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Update and cosy chit chat (Patreon)

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2022-09-29 20:25:46
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2024-05-06 00:24:48
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Just a lil talky talk <3

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ianne

man i haven't eaten or drank anything for the last 24 hrs (because period) but when i heard the can pop, now i want a specific beverage called milkis. wow i really thought patreon is like internet subscription for billing but apparently not. looking forward to the october poll 👀 hair? oh where do i start 😭 will keep it simple because i don't want to trauma dump. my hair is very dark and at the moment below the shoulder length. i shared this on twt a while back but my auntie used to joke about all the nutrients on my body is like being transported on my hair only because it's very thick and dark. i'm happy that you are enjoying your life rn! i hope you are safe and healthy and happy wherever you are ♥️

Invisible Skye

💜 This is what I needed this afternoon. Thank you.

DeeZastris

You? Lurking?? In the comments??? Being sneaky???? Sounds fake. I'll start the hair discussion: I'm getting a lot of gray hairs and it's not fun. I feel like it's super noticeable too because my hair is naturally dark brown, which makes the silvery hairs stand out. People keep trying to convince me it's cool and not very noticeable, but that doesn't change how I feel about it. I think it's the change I dislike the most, the feeling of fading youth I guess. Like I'm only 26 but, still. A friend told me they come early because of stress and anxiety rather than aging, but that doesn't make me feel better lol🤣

Acedia

I was dying to hear your opinion on the chess scandal, and you left out the best part! There were wild rumors that the guy was using vibrating anal beads to cheat. Which, critically thinking about it, is a little too crazy and turned out to be pure speculation, but for the time it made great gossip and was the reason it blew up.

지훈

i’ve been here for a couple of months now and i’m not one to comment usually… but i just wanted to say thank you for audios like this. they’re so great, it’s really nice to just… listen? and to have the feeling of someone talking without being forced to respond all the time. 🤍

Rachel

I loooove someone getting their fingers tangled up in my hair. It feels sooooo good.

Phantasm Cat

Thank you so much for the update! Just hearing that intro with the fizzy goodness is really making me crave some right now 🥤 HAIR!! So I have a similar idea as your sister, but moreso on myself and not on any potential partners. In general with body hair, I shave as much as I can when it's most convenient (so legs, arms, etc). Recently, I've tried to change that and let it run its course and condition my brain to feel comfortable with body hair. It worked for a time, but now I just do what feels right in the moment. This idea, however, does not apply to people I'm falling for. On that area, it's whatever they're comfortable with that makes me happy (so if they want to shave, awesome. If they don't shave at all and want to grow their hair, that's awesome too). Now for head hair, it's naturally brown and I used to dye it black on a weekly basis, then for a time went blue, and now I just bleach it orange. Trying not to cut it (besides the small trims here and there to get rid of split ends), but sometimes my brain tricks me into wanting some bangs or a pixie cut or something. There was even a time when I had the greatest urge to dye my hair green. I mean the urge is still there, but... For sensations, I love having my hair scritched and petted and played with, so much. Sadly not too many people are willing to do that in the real world around me so I have to take matters into my own hands, literally. Again, thank you so much for this sweet update! It feels great that you're living life and feeling good. When the time gets there, I wish you safe travels back to Denmark. And I can't wait to see what spooky creations you have in store for October, along with the sfw series. Wherever you are, stay safe meow meow 💙

