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[Update] June talks, back home (Patreon)

Published:
2022-06-05 23:53:10
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2024-05-06 00:35:31
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TL:DL: Weekends stay the same, weekdays more loose to fit the theme (and to see how I feel about that format) 💞 visual schedule and poll up tomorrowPlus a question! But you'll have to listen for that ~ 

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ash

happy birthday, unfair menace

Invisible Skye

Good night, menace. I'm here for the content this month. You're going to kill us in the best possible way.

Kaya

Glad you got home safe, I’m absolutely not ready for your menacing ways this month but looking forward to everything nonetheless. Hope you have a good sleep tonight and just in case - Happy Birthday.

ash

honestly cold / lukewarm coffee isn't all that bad to me because as coffee changes temperature, so does the flavor profile - i feel like i'm gettin my money's worth because i drink several different tasting sips of coffee over the course of my cup. it's actual magic and blows my mind

Mrs. Dubose

Up the volume?! Even MORE menacing?! Oh dear. This month is going to be interesting. Equal parts (silly) nervous and excited. 😂 I drink cold tea or iced coffee on purpose all the time, so neither is gross to me. What I DO hate is hot chocolate that has gotten cold. Blech. Also, an unusual(ish) drink that I really like is kombucha. There's a cranberry flavor that's really yummy. Glad you made it home safe and sound in one piece. Sleep tight! 💜

Ange

Good night, Crunch! You sound really good. It sounds like your vacation was good for you and/or obvious that you revel in being a teasing scheming menace. Probably a bit of both. When you brought up [secret character] and said maybe you’d use him this month (you won’t - I dare you) I literally said “you motherfucker” in the most affectionate way. If you ever saw Cat and I working to figure that shit out, I would die. I don’t mind absolutely cold coffee (I am an iced coffee bitch after all), but lukewarm it’s abhorrent.

yellow seong

Is it bad to wish that the poll would result to another tie (or more) just to show you're not the only menace around here 😫 Cold tea is easily the answer bc coffee and I aren't exactly besties 🤷‍♀️ Have a good rest, Crunch! Glad to hear you're safe home ✨ 💛

CarelessWhisper

You, Sir, are fucking menace and I hate that I love it so much. I'm already in a tizzy. It's gonna be so much fun. When it comes to tea I only drink sweet iced tea with lemon. If it gets hot and the ice melts I won't drink it. As for coffee. I do not care. I will drink it regardless. I have made instant coffee with hot tap water. I have known struggle. 😂 Goodnight you little shit ♥️

Dre

sleep well you absolute menace. cold coffee yes. cold tea no. warm smoothie???? blek

aiden ♡

Goodnight Crunch! After listening to this, I am now both scared and excited for what you have planned. At least once a day I will make myself a drink, and then forget about it, so I have a lot of experience with both cold tea and coffee. If my coffee goes cold, I don't mind throwing a couple of ice cubes in it and calling it a day, but if my tea has gone cold? it's over for me 😭

Persephone

Good night Crunchie, hope you are having sweet dreams back in your own bed :) It's lovely to hear how much you already enjoy being a menace, and I'm sure I will enjoy you being one in your audios as well (and probably be slightly exasperated). You shut down my loophole for your question because I don't drink coffee and I must admit I am tired as well, so the only thing I can think of in that regard is that I hate lukewarm milk. Not when it's heated up, just like room temperature milk because someone forgot to put it back in the fridge. That's bad for me lol. Anyway, good night again, and glad to hear you are doing better <3

solarpowerduck

Good morning, you menace. You, yes you, the Crunchy reading this. This month marks 1 year of me being a patron here 🧡🧡🧡 and I want to say with utmost sincerity, thank you for being a significant part of my health and growth this past year. Truly, thank you 😊 and I wish you much happiness and success in your content creation journey.

Cool Bean

For drinks I don't think I am too picky. I think i'm more temperature sensitive when it comes to food. Goodnight

cherucaustic

Just when I thought my anxious bitch heart couldn’t take it anymore you posted 3 times back to back so the universe must have heard my plea lol Buckled up and ready for your menacing ways this month. Excited to see what you’ve cooked up. If I had to choose one I would drink hot tea that’s gone cold. Hot coffee that’s gone cold is ick. Goodnight you little shit (said with affection I promise) glad you’re home safe 💗

cosmicdreams

hello menace, glad you made it back safe and had a good trip! also glad that you’re feeling better :) this month’s content sounds very fun and interesting, although i think you’re making it a personal goal to have each of us screaming at our devices because of your fuckery 😂 i genuinely look forward to it, you troll (affectionate) i don’t mind either coffee or tea gone cold, but i will add ice to both because lukewarm ain’t it for me. in stereotypical gay fashion, i actually prefer my coffee iced goodnight crunchy and good timezones you lovely people 🤍✨

cosymary5

God, the way I'm working on being emotionally and mentally prepared for this month's content 😭all this to say, I freaking love menace Crunchy 🥰 and I'm super excited for anything you post for us. Glad to hear you're back home and you're feeling better health-wise. Hope you had a nice rest 💗 As for my answer, I don't care if my hot drink gets cold, because I'm one of those heathens that uses the microwave to heat up stuff hehe. Happy timezone everyone!

Vivitorie

Hi! Glad to know you're back home. And I again listened - and still am listening lol - in the morning, I fall asleep earlier, I'm weeeaak pls. So good morning ☀ Oh, but we love the menace 😏 just hope we can survive the month, I'm horrible with making choices 💀 I would be okay with lukewarm coffee, I usually get ful halfway through my morning coffee and leave it on the table for when I can drink it again. Not the tea tho. Iced tea is cool for summer evenings, but it's not the same as tea that gone cold. That's just not for me. Wish everyone a great timezone ✨🧡

Phantasm Cat

Okay why didn't patreon show this to me until *right now?!* It's literally been fuckie wuckie for the past week or so, and now this showed up. Happy to hear all went well, you devilish menace of a human being that we oh so care for 💙 Dude... the cosytrapped... I remember going so. fucking. mental over it. Spange, you remember. Yeah, I remember. And I still have my book of notes for it too, ne-verr getting rid of that! Warm coffee that goes cold is a *nightmare,* but I'd still drink it and endure the horrors of cold coffee. Cold tea is still good to me. Smoothies are a godsend and I'll take it all please and thank you~ Slaap lekker, meow meow 💙

leetm

Hullo! New patron checking out old stuff here 😅 - to answer your question, damn they both kinda suck? But if I had to choose I'd go with tea, since I like it less, having it cold isn't as much of a travesty as having coffee that's gone cold. Cold coffee makes me sad. What could be so distracting that you'd let your coffee go cold? (Is this a new rp idea? 👀😅) I actually kind of dislike iced coffee too. The ice dilutes the coffee too much, so I always find myself gulping it down in one go. Unless the ice cubes are ALSO coffee which is the only way I make ice coffee for myself. It's kind of a "would you like some coffee in your coffee?" thing. And the answer is always yes please! :)