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[M4A] On the couch [Ramble] [Cosy talks] a little [Teasing] ? [Sending hugs] (Patreon)

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2022-07-06 20:43:04
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2024-05-06 00:31:26
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So did I actually wear any clothes today..?

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Phantasm Cat

I WAS JUST ASKING THIS! One way to find out...

Mrs. Dubose

A RAAAAAMBLE!! 🥳 I'm saving it for my drive home.

DeeZastris

I loved how sweet and casual this was 🥰 to answer your question: jeg liker ikke å se meg selv i bilder andre tar, og jeg er ikke så glad i selfies. Men, hmm, sånne bilder man tar uten klær på og sender til noen som vil se sånt er *chef kiss*

Kaya

Between the lenses and the idea of the audio you recorded i'm just feeling incredibly flustered. 😳🥵. To answer your question, I'm not very fond of taking pictures of myself or of others taking photos of me either specially ones that include my whole body as I have a lot of body image issues i struggle with. Which actually has been affecting me quite a bit more the last couple days. I am very gladly accepting all forms of affection you may send albeit virtual because I have an overwhelming desire to be held.

Phantasm Cat

I send my congrats to your sister! 🥳🎉 I understand how difficult that can be from personal experience, so for her to take that step is truly brave. Wishing her many safe adventures to come~ You touching yourself.... for 2 minutes... dude... dude... dudedudedududedude... why must you tease us this way and yes please and thank you. But only when and if you feel comfortable doing so. I understand the reasons why you don't share them, but just saying... it's nice... really nice... too nice okay what are words? To answer your question: Do I take pics of myself? Whenever I'm in the mood and I feel nice, I take some pics. Most of the time, I don't like how they turn out but there are some rare ones that exist that I feel confident in. Same as you, I never know what to do with my face but I know how to work with my body to give the desired results. I mainly like to take pics of others along with nature and architecture, capturing moments that might be missed. Back to me, I feel like I'm terrible with knowing how Im supposed to present my face to the camera, so a good 9/10 I make the silliest face I could come up with (my mother hates it, but for some reason it's comfortable to me). It's interesting to hear the difference between "Crunchy" talking and the man behind Crunchy talk. Of course the sounds are the same, but it's knowing how they think and how they correlate with each other vs how different the two can be is what catches my attention. I was actually thinking about this yesterday during those random thought moments when you space out for a bit, how the two present themselves and how one brings life to the other and vice versa. I'm sitting on you dude. No question about it. Easier to scritch your head and hair that way 🥰 I hope your day went well, and hope your future days are kind to you. So many cuddles and scritches sent your way! Thank you for this lovely ramble, and cant wait to hear about that exciting moving leap. Stay safe, meow meow 💙

Ange

You sound so cosy and relaxed, like we’re just chilling late at night, maybe after hanging out somewhere and we’ve just come home, and that is my favourite vibe. Not sure if it’s weird or wholesome that I got super excited when you said your sister got her driver’s license. I know it’s been a struggle for her, way to go Crunchy’s sister! Funny that in your AMA you said you thought ramblefap days were over, that that’s just for you, but if you are comfortable I’m not going to be subtle, please PLEASE post that somewhere. Maybe that goes hand in hand with your recent lewder lenses. It feels like you’re feeling yourself lately, and that’s great. You deserve that (and we’re happy to be along for the ride) For your question, I go through phases of self-portraiture. I will go quite awhile without photos of my face, or photos at all, then I’ll be feeling good about myself (like maybe you are?) and snap a whole bunch at once. I’m also terrible at sitting on them when I get good ones, so I go through spurts of posting a bunch on socials, and then get quiet for a spell. Sending you hugs and scritches, Crunchy. Best of luck with moving stuff, wherever it is that you’re going 💚

Amanda

I've always hated having my picture taken so needless to say I don't really take selfies either. I dealt with a lot of bullying around my looks in elementary/middle school and I internalized that a lot over the years and have never completely gotten rid of that feeling now well into adulthood. What you said gave me a jolt though, I've always been really hyper aware of what facial expressions I'm making in public and it sets off my anxiety like mad during photos, no one ever gets what I mean when I try to explain it, nice to know you dealt with something similar. Thank you for the ramble just in time for my lunch break as well as the lenses lately, they've been such a nice part of the morning ☺️ Congrats to your sister as well and hope you have a good rest of the week ❤️

