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NSFW AMA - Part 1 [It's a long one] [Mouse and keyboard sfx] (Patreon)

Published:
2022-06-17 21:47:31
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2024-05-06 00:31:51
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2026-06
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Thank you so much for the questions! You guys are great. I'll be giving part 2 a go tomorrow, looking forward to seeing your comments too.Hugs,cronk 💕

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Phantasm Cat

I see "part one", I see it's over an hour long... dear neptune.. let's go 😎

Vergil

LESGOOOOOOOO...!! Oh wow part one... 😱

CarelessWhisper

I'm so excited and nervous. I have wine just for this occasion 😂

cosymary5

I'm so hyped yes!

Acedia

You can see the patreon poll info- wait, what?! Lol Spicy geek. My favorite flavor of geek 😂 I was gonna comment as I went, but that would 100% get flagged as spam so I'll just put it all in a notepad and be back after.

Phantasm Cat

"Psst, your coffee is ready" ☕️

aiden ♡

looking at the time stamp and this is only part one?? 😩💕

ash

i'm having a 7am beer, it's going to be a LONG weekend

Kaya

Over 1.5 hrs long?! YES! This will make perfect late night listening when I HOPEFULLY get rid of my migraine and nausea later.

Mrs. Dubose

Bun in the oven joke. I hate you. 😂🤣😂

ash

honestly anything anything måneskin is good to bonk bonk to but "i wanna be your slave" is top tier shit

Mrs. Dubose

This was SO fun. I'm grinning so big. 😊 1. I was drinking a glass of cold milk and eating a blueberry muffin. 2. Dirtiness scale -- for me it's not the actual thought itself because ANYTHING can be made dirty. It's more about vague vs. explicit. It's a little tricky to talk about as a demi person, but hypothetically speaking, a score of 1 would be seeing someone and ohh, they give me butterflies and I want to do stuff with them that I haven't thought through to completion, and a 10 would be imagining unzipping their pants and taking it out, lol. Explicitness is the key for me when talking about a scale. 3. What's a phrase that's instantly arousing? Apparently "Do you want to be a good neighbor? Mmhmm?" is pretty hot. Or so I've been told. 👀 4. What have I done during this? Laid on the couch in my pajamas. It's been a long day at work and I'm crashing. I'll probably listen again tomorrow while I meal prep or something. 5. Favorite sexytime song - I don't like listening to music during that. It's too distracting. I like music too much and my brain gets sidetracked. 😂 6. Crunch's top 3 kinks -- Praise, Slippery Slope, and... Cockwarming? Those three get my vote. This was SO much fun. I can't wait for part two. Thank you, Crunch! 😊💜

Phantasm Cat

1. What's explicit? To me, it's the tension. That extra-second eye contact where you just want more, that slight breath on your neck, those moments of barely touching lips because you want to kiss so bad but you're just loving that electric feeling pulsing on your skin, the slights moans that escape when touched... yeah, I'll stop here 🙃 2. What am I drinking? H2O! Feeling a bit sick, so keeping myself hydrated is the key right now 3. What's a phrase that gets you going? "Is it okay if..." "Please?" "Cum for me" 4. What am I doing? During the first listen: I cooked lunch, ate said lunch, and relaxed on the couch for a while. Second listen: pacing back and forth, trying to find all the questions to answer them, getting distracted along the way when I reached your fake moans bit and laughing along the way 4. Favorite sexy time song? (And make a crunchy listener shmexy time playlist?Playlist?? Hell. Yeah.) Hmm... I can't think of any in specific. If I listen to music while doing the deed, I might just go along with the rhythm of the song or sing along to it and make a fool of myself because I'll also shread some nice air guitar. I would say for a nice makeout session, anything soft and sweet like Lullaby from Assemblage 23, that kind of feel. 5. Describe The Crunchmeister's 3 kinks: • definitely praise/affirmation • friends to lovers • "sir" 😊 And quick comment from the ever so loving meow master: Sometimes the body isn't biologically on the same level as to what our brain/mind wants to feel. This is a cause of many factors, whether it's stress, nervousness, or that's just how the body is for medical/personal reasons. A person I once knew was the same, they would get so anxious and scared and sometimes angry at themselves when it happens, and so many times I had to reassure them - with both hands on their face and full on eye contact - that it is okay. It is common, as you said, and I wish more people understood that it's okay for out body to not be in tune with our minds/desires. And also... the ears... that brought back a random memory. I was completely inexperienced at the time with anything remotely lovey/sexual in nature, and was cuddling with someone at school. I looked up and them and thought "...those are some nice ears..." so while I was scritching their hair, I was gently touching their ears and admiring how cute they looked. They thought it was weird. I still thought it was cute. Hoo-rah. Thank you so much for this lovely time!! Definitely made me feel good and relaxed. Sending many hugs and scritches, and stay safe meow meow 💙

