going to be my new favourite for a loooooooong time. I was just so hot I cannot get over it!

Naomi

I feel like listening to these are healing a big chunk of myself. I have avoided anything to do with intimacy due to negative past experiences. But listening to these have made me realise what I've been closing myself off to. I miss cuddling after sex, chatting, the openness, the walls crashing down. Being stupid, light. I still have a way to go, but I can sense change in me already

Rachel

You’re so sweet and silly and goofy and I love it. 💜