cosymary5

Ahh, it was really nice to get this update audio! It’s a bit silly how seeing that notification just makes my day 🥰 Super excited for the monster boy initiative for October! Can’t wait to hear all the spooky and sexy audios hehe As for the topic at hand. I’ll start with body hair, since it’s easier. So I’ll only remove my armpit and leg hair for special occasions, otherwise I just use a trimmer, since my skin is crazy sensitive and any form of hair removal will cause me horrible irritation. I also have learned to not give an F about it as I got older and especially during the pandemic where I’ve reached the peak slob aesthetic lol. As for head hair. I grew up with very thick poofy hair (there’s a hilarious pic of me in kindergarten with my hair all brushed out basically forming a pyramid on my head lol) and after puberty my sister got really nice curly hair and I was still dealing with hair that refused to be either straight or curly. I hated it and straightened it a loot in highschool. It took me finishing school and becoming employed to somehow find out about the curly girl method and that shit kinda changed my life. I realized my hair was just wavy with an occasional curl, but I wasn’t treating it right or using the right products for it. Over time I also ended up doing a modified curly girl method, which works for both my hair and my scalp and I grew to love my hair a lot. Also, I’ve been cutting my own hair for years now, because I couldn’t find a hairdresser that knows how to cut it in its natural form, and so far so good. Hope you’re all having a nice timezone ❤️

aiden ♡

1- As a card-carrying monster fucker, monster boys for October makes me very excited. Maybe the incubus will finally get his time in the spotlight? 👀 2- As for hair, my relationship with it is complicated, so I’m gonna try to make this short. I’ve basically been getting the same thing done (wash and flat iron) at the same hairdresser since middle school. It started out as me wanting my hair to look like other people’s but now I like the style because it’s the easy for me to maintain. The most recent thing that’s changed is I’ve started trying out new hairstyles and getting reddish-brown highlights to enhance the few strands I already have naturally and I like it a lot! I have also been regularly getting grays since I started working full time so,,,

cosmicdreams

ayyyy i’m unbelievably excited for monster boy audios and i’m rooting hard for one particular monster boy who has been begging to be laid for literal months 🤞 but they’ll all be fun i’m sure :D also very excited for this binaural/sfx heavy audio in the near future 👀 i’m very much an “i need plot with my porn” kind of person so any audios with fantasy characters/cool storylines are my fav. rlly appreciate the work you put into the sound design of the exclusive cause i’m sure it wasn’t easy but it really adds so much to the immersion, and i’m glad you feel proud of it because you should be! 🤍 hair… i like experimenting with different colors and cuts for my hair (i haven’t done any “unnatural” colors yet but i like getting highlights or dying my hair auburn) i don’t like body hair on me so i shave and wax. as far as body hair preferences on a partner? idk honestly, i think i would prefer that they maintain it. i think my thoughts on body hair are honestly rooted in the patriarchal expectation that women should be hairless which i’m trying to unlearn but even beyond that, i prefer the look and feel of my skin when it’s smooth and hairless. i think everyone having their personal preferences on body hair is fine as long as they don’t impose it on others thanks for the ramble crunchyyy (especially that extremely satisfying, ASMR tingle inducing can opening at the beginning lol) glad to hear that you’re doing well 🤍 i hope everyone here is doing well too!

CarelessWhisper

Hi Crunch ❤️ Hi Chat The anxiety I feel at the thought of changing anything on this god foresaken app because I'm sure I'll fuck it up and kick my own self off Patreon 😭 so if this the last comment you see from me know I loved you all. I have really long thick hair. The kinda hair that when a gust of wind hits me it wraps around my face and neck and attempts to take me out in the middle of a busy crosswalk. I should have it cut and dyed to at least cover the white streaks but I can't be bothered because I am going for the whole aggravated swamp witch aesthetic. And just know, I'm killing that look. I absolutely love body hair on men. Like on the forearms when they roll up their sleeves 🥵 on their chest so I can rub my fingers through it and give it little tugs 🤭 I'm super freaking excited about October! 🧛 And very much looking forward to the upcoming content. Thank you for spending time with us❤️