V for Vitalya

Sounds cool. Good luck to your sister! 👍 Personally, I do not like to be photographed myself and I do it extremely rarely. But I don't mind being photographed from the outside. I also like to make faces (I don’t know if I chose the right words) during the shooting. I prefer to approach people from behind to hug and ruffle their hair from the back. Although I am most often asked to do a massage because of this. Love and good luck to all 🐞🍀

cosmicdreams

aw congratulations to your sister! i’m sure that preparing for the driving test was not an easy feat, so she should be really proud of herself for passing on the first try! that’s amazing. i also think it’s great that you are being selective about what communities you choose to engage in and pursuing friendships/groups that make you happy. it can be hard to let go of things that aren’t healthy for you when you’re used to having them in your life but it’s ultimately for the best. the world is shitty enough as it is, so we have to choose things that bring joy in our lives when we can. it’s interesting to me when you talk about crunchy the character and you as the voice for him. i think you mentioned that you put a lot of yourself into the audios so for me i don’t really view you and crunchy as two separate people, but rather crunchy being an alter ego in a way? because the audios are like idealistic snapshots of beautiful, intimate moments, but there’s also pieces of you in it. i guess what i’m trying to say is i think crunchy represents an aspect of yourself but is nowhere near the full picture i hate taking selfies or group photos, and i avoid them at all costs. body dysmorphia is a bitch and i will criticize every aspect of a photo of myself until it ruins my day, so i avoid pictures of myself for the sake of my mental health. however, i do enjoy taking pictures of landscapes and nature. my sister has a nice digital camera, and she’s been teaching me a little bit :) i actually took some pictures of her for her graduation and they turned out quite nice! thanks for the ramble crunchy 🥰 just hearing you talk like this is comforting and makes me smile. i’m glad to hear you’re doing well and sending hugs right back to you 💞 hope everyone here is doing well too ~

Mrs. Dubose

I love when you ramble (no fap) at us. I'm a curious sort and I like to know what you're up to and what's on your mind. I miss it when you've been quiet for a while and was really excited to see the title of this audio. 😊 I have Thoughts about the Reddit ramble. I need to sort through my brain a bit before I try to articulate. I do take pictures of myself. The occasional selfie when I think my makeup or hair looks nice, but mostly faceless fit checks. I'm not super comfortable in my body right now. But I also don't have a lot of motivation to change it (thanks, depression brain), so I'm trying to challenge myself to shop and dress well for the body I have right now. Some days are better than others, but it's kind of helping? I don't really like pictures of my face, though. What I consider good ones are few and far between. My sister and I have this joke about how unphotogenic we are, but we look nice in person. On the flip side, her husband's family takes beautiful pictures but they aren't so nice looking in person, lol. BUT!! I figured out what it is! She and I have very animated faces when we talk, and when one split second of an expression is frozen in a photo, we don't look like ourselves because our faces are always moving. People with more stationary faces are more photogenic because you see a single expression on their face more often, so they look more like themselves in photos. The funniest part, though, is that my sister has two children, one of which is photogenic like their dad, and the other one takes a terrible picture like the hoodlums on our side of the family. 😂 Moving/non-Denmark talk makes me nervous for you even though you've said before that you don't mind, and it doesn't change things on our end. I'm not sure why it makes me nervous, but as long as you're happy and feeling good about it, that's what matters. Thanks for the update. It's always so lovely to hear from you. (And good job on wearing clothes today. 🙃) 💜

aiden ♡

I don’t show many people bc I feel a bit self-absorbed for it but I actually love taking photos of myself. Selfies when I’m proud of my makeup, mirror pictures when I like my outfits, even lewder pictures when I like the way my body looks some days. I just feel like I’ve gotten more confident in myself in recent years so I’ve gotten more comfortable taking photos and such. thank you for the comfy vibes! getting cozy and listening to you after work always helps me destress 😭 i needed the hugs so i’ll return the favor and send ‘em right back to you 💕

Acedia

Wait a police officer gives the test? Did I hear that right? That would rattle me so much I'd fail for sure. I just had a grumpy old lady instructor employed by the state. A little less pressure lol Still, congrats to your sister. That's great. Only do what you're comfortable with, but also 🥵. Ramblefaps can be fun but sucks that Patreon tos is against them. Oh well. I rarely take pictures. I don't like how I look in them most of the time. It's like 'ugh pictures' and then I subconsciously make my 'ugh pictures' face. So it's kinda a self fulfilling prophecy at this point. So like narrative stuff? That sounds fun. The train audio has already piqued my interest. Looking forward to a good month ahead 🌱 Thank you for the rambly update. I will accept any and all virtual cuddles. Kinda need them in these trying times.

yellow seong

Excuse me, Sir. A recording of your what now? This ramble made me feel more flustered than actual NSFW audios 😩 So good to hear about your activities! And so so proud of your sister! 💐🥳 I love taking photos! Yeah, of myself. It took me a while to enjoy that, I've been really insecure (and still am). But being the big fuckin nerd that I am, when I started cosplaying when I was younger, I slowly started to try taking selfies too. Because I do some of my costumes and Idk I feel proud of it and I wanna share it? And the makeup part's something that I've grown to love as well. People taking my pictures was also something that the hobby made me feel less anxious of since my friends and I do lots of elaborate photoshoots and it's fun! I don't cosplay that much now, it's been a while but feelin' cute in my normal clothes is something I enjoy so I take pictures (usually when I go out or when I try on new clothes in my room). Kind'a sad though, I have like hundreds of photos no one's ever gonna see lmao Not to mention the lewd ones in generic skimpy Halloween costumes and they actually made me appreciate myself a bit like whoa my thighs look pretty??? And soft??? Would probably make a good pillow??? You're completely right with your voice. You totally Pavlov-ed me. IN A RELAXING WAY. I feel really sleepy when I hear you. And other things too, sure. But mostly the relaxing bit. Are you gonna live your digital nomad wishes soon? 🥺 Whatever you have planned, you already made it sound really exciting ✨ Hope everyone's having a good day/night/whatever time it is right now! 🥰

