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[Ramble] I'm on vacation, let's talk a bit + virtual hugs! (Patreon)

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2022-05-26 21:22:13
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2024-05-06 00:35:44
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Dre

*sends scritches to remind myself to listen later*- Thanks for the hug and you're welcome for the scritches. I had no idea I would need this today but it was very helpful. I've been feeling sad lately so this was nice. Adding an Avacado to smoothies is the best because it makes it extra creamy. I'll do that, with mixed berries, spinach, and some sort of tropical juice. I've never thought of putting kiwi or watermelon in a smoothie.

nelly

Hewooo im early yayyy. Listening rn while i make tea and cut myself some cake ^^♡♡♡

Phantasm Cat

You share whatever you feel comfortable sharing. What I love about this space is there is a well-known line on what you share as Crunchy and what you keep to yourself as the man behind Crunchy. We know you're on vacation, and that's all we need to know. As long as you're having fun and safe, that's what matters. But seriously, I hope you're having fun and creating wonderful memories~ ENEMIES TO LOVERS QUEENS GAMBIT AUDIO, DUDE... FUCK. YES 😱😻 that's all I need to say on that. Dude, I just got sick yesterday, and I'm supposed to help prepare plan for some quick summer things that are coming up. Having a stomach bug in the summer is not what I had planned :( The world is definitely scary, too many things going on and definitely can feel the impact here. Sending you and everyone here that needs them many hugs and scritches. Always manifesting 🕯 Question time!! Fruit and fruit smoothies. Fucking love them, pineapples, pomegranates, mangoes, apples, going on and on and on. The most flavorful and plays with the tongue, the better. My go-to used to be peaches, but I had a bad experience with biting into a peach and finding some.. well.. critters inside. So whenever I grab some, I have to check and double check to prevent that from happening again. "Maybe you should try it?" The LAUGH I gave out! I actually did try this a few times, and I noticed there is a slight difference. A bit more sweet, but that could just be me thinking it was sweet because I was consciously doing something for the sole purpose of changing its taste. Hmm.. A dude I knew did an experiment and ate milk duds for a whole week, and there were moments when it tasted more caramel-like. So that was interesting. Once again, I hope you're having an awesome vacation. Stay safe, meow meow!!! 💙💙💙

cosymary5

So freaking excited for the chess rivals to lovers audio and more sfw audios in general 🙌. As for fruits, I love strawberries my faves by far, but I also like cherries, red grapes, pineapple, grapefruits and a whole lot more. Glad to hear you're enjoying your vacation 🥰 Your chaotic energy in the last part of this ramble is through the roof lol and I'm glad to be living alone cause 😳

nelly

*Sends head scritches* I am excited about your upcoming uploads. Especially the sfw ones coming up. Im also happy you had a good day and good food. OOH youre uploading the poll audios too⌯'0'⌯ Itll be awesome I bet. I was actually at the hospital in the ER because I also fell really sick. I really relate to the whole feeling sick of being sick thing xD! But im glad youre recovering. Also take a lil break/nap if youre sleepy. You can imagine us giving you head scritches and cuddles. Also thanks for comforting us. I didnt realize i needed to hear, "Its going to be ok" until you said so. I have a lot of college work due so im really stressed (me having been sick set me back a bit). Please take care of yourself too Crunch♡ My head scritches included forehead kisses. Have a good day Crunchヾ(◍´▿`◍)ﾉﾞ PS im responding while i listen OMG IM A HUGE SMOOTHIE PERSON. so i recently discovered peanut butter and bananas in smoothies are heaven. i normally go for citrusy things or berry like things. I also do this weird thing where i like to match my smoothie with the colour of my clothing that fay xD Oh(⌯'0'⌯) We're talking about cum now. I dont know about the pineapple thing but I realize I taste amazing if i drink more water. I dont know if cranberry does anything but ive heard it works too. I do like cranberry in my smoothies too. byeeee. Have an awesome day♡♡♡ Sorry for the all over replies. im typing as fast as possible

Amanda

Enjoy your vacation 😊 hope you have a lot of fun things planned and get to do everything you want to. I keep my online life as separate from my real one as possible so definitely get wanting to keep your trip just for you, that's how it should be. Looking forward to the upcoming audios. I love "tropical" fruits. Pineapples, mangoes, etc. Strawberries too. Smoothies helped me a lot when I was trying to cut back on added sugars but was still really craving something sweet. Strawberries + bananas and a protein shake base are my go-to, makes an excellent dessert ✨

