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[M4F] You know what to call me [Public] [Sir] [Sweet] [Domestic] [Birds chirping] [Secluded space in the city] [Spanish pillowtalk] [Creampie] [Kisses] [Hold the moan] [Ask for my cum] [Relaxed] [Early access] (Patreon)

Published:
2022-07-08 18:11:53
Edited:
2024-11-21 21:27:02
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2026-06
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After the little lens teasing yesterday, I only find it appropriate to not wait with posting the early access tomorrow, but rather posting it today. (Seeing as I'm also still working on the one from last weekend.)Little question for after you listen: What do you think the listener did that made Crunchy laugh? Sending cuddles 💕

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sharkcpr

What a great treat today after I passed another uni exam today! Can't wait to listen in the evening!

Kaya

Awww and I have to board a plane right now 😭. Will have to wait to listen until I reach my destination.

Mrs. Dubose

😳 *buries face in hands*

cosymary5

Everytime one of these audios has Spanish in it, I give thanks to being Romanian and growing up watching telenovelas 💅

Phantasm Cat

Before i started the audio, I literally thought "you will be called Crunchmageddon for all the teasing thats been happening lately, and youre going to like it!" ... with love, of course~ You know those audios where you feel like you're actually there in the moment, responding out loud to the conversation and it fits so well with the storyline? That's what happened to this audio. Gosh I love it when that happens. Relaxing together with the birds, having a moment of peace followed by a sneaky public scenario (dude, yes. Just yes 🥴), y luego con el español y las conversaciones de seguir en la casa? :laidout: Now, what happened that made dear ol Crunchy laugh... well it has to be something *spicy and shocking* if it made you say "not in public, okay. That's a bad thing" unless hjonking in public at the top of your lungs falls into that category 🦆 (pretend that's a goose. Imaginaaaatiiioon~) Thank you for this early-early access! Stay safe, meow meow... hjonk hjonk 💙

cosmicdreams

i think the listener suggested using a toy in public that you can control… and you said not in public but we know the real reason is that you’ve rented them all out lmaoo happy friday/ happy timezones crunchy and chat 🤍

Invisible Skye

🥵🥰🥴😳😘😵‍💫🤤 English is hard but that's all I speak so I'm screwed.

agaslumbers

not me starting the audio when actually doing the dishes and then 👀

ash

it's been a really heavy day/night/timezone with all that's been happening in one of my home countries 🇯🇵 - thank you for all you do, crunch. genuinely, perpetually. your stuff helps when things get tough. forgive me - i haven't listened yet, but will do so once i sort out my brain and the emotional sticky fog starts to clear. but, thank you nevertheless.

CarelessWhisper

Happy timezones everyone ❤️ After the last couple of days, y'all I was ready. Like really ready. 😂 This is such a lovely peaceful audio. I've said it before but it's so freaking hot to hear talk about the other things Crunchy and the listener have done or will do. Spanish? Dearest? Yes please and thank you! Such a sweet treat to end a very fun week. Thank you ♥️

solarpowerduck

Oh fuck. Crunchy gave us crowd service, and the crowd readily accepted it 😩😩😩💦 I'm literally in a crowded bus but I will be back when I can give this audio my uhhhhh full attention.

V for Vitalya

Mmmm, sex in a public place. Mischief Managed hehehe ( ͡°❥ ͡°)

Kaya

Download failed so i’m using my free 20 minutes of inflight wifi to listen to this audio. And unsurprisingly it is 100% worth it. I’m grateful for the mask I’m wearing cause as usual Crunchy’s voice in my ears has me feeling all sorts of things and I’m blushing furiously. 😳🥵🫠🫣

aiden ♡

noooo i’ve still got work to do and these tags have me so 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Ange

I’m sick and got sent home early from work. Lovely to have this audio to keep me company while I’m recovering 🤍

solarpowerduck

I lied, I listened to it while walking because I am at the mercy of dopamine and Crunchy’s honeyed murmurs. One of my love languages is sitting in parks and muttering observations~ so by 30 seconds in, I was already down baaaaad. The anatomy references shook me to my core and I had to go back and listen again. That classic Crunchy teasing tone that defies words? Absolutely fatal. “You don’t give a fuck, do you?” You already know the power of the “no, no~” so I won’t belabor that point. All I can say is thank goodness you use your powers for good, and also I’m downloading this audio and putting it on speed dial (figuratively). Oh hey, I just looked up Gentle Mdom in the dictionary! Turns out it’s a picture of Crunchy grinning like a fucking menace. Yes, you did well, now go home 😤 listener: “just a bit of spanking should be fine, right?”

solarpowerduck
>>87277261

~~ random sentymenty time ~ Recently I was revisiting the archive to find the audios that first hooked me (FYI it’s "We can take it slow,” “Distracting me from my chess studies,” and “I can fuck you in the storage room”) and my goodness. At the time I was like “wow, this is as good as it gets” but it’s truly ridiculous how much you’ve refined your art. People all grow and change over time, but I think that we all tend to change in ways that are consistent with the deepest parts of who we are~ and I love seeing people become more of themselves, if that makes sense. Don’t know if you feel that way about yourself, but from my end of the parasocial phone line I get a strong sense of Crunchy’s self-determination and maturity (and your accent evolving). Something about nature sfx and Really Good Artistry just gets me in my feels, lol.