CarelessWhisper

I enjoyed this so very much. It was so much fun. Thank you for being such a good sport. It was so wholesome but not. 😂 I was curled up on the couch with a glass of wine. My threshold for dirtiness is pretty fucking low considering my own dirty mouth and mind. I would guess your top kinks are admiration, affection, and praise. I don't listen to music during sex because the urge to sing along would be too great. But here are some of my favorite sexy time songs from my own playlist. Boys Like You - Tanerélle Continuum - Tanerélle Crush - Cigarettes After Sex Morning Sex - Ralph Castelli Do You Mind - Fleece Make Out in my Car - Moses Sumney and Sufjan Stevens Making Love in the Rain - Herb Albert Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye Can't wait for part 2 ❤️

Ange

This is delightful Crunchy (and question askers). It’s really nice to just hang out again, sort of? Thank you 💜 You answered so many questions, the least I can do is answer the ones you gave us: 1. Drinking water and then iced tea ‘cause this was long and ya girl was thirsty 2. I can’t qualify exactly how I feel about a wholesome to dirty stranger thought spectrum, but I think “I wonder what they taste like” is the sweet spot in the middle (I think headboard and prone bone were the terms you were looking for) 3. Something somebody could whisper to immediately turn me on? Anything about how badly they want me, creepy people excluded. 4. Sexy time song: burning me out :oop: Say No To This from Hamilton? Do we have any theatre kids in the house? No? Just me? 5. Crunchy kinks: affection, yandere, kissing 6. I did laundry and cleaned the kitchen, then just zoned out under a blanket on the couch. Super cosy. Second part? Let’s goooo

cosmic

lots of great things here but the thing that’s gonna be living in my head rent free is “you better tighten your buns” 🤣 that’s the new phrase “you bet your butt” is over, so last year. it’s really interesting because as an asexual person i actually relate to a lot of your feelings regarding sex, specifically how i prefer the idea of foreplay/aftercare, grinding, pretty much anything besides penetration. i do enjoy it in audios but the banter, the teasing, the sweetness, kissing, and cuddling are my favorite parts for sure. your favorite kink? affection is my guess, not sure about the rest but i think the other patrons have the right idea i listened to part of this in my room and part of this at the gym 😆 i’m hoping my volume wasn’t too loud cause someone ended up on the elliptical next to me and i turned up the volume right as you were saying “i don’t like butt stuff” LMAO thanks for answering these questions so thoughtfully crunchy 🤍 hope you and everyone here have a good weekend! ✨

Anonymous

pull the lever cronk!!! 💀

nelly

I have no idea where my first comment disappeared to (I was about to edit it again) but I had a good time listening Crunch. Twas awesome❤🤭 I dont use Spotify but am premium on something else. A good sexy song for me is, 1. Electric by Khalid 2. unravel me by Sabrina Claudio Broooooooo those songs are just *chefs kiss*😩💦 and then on the romantic but also feels sexy is 3. So much more by Xavier Omar Yayyyy breast play. Tbh im one of those people who dont even remember theyre into it until my partner starts playing w em. 🤭 this outta be fun

nelly

Kinks- okay lets go i think you like being praised A LOT. I think someone praising you and also touching you would really work. especially if its a handjob in bed type of thing. Kissing and occasional bites to your neck And them whispering a lot of praises in your ear as they get you off. Starting slow type of vibes but also teasing. Another kink... I think you like being dominated sometimes more than you care to admit.So imma go with sudden dom roughness. Or when your partner suddenly takes more control and everything gets so much more intense.Whether its them chasing their orgasm or yours, could be either. Like i think there has to be a lot of trust and comfortability w them first. but yeah. imma put my bet there too Dubcon. (dubious consent) Tis risque but imma bet youd be into it if its executed correctly Byeeee again! Please have a good day today ♡ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ"