Cool Bean

Pictures, hmm… I’ve always enjoyed capturing others. I have whole folders of pictures of the people I hang out with the most. I think I’ve started to take a lot more selfies in the past 2 years simply because I like myself a lot more now. I don’t really post them. It’s just nice to look back and see myself/others being happy or silly. For me the pictures work as little portals into a moment. Thanks for the update. Sending love to the chat 💖

Steph

Honestly could listen to you say please for 8 hours straight. 🥵

ash

i never took a lot of photos when i was younger because i was quite small and scrawny and insecure of how i looked, but now looking back i wish i had more records of younger me - i actually think tiny me was pretty cute. these days i'm a lot more comfy with who i've become, so i take photos a lot and i enjoy looking back at them. been tracking my fitness progress too which has been really nice. congrats on your sister too for getting her license! we're so proud of her :-) i'm about 60% done with my yacht license too, so i'm just gonna push through and finish it. i have a group of friends who i go diving with and it'll be a lot more convenient to go if we all have boating certifications. whatever you do, at your own time at your own pace. we'll be here for you, cheering you on every step of the way. take care, sending lots of hugs <3

CarelessWhisper

Happy timezones everyone ❤️ So all fap barely ramble is something I've discussed before with other Patreons and I remember saying oh no I couldn't listen to him do that. It'd be too much. Too intense, too intimate. But I realized with a quickness what a filthy liar I am because as soon as you said you have one you might post my immediate thought was oh yeah I'm listening to that 🫣 Congratulations to your sister! She's amazing because it couldn't be me driving with a cop. I'd just have to walk everywhere forever. Like a lot of people here I dislike pictures of myself. I have this horrible idea ingrained in me that I owe people pretty. I feel like I don't always deliver. But I do take them and post them when I am feeling myself. I took a picture recently that showed some of my thighs and posted that because it was cute to me and I felt like a porn star. 😂 I'm happy posting lewds is fun for you because we have been having a ball. "Not to toot my own horn..." But you totally should. 🥳 I've been a Patreon for a year now and it has honestly been one of the best things I have ever done for myself. I love this community. ❤️

cosymary5

This ramble / update was lovely to listen to, especially since we had the lens as a visual aid as well. First of all congrats to your sister for getting her license. I still don’t have one because I’m too anxious about driving and I can rely on public transportation where I live. Excited about the potential digital nomad life waiting for you, Crunchy! I hope it all works out the way you want it to 😊. As for the nsfw audio, I’m intrigued and that’s all I’ll say about it hehe I do take a million selfies of myself mostly because 1 in 20 photos is actually a good one lol. I don’t have many photos of my body because I have no idea how to pose for photos and I always look so awkward and I hate it. I do take a bunch of photos of scenery and random stuff when I visit a place or just day to day life. I have also taken a bunch of book photos, being the booknerd I am lol.

cherucaustic

A ramble!!! I’ve really missed these, they might actually be my favorite. Congrats to your sister seriously! That’s so amazing to pass on the first try. I think it took me two times cause of my nerves and the first time I jumped the curb on a turn 😩. This internet stranger is very proud of her 🎉🎉🎉 So I don’t really like taking pictures of myself cause I don’t like how my body or face looks. I will take selfies sometimes if I really like my outfit or if it’s a special occasion I wanna remember. I also kind of hate when other people take my picture for the same reason I don’t do it. My best friend took my picture and posted it on her Instagram story recently and I didn’t even know she took it and I died a little inside. But she meant no harm it was a candid moment where I was laughing so 🤷🏽‍♀️. I like taking pictures of nature/architecture and sometimes other people. I have a retro looking instax camera that I love traveling with. You’ve definitely Pavlov’d me a little with the pleases and the just a little bits but also I think kinda like cosmic said that still feels like something that you the person behind crunchy does out of character to be a teasing menace to your listeners sometimes. Precisely because you know you’ve got us thinking other things. It’s very fun to be honest. Moving sucks but I hope this goes smoothly for you wherever you end up! As long as you’re safe and you’re happy that’s all that matters. Sending hugs 💗

_S

I rarely take selfies, but on the occasions I do I like that I'm controlling the camera so I can take as many photos as I want until I'm happy. Group photos are fun but I always hate seeing myself in them. I just feel awkward holding a pose. Friends have taken nice candid shots of me before though. Aside from pretty landscapes when I'm out or on holidays I'm one of those people that takes photos of their food before eating 😅 And yes, your voice is... 🤭❤️ I've said this before, you could read the alphabet and I'll be just... ahhh~ Could even be an instruction manual. Weather forecast??? 😂 But just "Hi" will always be my favourite. Good luck with moving, and congrats to your sister!! She should be proud of herself ☺️