Mrs. Dubose

A talky talk! I love these and getting to catch up with what you've been up to. 😊 Even though you don't drink soda often, if you have the opportunity to get a Mexican Coke while you're here, DO IT. They're SO delicious. They use real sugar instead of corn syrup and it's just... *chef's kiss* Hair. *big puff of air* In a perfect world, I like my hair to be a little past my shoulders. But due to the pandemic, isolating/trying to shield vulnerable family, and just laziness I guess, I haven't had it cut in over a year. When it's wet and combed out it's almost down to my waist. 😩 But when I DO get regular cuts I go to a salon. I've had the same hairdresser for over ten years and she's lovely. Close to my age so she's very easy to chat with. Color-wise my hair is the same as yours. I don't color it. I do have a fair bit of gray at the temples now, but nowhere else really. I just had a few strands starting when I turned 30, but it's multiplied substantially in the last couple of years. I don't know if it's stress or genetics because my mom started graying in her 30s, too. The nice thing is that you can't see it when I wear my hair down so I can hide it when i want to. The not-so-nice thing is that I currently wear my hair up 95% of the time because it's an out of control mess that needs to be weed whacked. 😂 I just tell myself that my grays blend in with my natural highlights. 🙃 I have neither the time nor the inclination to shave my entire body. Please. That sounds like misery. 😂 I shave my legs and armpits two or three times a week and that's good enough. In the winter muuuuuch less. My body hair isn't terribly dark so I don't really worry too much about it. Oh, and I pluck my eyebrows. And that's all you get to know about body hair from me, lol. I do quite like body hair on men to a certain degree. Not completely covered, but enough to say, that's a grown man. Forearms. Happy trail. Um, well, I'll just leave it at that before I embarrass myself (unless someone else gets wild, and then all bets are off!) But of course whatever makes the person most comfortable is what I like best. I might be back later when I have time to listen again. Thank you for spending time with us. 😊

Acedia

I like having strong opinions and then reevaluating and changing them as new information comes along. Unless it's something I know I'm not informed enough about. But otherwise I second guess myself enough as it is. Hate, hate, hate, people I don't know we'll touching my hair. There was a moment in college, forever ingrained in my memory, of standing in line at the cafeteria and minding my own business and feeling tugging on my braid. I turned around to check it out and there was just this woman I didn't even know just holding and petting my hair. WTF! She turned out to be a kleptomaniac with boundary issues and I generally avoided her after that. But since then I 'wear' my braid in the front now. But traumatic incidents aside, I don't guess many people would like a stranger touching their hair. But people I love and trust, yes pls. I have thick hair so someone scratching my head is heaven. Even just running fingers through it and letting my scalp breathe is great. If I had the time and energy I'd go to a salon and get it professionally washed. For body hair I shave legs and under arms but I waffle a lot if I should do my arms. I'd rather not care, but I sometimes get really self conscious about it. I wanna say I don't care too much about my husband's hair but I cry a little bit inside whenever he shaves his beard off or gets his hair cut to short lol. Yes, it's on his head, but I'm the one who looks at it and plays with it all the time. Yay! Monster!bois for October. Quick question, does catboi count as a monster? 😸

Dreamer87

Hey! Hairrrr.... I love, love, love, fun, vibrant, bold hair but not enough to actually bleach and color my own hair. It's such a commitment. I do experiment with hair color wax which is temporary and rinses out when you wash your hair. Happiness is sometimes purple hair and that was the color I chose last week. I have no issues with the people I love touching my hair but it's a no-go for anyone else. I might let you but only if you ask first. I'm not a big fan of body hair for myself but I don't mind it on a guy. Haven't been with anyone that was very hairy so hmm... Vampire, merman and everything in between maybe even that strange creature from "The Shape of Water." 😅