Mrs. Dubose

Sounds like vacation is going well. You sound really relaxed and happy. 😊 Seconding what Cat said. No one expects you to share more than what you're comfortable sharing, and it's just nice to know that you're having a good break. The chess audio sounds amaaaazing! I watched two movies this week with an enemies/rivals to lovers theme and I'm definitely in the mood for more! I've been having a really difficult time lately for personal reasons and also for just being an American is scary right now reasons, so thank you for the hug and reassurance. 🌼 (And I was one of the slow head scritchers.) Was it eating pineapple or was it drinking pineapple juice to make cum taste better? Either way, I remember something about pineapple being a really big deal when I was in college, lol. Fruuuuuit. I love fruit so much. There is nothing more delicious than a perfectly ripe peach picked off the tree on a hot day and letting the juice run down your chin. Amazing. I remember going to a peach orchard when I was little and the peaches were the size of softballs, no exaggeration. Fuzzy and fragrant and so delicious. I love cantaloupe, and strawberries and blueberries, and icy cold watermelon. I love when you get a perfectly ripe watermelon, stick the knife in to cut it open, and it just cracks itself open the rest of the way. 🤤 And I love the taste of mango but I'm allergic to the skin/sap so I don't get to eat it often. It makes my hands and mouth itchy unless I get the pre-packaged kind that's already sliced up. That's enough waxing poetic about fresh fruit. 😂 I don't get smoothies often, but when I do I like strawberry, blueberry, and peach all together. Thanks for the ramble. It was really nice to hear a little check-in. 💜

aiden ♡

glad to hear your vacation is going well! (minus the sick bits) you don’t even have to ask bc the head scritches were on their way to you already! 😘 that chess rivals to lovers audio sounds right up your alley and i am so curious now 😳 i’ve gotten back into having smoothies for breakfast and my go-to’s have been mango-pineapple-spinach or just mixed berries (strawberries, raspberries, blueberries).

Kaya

Yay for the Aftercare audios 🥰. Regarding sharing/boundaries - while my silly, greedy fantasy brain would love to regularly make more of the type interaction/relationship we have as more than what it actually is, I have not fully slid off the deep end and retain enough of my sanity to respect and appreciate the boundaries you do set. You share as much or little as you feel comfortable and that's all there is to it. I very happily received and returned the virtual hug, and sent the requested scritches along. Fruit - i don't eat fresh fruit or drink smoothies very often but i enjoy many different fruits including ones you mentioned. Ones I'm not a fan of are watermelons, or melons in general. One of my favorites however are Pomelos. Can we please talk about the complete 180 at the end? 🙈 I really should be used to rapid, unexpected changes of subject during these rambles by now. To be clear I am not complaining at all, it makes it so much fun, and you certainly keep us on our toes, auditorily speaking. I don't have anything meaningful to add on that particular subject though since my experience with is very limited. 😅

Acedia

Favorite fruits are raspberries, strawberries, and I guess pineapples. During the lockdown I seen a lifehack video or something about cutting pineapples and wanted to try it. So we bought a whole pineapple and just went to town on it. Cutting it like that kinda worked but I also learned that pineapples are SUPER acidic. Like I ate so much that the juice opened a cut on my lip and the plastic bowl was starting to fade. It was so good though. I don't remember if either one of us tasted any different but in general a healthy diet with no alcohol or drugs really helps with that.

yellow seong

The way my eyes widen after hearing rivals/enemies to lovers 😭🔥 Proud of you for always thinking about your wellbeing and safety. Everything here is still under your control 🥰 Just share whatever it is that you feel like sharing, as you always do. I feel like you can post a photo of a rock and we'd be okay with it lol Really excited for your sfw audios! You have no idea how much those calm me down 🥺 I've never eaten peaches before and I don't think I've ever seen one irl 👁👄👁 I am obsessed with strawberries, I'm not even sure how that happened. As for fruit smoothies, strawberry is the obvious choice but there was this one cafe I went to in Seoul before and their only option for fruit smoothies are fruits I'm not interested in and the strawberry x pineapple one. It was the best thing I've ever had, I still think about it today and no other store has come close to the taste. And there's also this one store in my uni before that offers unripe mango smoothies and it was so sour, they didn't even bother balancing it out with sugar. It was amazing but I've never seen any branches offer the flavour anymore 😞 Crunch: Pineapple makes your c-- Me: cARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM HEALTHY!! But really that's real? It really makes you sweet? Why pineapples specifically? Who started this? Whose idea was it to consume tons of pineapples and taste themselves after? 🤨 ok no im being silly lmao BIG HUUUUUUGS AND SCRITCHES 💛 Enjoy your holidays, Crunchhh ✨☀️

cherucaustic

Hiii!!! It’s so nice to hear you’re having a great time on vacation I’m glad you’re getting to relax you deserve it. I only wanna see whatever you’re willing to share and if that’s zero pictures then that’s zero pictures. It’s for you not for us, as it should be. Chess rivals you say? 👀 I am very very interested and can’t wait to listen to it. I definitely needed a big virtual hug and I sent one right back along with the scritches 💗 I’m a big fan of smoothies but very picky about fruits, I hate like all tropical ones 😩. Strawberry smoothies are my go-to but it always gets paired with bananas which I can’t stand. Other fruits (or fruit flavors since I have texture issues) I love would be clementines, cherries, kiwis, watermelon, cantaloupe, grapes and apples are my favorite. I think it just reminds me of when i was a kid visiting my aunt who didn’t live nearby and she always packed me fresh apple slices for the ride home. It was lovely to hear from you during your vacation. Looking forward to all the new content especially the aftercare audios. I do think I’m someone that needs the sfws a bit more these days.

