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Sometimes you just have to make a car-sex audio.I hope you like it! Please do let me know what you think of this little car-adventure ~ 🤍

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Phantasm Cat

A drivers worst nightmare, no gas, in the rain. AAAAAAAAAAA... which reminds me, I need to get more gas... Okay but please explain to me how I was thinking of this *exact* scenario for an audio when I was driving yesterday. Please, explain. Earbuds in, let's go 😎

V for Vitalya

I remember how my ex and I decided to do it in the car. First my leg cramped, then I hit my head on the roof. Of course, I laughed like crazy. In general, we decided that it was too extreme for me. Btw, thanks for the audio, sunshine 💙

ash

this is a wheely great idea for an audio. hate to brake it to you, but it might be my new favorite. thank you for this fan-tyre-stic start to a new week 🤤🚗

ash

also, happy birthday! and eid mubarak to anyone who celebrates <3 🎉😽

Nicole KS

So looking forward to listening to this- menace listener? perfect aha 💛

Phantasm Cat

Okay but that ENDING?!?! I was thinking the listener took the car out for a drive the day before to plan this whole scenario. BUT???? H'WAT???? 🤣🤣🤣 unless the listener is just saying that just to mess with you to not know what really happened to be an even bigger menace... hmm... Love the scenario, love the pacing, love how you were repeating "this is really a bad idea" but continuing anyway, just... beautiful. Thank you for another wonderful listen, and hope all is well in your corner of the world. Stay safe, meow meow 💙

Acedia

Car sex? In this economy? lol This was great though 💙.

yellow seong

PFFFTTTTTT I literally audibly reacted "gAS IS SO EXPENSIVE WHAT" at the end. Do other menacing stuff just don't touch the gas please 😭😆 This called me out in so many angles. I'd be lying if I say I didn't wish for something like this 😌 This is so nice to hear. I drive around too much that I actually miss being the m̶e̶a̶n̶c̶i̶n̶g̶ passenger sometimes. And boy oh boy the cursing... 😳🫠

ash

🎶 life is a highway, i wanna ride it all night long 🎶 🎵 if you're goin' my way, well i wanna drive it all night long 🎵

Ushi

It's raining and I have less than half of the tank full... is this the universe telling me to stop putting off filling up my car? 🥲

Ange

Was it a bad idea, Crunch, or the best idea? 🤔 Friendly suggestion y’all: if you’re into the public audio consumption thing, this a great choice

Invisible Skye

This is now one of my all time favorites. The quiet humming / singing at the beginning. The face covering. The audible frustration. The semi-public play. The "Do you know how expensive gas is right now?" The whole ending. And seriously - the sfx were just perfection. You just continue to get better and better and better. Damn, I loved this one.

Kaya

Well that was fun 😁. I haven’t attempted car fun since before i turned 20 and I’d never be brave enough irl (even back then, but especially now) to ACTUALLY go thru with a trick like that (or even without the trick), but internally, the tiny, menacing, devious little part of my brain was gleefully immersing itself into this, having a great ol’ time😈😜😏

Mrs. Dubose

Muahahahahaaaaa! I LOVE when the listener is a menace! LOVE IT. I don't know why, but it always fills me with glee. 😂 This was so fun and the sfx were exceptionally good I thought. Not too loud or intrusive, realistic, really great immersion. And the plot twist!! Very unexpected and so good. And the dirty talk. 🔥 That's all I'm saying about that. 😳 I'm smiling from ear to ear. I loved this one. 😊

aiden ♡

living vicariously through this menace listener to be a little shit to you for once instead of the other way around also the rain sfx here were lovely to listen to in the bg 🥰

Anonymous

Sometimes you just love the car-sex audio 🤤 Listener-chan is an icon here, we love the menace. Absolutely love it. Great audio 💗

Anonymous

This is so fucking good. The sfx were excellent. The things you say, omg halp. 😲 🔥 The whole scenario was so great. But my favorite part was the "menace listener". So much fun. I was tickled by it and your outrage. 😆 Thank you! ❤

Anonymous

Yep, something about indignant/outraged Crunchy is just so funny. 😂

Anonymous

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe~ I mean... How terrible... Of a predicament... You have yourselves in...🤭 Truly, it is... So dangerous yet clever of the listener... To have meticulously calculated... Such a turn of events... 🤣 I'm sorry, this was too fun. Wearing the "little shit" badge is really fun, I must say; it isn't a wonder you wear it so often.😜 A great audio, thank you. 🌹🌹

Skye

*grin* This is such a good day. Great audio - and still a lens coming - we're just so spoiled. 💜

solarpowerduck

what the fuuuuuck this is so fucking good? The whispered "it's a bad idea"s honestly made me a little emotional because that whole transition was so well executed. The sfx and everything is just *chef's kiss* and yes, it is us, the menaces (rhymes with Heracles and matrices)

solarpowerduck

very minor comment: I was surprised at 6:30 when it turned out that penetration was already happening

Anonymous

I thought we were working with hands there, but everything was already in full swing there. And I'm like, "Wait, I'm not mentally ready! can I rewind it?"

Anonymous

It is really funny to hear him like that because we know he won't take it too far. Outraged Crunchy is still safe and that makes it even more funny.

Anonymous

reading these tags were a bad idea while at work on a day without headphones … only 6 hours until i can go home and listen 😮‍💨😩

Skye

In the Crunchyverse we must carry headphones with us at ALL times. *grin*

cherucaustic

This was me earlier and I was pissed, I just now got out of work. I thought I’d learned my lesson but I didn’t expect content today. Now I’ll remember at all times pretty sure Skye won’t let me forget 😂 Hope your day goes fast Matarena!

cherucaustic

A touch too true to life given I almost broke down yesterday with no gas lmao. What a much better scenario than the panicked mess I was. The sfx in this were really really good. What a great audio. Especially the end, sometimes a listener just wants to be a little evil 😈 but perhaps with gas prices that’s a bit too evil lmao

Phantasm Cat

Can confirm with Skye, headphones and earbuds are always within my reach. Even when I head out, do I have my keys? My wallet? Headphones?!

Cool Bean

The "God fucking dammit, you got to be kidding me" was hilarious to me and I rewinded that bit a bunch. Although I refuse to believe it was actually Crunchy that said "SHIT!" after the car didn't start.

Dre

👀 Take it?? I lost it. You're the menace sir. *plays again* I have yet to get anything done today. Oy🙈 Also that American accent is coming out more lol

solarpowerduck

Totally re: the accent. That rhotic "carrrr" jumped out! And I was listening to older audios from ~1-2 years ago and Crunchy's accent almost dates them.

solarpowerduck

To be clear, his accent es muy sabroso no matter what 😩 Crunchy, I feel like your other languages influence how smooth and gentle your English is~ and boy is your accent good for murmuring 🥵

Anonymous

The AAA mention really got me lol