Ange
>>86026223

Cosmic, you’re fantastic! Thank you for this

Anonymous
>>86026223

@Cat . Deftones. I fucking adore you. Your taste in music has me smitten. ❤️

Phantasm Cat
>>86026223

@careless you're making me blush 😚 and I couldn't help it when adding Deftones! Hits all the right spots~

Anonymous
>>86026223

I'm about to put Nickleback on that bitch and can't nobody stop me 💅

Ange
>>86026223

Careless no! Less Canadian prairie bros, more catboys (Said with love of course, I’m not here to yuck anyone’s yum)

Anonymous
>>86026223

@ange no you are completely right. I totally traded out prairie bros for catboys because that song is 🥵 But then I changed my mind and added them back because I do what I want.

Phantasm Cat
>>86026223

If you could add Nickelback, then I can include Oingo Boingo 😶‍🌫️🤡

Anonymous

Aagggghhh I REALLY wanted the priest one too 😭😩 I was so disappointed when I saw how few the votes were for it. Also totally butchered the name haha (hira) but that's okay, I don't think I remember what it's supposed to sound like anymore cuz people get it wrong so much (easiest way to explain it is say it like the Greek "Hera"). To answer some of YOUR questions: 1. I listened to this in several go's cuz busy day, so at the gym I had water (and I stopped listening cuz I couldn't concentrate lmao) then later I had a mango and avocado smoothie yum. 2. Dirtiness scale? I'm not a porn creator but my view is also super skewed for reasons so wouldn't know either. 3. A phrase that'll get me going umm, so I think anything super raw and unsophisticated, cuz that communicates the urgency? Like "I want to fucking rail you" or "I'm going to fuck a baby into you" something like that 4. What did I do while listening, well first I was at the gym, then I was writing notes for my exam (understood nothing so if I fail it's on you) and then before bed! 5. Sexy time songs! Definitely nothing during the act but stuff that either puts me in the mood or, makes me feel like a sex bomb lol: - Purify by Placebo - Loverman by Nick Cave & the Bad seeds, also by Metallica. I prefer the Metallica version because James Hetfields voice is 😩🤚🏼 but they're both great - Get Naked by Britney Spears. - Closer by NIN. - Scream by Avenged Sevenfold. - Wicked Game, covered by HIM (but the 1998 version) - I wanna be yours by Arctic Monkeys (more romantic than sexy but it's great) 6. Your top kinks? Okay as a new patron, I think maybe these: - teasing - praise - friends to lovers This was a fun audio! Thanks for sharing and also for asking questions! I love that you still try and be interactive despite the whole medium. Can't wait for part 2 (it's out as I type this haha) but I'll probably leave that one for after my exam 🙄 stop being such a sexy distraction crunchy.

Anonymous

Yes Crunchy! Thank you so much for talking about power imbalance! This is such an important topic!!

nelly
>>86063285

So i made a few silly nicknames and i had a blast having crunchy say them out loud. DaddyLongLegs? Lady Bridgerton? Also Sir Benji is my dog so i thought itd be funny (which it was) this one u mentioned was also one of my questions and i was pleasantly surprised with Crunchy's answer. A lot of VAs like making the fantasy audio and i never know how to feel about it. but i feel like crunchy worded things i had been feeling subconsciously but like outloud. I am really happy about his response too❤❤❤

Anonymous

application form to become one of Crunchys friends where???

Anonymous

Hiii~ Yesterday was a bad brain day for me, so I’m commenting today, let’s see if I actually can do it lol 1. The dirtiest is something that really gets under your skin. Like eye-contact, touching, some gooood smut. Something sending goosebumps down your back or making you choke on air. It’s difficult to answer tho and I really hope this makes some sense. 2. I listened in the morning, post-party-and-post-early-morning-work kinda morning, so I had coffee and water on my desk. Rn I only have water. 3. Hmmm, the phrase…. “You’re all trembling [with desire]” or “I want you” 4. I was doing my diamond painting lol and then my neck started hurting and I moved to the bed 5. I don’t have a specific song. But I once had sex to “ making out with eren (slowed playlist) ~ ” playlist on youtube. You’ll get it when you see it. DO NOT SHAME ME LOL THAT SHIT HAS SOME COOL SONGS 💀 6. Praise, friends2lovers, riding – is that a kink tho??? Someone, correct me if it’s not Absolutely loved this 🥰