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[Ramble] Your turn to talk [Letting you talk at me for 2 min] [Soft] [Mumbly] [Late] (Patreon)

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2022-05-12 22:38:45
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2024-05-06 00:35:55
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Nicole KS

💛 Perfect, time to ramble to you about my new podcast obsession. Magnus archives ftw

Phantasm Cat

Next thursday's idea sounds so good! I wonder what album it's going to be. Can't wait to hear your imput on it~ Okay so I won't be typing what I said for those 2 minutes, but I will say your little words and snippets matched perfectly with what I said and when I said it, so that was an interesting experience. Thank you 💙 "He's so cute," ah, is Crunchy going to make a move? "... but he's married." AWW NOOO! And I get the trying to make amends with your mother. Mine is still a work in progress, but eeeehhhhh. It's getting there. It's good you're putting forth the effort for that. "Just existing" Okay but why is this a mood? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS TOO MUCH?! COME ON, DUDE TRYING TO SPARK MY IMAGINATION LIKE THATS SNSKSMSKSL 🙀 and definitely okay with old pics. All pics are good pics~ I hope you get a good rest tonight, Crunchy. I'm sending you so many hugs and scritches and hand holding. Because of that lens, there's definitely some hand holding going on! The kind where the thumbs are lightly grazing on skin and can feel cute tingles through the body, yeah. That's the stuff. Stay safe meow meow, even in dreams 💙

Mrs. Dubose

I couldn't say much in the two minutes. I cried. All of this softness lately keeps making me cry. But it was very very comforting to just exist asynchronously in those two minutes. I cannot WAIT for next Thursday. Goodnight and sleep tight, Crunch and chat. 💜

aiden ♡

thank you for keeping me company while i put my dinner together <33

Kaya

Most of the 2 minutes was me rambling about how I couldn't think of anything to talk about and how awkward I was feeling on the spot like that 😅. It's nice you're trying to mend things with your mother, i still live in the same house with mine and we have a very up and down relationship. Sometimes i wish i would've had a chance to have some separation from her at least during college or something but that wasn't to be. I've had an absolute hell of a week workwise, with last night and most of today being the worst. But I feel a lot better now after I just spent an hour and a half with one of my good friends from work, first bitching about work craziness and then somehow ending up on the topic of sex toys and laughing our butts off at some of the silly descriptions of some of them on a particular site. Then this ramble audio just made me feel even better, cause it's like hearing from another friend (who also happens to get me extremely flustered on other occasions 😏😁). I hope everyone is doing alright and having a good timezone. Also happy possible birthday Crunch..

Ange

Drop the wine rec, bestie? I love discovering new vineyards. You’re right that I don’t mind you doing mundane stuff for these rambles. Please carry on, it’s sweet. These soft audios make lovely company. I’d never be upset with a fleets revisit, those were good days. My condolences to patrons who weren’t on twitter yet. I’m so curious what photo made you say “oof” about yourself ‘cause 👀

Ella

So I didn’t talk out loud because I have roommates and they would think I’m actually losing it if they heard me talking to myself essentially, so you and everyone here can have fun reading my stream of consciousness for two minutes, you asked for it 🤷‍♀️ I saw this TikTok at this bar in Miami where the waiter poured the shot in the girl’s mouth and he put her against his chest and gripped her neck lightly. It was so fucking hot, and now I’m trying to figure out the name so I can go there for my birthday. I also really want to go to a water park this summer. They’re kind of disgusting when you really think about it, but damn I could spend all day in a lazy river on a hot summer day. The nice thing is that the kids usually prefer water slides, so I can be at peace without any screaming children in my ear. There’s also something so liberating about being at a water park where everyone’s just wet, and not in the hot way, like swimsuit sticking to your body, hair all stringy kind of wet, and no one gives a fuck how anyone looks like. We’re all just trying to have a good time, it’s great. I think I’ll try to go with some friends this summer Thanks for this ramble that I could probably fall asleep to tonight, looking forward to Saturday’s post 👀