Ange

Wow, your mother’s birthday made me realize how long I’ve been in your orbit, how are you going to top the Walkman? Stoked for monster boy times. It’s not always my jam but this sounds super fun, I love a good October theme. As for the topic of discussion: I used to colour my hair constantly, everything from “natural” to bright rainbow hair. I lost it all from chemo a few years ago and it has grown back with a different texture, which I quite like. Since it’s grown back I have kept it short and don’t colour it anymore. I feel like I’ve earned the few greys I’ve seen lately. Please scritch [and pull] it, k thanks

yellow seong

Nice to hear from you, Crunchy!! Glad to see (hear???) that you're enjoying yourself there 🥰 Was actually thinking about the chess drama a few days ago, my co-workers and I have never been so invested on chess since Queen's Gambit 😭😂 It's kind'a sad and funny at the same time. Tbh, the only hair I care about is the hair on my head, my eyebrows, and lashes. The rest can go away. I don't know why I don't get bothered by other people's body hair but it on me is just aAAAAA NO. Laser hair removal is a blessing. My head hair's getting pretty long now. I can get out and get away with not wearing a bra and not worrying about a single thing because it covers it. It's almost the same length as it was before I decided to chop it short (and even shorter when my mum had to lose her hair due to therapy). Been cutting it myself since 2019 to get rid of the bleached parts which I totally regret. While having pink hair totally looked cute on me, I did not enjoy it. I was glad I tried so I won't have to deal with it again. I haven't seen my stylist since then and I'm sure she's disappointed in me for doing stuff with it since we follow each other on IG 🤣 But since the world's doing pretty okay I think I'm ready to see her soon. Maybe by the end of the year? Never really thought about if I like my hair being touched or not before your question 🤔 I guess I don't mind? As long as they're not pulling it then I guess I'm okay? Unless we're in a bedroom idkusisjsisjsoe Kind'a envy people with short hair bc the shower products lasts. Or in your case, you don't use any anymore. I literally have a hair claw dedicated for shower use to hold my hair up while it's conditioning and it gets tiring. Anyway, curious what Dela Calle tastes like. I'm imagining a big Yakult-flavoured drink with carbon. Which honestly doesn't sound enjoyable 😵 Excited to see your content for spooky month! Looking forward to your Edward Cullen era, Crunch! Hugs and scritches to you! 😙 PS. Please tell your Mum I love her work! ✨💛

cherucaustic

Hiya! Goodness I wish it could be monsterboy month more than once a year. Not one anyone mentioned and maybe not really a monster but spooky adjacent would be a ghost boy I think it could be very sweet. But anyway I’d sell my soul to a particular incubus if he could make my vamp!Crunch dreams come true. He wanna finally make that deal? 😉 I could talk about my relationship with hair absolutely forever. I have extremely curly, thick, frizzy hair and growing up I violently rejected it I would chemically relax my hair and then when I got into highschool I straightened it every day before school (hello permanent damage nice to meet ya). The older I got the less I cared and I just tied it into a bun and forgot about it. Covid honestly gave me the time to embrace and work with my hair instead of hating it and trying to change it thanks to the curly girl method. I don’t do the full thing mines modified like Mary’s is. But even modified my hairs never been healthier and my curls never better. I’m quite proud of my curl game tbh. As for other hair I do shave my legs underarms etc but pretty much only when I feel like it. I don’t wear tank tops or shorts/skirts/dresses so it’s not like people would know I did it or not. I probably do it a few times a month. On partners I guess I don’t like dictate body hair though I would prefer less hair than more. I 100% try to make my partner keep his beard and and manbun at all costs. He cut his hair and won’t grow it back out I nearly cried rip manbun 🥲 I hope you have a good visit home next month, safe travels and figure out your next adventure quickly. Have a good day Crunchy and chat 💗

Mrs. Dubose

Listening again. Re: new sfw series -- could Crunch be entering his podcast era?👀🤞

Cool Bean

That sounds like some exciting stuff coming up… For hair: I have light brown hair, it does tend to get lighter in the sun. I know how to take care of my hair now so its mostly in curls/waves versus the frizzy mess I used to have. Mmmmh. I do often times consider cutting my hair above my shoulder so I wouldn’t have to put it up for work. Extra tidbit: My dog has fluffy white hair and he got a haircut yesterday. Hope everyone has a nice week