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Would anything I say turn you on? [Teasing] [No sex] (Patreon)

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2022-06-08 23:48:55
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No, really. No sex. ❤️

Comments

Acedia

Ah, the exciting conclusion of the thirsty lens 💙 In my version, you're putting together the bookshelves that I need to finish. This month seems like it's gonna be some combination of "You little shit 😤" and "Please 🥺" at the same time.

Anonymous

I'm about to break every fucking dish in my house. A bookcase, btw.

Anonymous

Does your voice turn me on? 100% yes. The idea of building furniture? No. It's giving me nothing but frustration and flashbacks from when I had to build shelves that tower me by how many feet 😤

cherucaustic

The pay off better be INSANE my dude. Also bookshelves, obviously.

Anonymous

- No, really. No sex. - Don't make me waste all the gas again.

Dre

Was I needy? Yes. did I say F you at the end? Yep; and I'd do it again! I felt like we were nose to nose and I really wanted to bite your finger but *grabbing you and feeling you consensualy* was a lovely twist. Watching you would make it hard for me to sit still though... I'm guessing you're making a bed frame or something we wouldn't of thought of. Also you're not crunchy at all your smooth as silk. Big oof. All those chuckles and the smiles. Yes, there's a part of me that loves the teasing because the reward will be that much better.

Anonymous
>>85467950

I don't understand why I keep listening to this when I know damn well it aggravates me so 😤

Anonymous
>>85492576

Agree. I mean at the very least he could take the edge off by posting a lewd .. oops I mean lens.. 🫣🤔

Anonymous
>>85492576

Idk if I want that... 🤔 he's in "little shit" mode, he could amp up the teasing 😭 I can just see a pic of him grabbing his chest and being like "isn't it sad you can't touch this?😏"

Anonymous
>>85492576

Do you two REALLY want to be exposing our weaknesses to him at a time like this? He could REALLY start being a menace... 🥴

Anonymous
>>85492576

Okay, but also, serious question. Are we going to be able to ask our nsfw ama questions soon?

cherucaustic
>>85492576

Y’all just gonna increase the suffering if he posts lenses to go with this but then again I do have some masochistic tendencies so…bring it on 😈

Phantasm Cat
>>85492576

@careless&cosymary I mean, I wouldn't mind that at all 😗 @Dubose you have a point there, I'm sure we can ask those questions soon

Anonymous

Oh... Okay... In front of our salad.... Okay...

Skye

Little. Shit.

Skye

And even though you totally don't deserve it - Happy Birthday.

Anonymous
>>85525085

*eats the cake herself* Oh, I'm sorry, Crunch, did you want some? We're not DOING cake this month. *pointed look*

Skye
>>85525085

Oh... please note that NO cake is being given. Just a begrudging wish. Not cake or balloons or gifts. Fuck that shit.

cosmic
>>85525085

no cake, just cabbage pizza. oh wait… fuck, he likes that

Skye
>>85525085

@cosymary5 THIS is what he deserves for his metaphorical birthday. May you only have microwave reheated coffee for the rest of the month.

cosmic
>>85525085

@mary- ohh that’s evil, i like it 😈 all of us, in unison but harmonizing terribly: 🎶 happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday little shithead happy birthday to you 🎶