CarelessWhisper

Crunchy! 😭❤ Damn it man. I didn't think I would have anything to say, until I did. Then I had a lot to get out. Thank you. It was so very lovely. So soft and sweet. Emotional thirst traps are my favorite. I am so fucking excited for next Thursday! 🎵 And really looking forward to Saturday 😏 Listening to you as you go through your camera roll? You are such a tease. "It's my whole ass body. You can't have that" 😩 Sooo rude, Sir. So rude! I sincerely thank you for this. I kinda really needed this. I just didn't know how much.

nelly

Me: I'm in a very stressful time in my life right now and- Crunchy: *gives a low laugh* Me: *quirks brow* Oh? You find my stressful life funny then? Crunchy: mhm yea 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I thought this 2 min thing was hilarious

Ayesha

Awh sleepy crunch rambles..I hope you’re doing okay lately. Okay two min ramble included: I FaceTimed my ex today! It was really nice to catch up with her. And she’s someone I can definitely be touchy feely with, so I’m excited to see her again and latch my touch starved little fingers into her!! And I’ve been thinking a lot about rainy autumn days in my city lately. I’m desperately craving some late night book readings at cafes while it’s chilly n rainy outside. There are even a couple book shops near me that have wine and beer at their cafes! Ah I need to check them out soon. Ramble concluded. Treat yourself with kindness today guys, and give yourself a biiiig hug from me. You got this. I believe in you. >:) 🤍

cherucaustic

I’m so so excited for next Thursday for this album listen-along. I’m sure it’ll be one I’ve never heard and I love discovering new tunes. I talk entirely too fast to be given two minutes in my mind to talk to you Crunchy 😂 While I’ll leave most of it private I will share a bit that’s kind of cool. I work in a predominantly Russian neighborhood and the pharmacy that my store shares the strip with got a chocolate delivery yesterday. So I bought some today before work with the help of Vivi and Vitalya by sending them pictures and having them tell me what was good since I can’t read Russian (quite apt that Crunchman laughed here 😅). And it was actually pretty good I’m glad I tried it out. I LOVE that you have a wine guy that’s honestly pretty dope. I wish I had a wine guy…wait I work at a liquor store am I my own wine guy? 🧐😂 Mom stuff is difficult. I’m also making an effort to try to mend my relationship with mine. I don’t know that I think she deserves it but I don’t want to regret that I didn’t try. I had a tough day so it was nice to be told I’m doing great. I’m trying my best and sometimes that’s all anyone can do. Goodnight sweet dreams Crunchy and all you lovely patrons 💗💗💗

Dre

I've been so sleepy lately with the semester almost being over I was half asleep listening to your mhms and yeas back during the 2 minutes. These sfw audios have been so cozy and sleepy Dre has been curling right up next to them all cuddly like. Figure of speech wise. Sometimes your voice reminds me of a favorite cozy blanket. The one you always grab because it makes you feel safe somehow

fresita

This is so soft and so intimate.. seriously caught me off guard 🥺 I didn’t expect to talk but suddenly things started just rolling out.. 😂 Thanks for all you do, crunchy ❤️❤️🥰🥰

Vivitorie

Oh, the idea of listening to music together is great! Think I'm gonna love it ✨ I spent the two minutes talking about everything and nothing - about things that make me anxious, the plant I'm planning to get and work and got a bit emotional by the time they ended. Gosh, I like talking. But sometimes it's hard to start, what if they don't like my chatter? What if I talk to fast? I mean, I did talk fast in those two minutes, but only because there were already a lot of things in my head 😅 "Scrollscrollscroll" pfff why so funny 😄 Hehe, loved this one 🤍 even if I found it only in the morning couple of hours later and commenting only in the afternoon Sending hugs 💛

Invisible Skye

I've been struggling to comment lately - especially on these softer audios. I'm just a little too much in my feels right now. These rambles are a favorite of mine - and I really do like it when you're just doing whatever. Looking for a lens, telling us about wine, talking about whatever... it's just really peaceful to listen to. Comforting. Relaxing. We'd really like to see the "too much" photo. Hope you're having an amazing week. 💜

Sol

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Mrs. Dubose

Back here tonight. You are getting an earful during these two minutes tonight. 🌱