Ayesha

And he did wake up less evil!!! The teasing is forgiven, I’m excited to listen to this after work :D thank you monsieur crunch man <3

Anonymous

Don't mind me, just celebrating the fact that I understood some of the stuff Crunchy said in Spanish 🥲👌 Hardwork is finally paying off! And by hardword I mean watching shit ton of shows lmao It's something! What did they do to make you laugh? You said you were hungry then they said they were too but they actually want to taste ̶y̶o̶u̶ something else 😗👉👈 Wait, the downloading thing works??? I did that for a flight weeks ago and it never played 😭 Damn this app, could have used something to help me calm down mid-air 😩🙄

Phantasm Cat
>>87281385

Crunchy: "I'm getting all sorts of hungry" Listener: "Me too, I can go for a snack right about now" *proceeds to crawl under the blanket* I can see that 🙃

Anonymous
>>87281385

I mean... Crunchy is a snack. I understand why they'd do that 😌

aiden ♡
>>87281385

I used to download stuff all the time so I didn’t have to search for my favorite audios but idk something happened with the recent update that makes that feature super buggy now. it’s so sad 😭

june

this hit everything just right, Crunchy, thank you 💜🌱💜

Phantasm Cat
>>87281385

For downloading audios (assuming this on a mobile device): if it seems to be faulty when downloading from the app itself, log on to patreon on a web browser on your phone and download from there. Maybe that can help?

Anonymous

Okay. I think I've regained my ability to speak. I don't know if it's all the teasing on lens or what, but this audio was especially good. So many little things that are my favorite, and Crunchy's tone throughout was *chef's kiss* The dominance mixed with neediness. The, "You did so well," at the end. So good. 🥵 I loved the part where you talked about the city and the sounds. How it's alive. I've always lived in a rural area so it's really intriguing to hear someone talk about city life with such affection and focus on the peaceful parts of it. That kitchen scenario. Gosh. The forced eye contact. GOSH, in a very good way. And then in the park, there's always something about when he reassures and says it's okay. It's just... 😳 And seconding the other commenters on the, "You don't give a fuck." Whew. And the say it out louds. 😩 This whole audio was... oof. I thought I had found my words but you're getting emojis and sounds. My apologies. As for what made Crunchy laugh... I have reached my publicly lewd language limit for the week on lens so you're just going to have to guess what I thought. But I did imagine the listener (gently) pinching Crunchy's butt for good measure. 😊 What about recording an hour of bird sounds out of your window before you move? (Nooo, not really. Except yes? No. Yes? Maybe.) This has been such a fun week. Thank you for all of the content -- cosy, silly, sexy, fun. Every bit of it has been wonderful. 💜

Ange
>>87281385

Patreon pls! We pay you and for what? For me a new download will work, but anything I had before their last update is gone? It says I’ve downloaded it but isn’t there, nor will it let me download because it thinks I already have? Grr. Maybe next update it will be sorted.

Anonymous
>>87285655

But honestly not a bad idea because since then I have been putting on "TV for dogs" on YouTube and it's literally just birds 😂

Anonymous
>>87285655

Dubose, you can call me anything you like as long as you say it sweetly 😏❤️‍🔥

Acedia

You apologized for the lens teasing and then released this early while I was busy at work. Trying to push through the day knowing this was waiting was also a tease 🫠. But I'll eagerly accept an early audio. This whole audio was so lovely though. I don't have the energy today to break it down like I want, but know that I'm always a big fan of that Dommy "say Sir" energy.

Anonymous
>>87281385

Like Aiden, the download only works as a bookmark for me now :( Tried Cat's way too but Patreon on browser on both my devices are buggy too 😫😭

Cool Bean

So grateful that I know Spanish. But also, the birds and the beginning were really soothing. Thanks a bunch silly goose.

Anonymous

SPANISH TEASING?…. CHEF’S KISS 😘🤌🏼 Señor Crunchy you’re killing it, love the scenario and the dirty talking…. Pffff 😚 CREMATED. Thanks for letting us hear that gorgeous voice of yours.

Anonymous

Good morning/timezones ❤️ Yes I'm back because for one I was in such a needy state yesterday I don't feel like I properly conveyed just how good this audio is. And two, I'm just not done wanting to talk about it. 😫 I have a very vivid imagination and I don't need a lot of prompts to be off and running, however the descriptive language here really added to making the scene so much more immersive and beautiful. I already mentioned it but the the whole "what we did before" oh my gosh the visuals it produces. So descriptive. It's so freaking hot. The whispered gentle but firm commands 🥵 I really like when Crunchy's tone is more firm but not domineering. It's the perfect balance, imo. The little kisses and praise, "English is a difficult language", and the freaking Spanish. Please 🥺 so good. Then it's ended with visions of what Crunchy and the listener will get up to at home. 😏 Just overall a perfect audio. I am enjoying it very much. Sorry to anyone if my whole second book report is annoying 😅, I couldn't help it, I'm not done with the serotonin high.

Skye
>>87315410

I really love your comments! This was an excellent audio and you highlighted all the reasons that I didn't have words for. I need to go listen again and again because I keep getting lost in my own serotonin bubble and missing details. 💜

Anonymous

This was that perfect little piece of sanctuary I've needed this week 💙