Vivitorie

Loved hearing from you 💕 I like kiwis, peaches and strawberries the most, cherries in pastry, but I'm allergic to cherries. Which I forgot about 💀 But the trees started blooming couple of weeks ago so haaaa, I got my reminder. Lately I've been craving grapes and couldn't find them literally anywhere. I did find some on Tuesday and the price made me go 👁👄👁 I get you on the being sick thing. I've been having this nasty slight fever for days now, can't really do anything about it and I'm feeling week and sleepy most of the day. Just want it to stop finally. Hope you're having much fun there 🌆 sending scritches and hugs, I really needed that digital hug, thank youuu 💜

Ange

You absolutely deserve some things that are just for you, Crunch. I know this is your job now, and I’m so impressed with your lens streak (almost 2 straight months!) but everyone deserves a holiday away from work. Frankly I’m sort of surprised you didn’t just dip like “brb vacation for a week”. I really hope you’re enjoying yourself, wherever you are in the world. That said, wow am I excited for upcoming content. Rivals to lovers? Inject it directly into my veins pls Fruits? Give me peaches in peak season so juicy you have to eat them over the sink. Or raspberries. Cantaloupe, but as chunks, not in a smoothie. Curious if the diet-to-cum correlation has been affected by eating vegan. I know several people who claim it tastes better but they were all vegan. In my own uh, highly scientific research, this is anecdotally untrue.

yellow seong

ok patreon keeps on deleting my comments i give up luv u crunchman enjoy ur holidays hugs and scritches!!! 🌼

Cool Bean

My dog got the head scritches so that if they so happened to magically transfer they would be top notch. As for fruit, my favorites are apples, grapes, and asian pears. As a kid I was allergic to strawberries, but I kind of want to test if that’s still true. Hope you have fun on your vacation!

CarelessWhisper

Crunchy, thank you for taking time out of your vacation to post. I'm excited for the content to come. I love enemies to lovers and can't wait for this audio. I'm really fucking excited. SFWs have really been getting me through some very distressful days lately. I'm looking forward to your new series. And thank you for the comfort, encouragement, and laughs in this audio. So very much appreciated. ❤️ There is a Tropical Smoothie Cafe near me and I enjoy the Beach Bum which has strawberries, banana, and chocolate. As far as fruit I love peaches and pears the best.

Natascha

Nah u made me remember the most akward thing ever. Once this guy tried to flirt(?)with me by telling be he had eaten a lot of pineapple that week

solarpowerduck

everyone has mostly said what I'm thinking~ but yes am definitely supportive of your boundaries!! It feels really weird seeing online creators commodify their entire existences... and I'm not here to pay for exclusive access to your life? I think that there's no need to share visual media exposing yourself/life; imo these lil rambles and conversational prompts already feel like they support the warmth and familiarity in this space <3 and if I were to try to suggest extracurricular content for this page, I'd enjoy seeing more content that encourages the same Tldr I like that this ramble content is on-brand for the vibe of "we're all strangers to each other, but we share human experiences that make none of us strangers to each other." Fruit omg, my favorite niche fruit is Rainier cherries!! Like the cherry equivalent of a honeycrisp apple, it's crunchier and sweeter than a normal cherry. The other fruit I adore is persimmon. Orange is my favorite color and I think it's so wonderful how persimmons ripen in the winter after the leaves have fallen from the tree. It's such an iconic Asian fruit <3 Sending a virtual hug right back to you! It's like Newton's 3rd. And I closed the time loop by sending virtual scritches :)

fleursbambi

soooo excited for the aftercare audios!! <3 i'm not much of a fruit smoothie person, but i still love fruits! i love strawberries, watermelons, mangoes and dragonfruit. some say that dragonfruit doesn't really have any taste but i find it very refreshing cc: also i tried my best not to laugh to loud during the 'cum talk' because it's midnight right now- but i hope u enjoyed the virtual scritches <33 sending u more hugs and scritches thru spiritual forces :))

Sorenne

Peaches, mangos, and pineapples are my big three as well. Mango peel contains urushiol, which is what causes the immune response in poison ivy. Pineapple has bromelain, an enzyme that breaks down proteins. Some thing to be said for snacks that devour you back? I'm also a fan of starfruit and pomegranate. Glad you're enjoying a well deserved break and time/space to yourself. You give so much of yourself to us and your fans truly appreciate this- wishing you lots of recharge time and cat naps as well as vacation adventures.