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Hello there! Welcome new Patrons, long-timers alike. Hugs for those who want them <3

Here's a list of all of the monthly polled exclusives that have been posted so far. (Maybe I've missed one or two?)

Which one is your favorite? ~

December 21

[M4F] Just because I appreciate you so much [BFE] [Cuddlefuck] - LINK  

January 21

[M4F] Your boyfriend actually tries degradation [Rough? Mdom] - LINK

February 21

[M4F] Resolving our Sexual Tension by having you cum for me [Mdom] [Talking]- LINK

March 21 (2 audios!)

[M4F] You're always so good to me, dearest [Gentle Mdom] - LINK

[M4F] Hi dearest... Let's breed you [Breeding] - LINK

April 21

[M4F] What starts with an o and ends with verstimulation? [Overstimulation] [BFE] - LINK

May 21

[M4A] The Princess Bride - Watchalong - LINK

June 21

[M4F] There is no reason to be jealous when I already own you [Mdom]  - LINK  

July 21

[M4A] Breeding you once just isn't enough dearest [Gentle Mdom]- LINK

August 21

[M4A] No more work now, no. You're getting tied up. [Gentle Mdom]  - LINK

September 21

[M4A] Could you help me find this book? [Hold the moan] - LINK  

October 21

[M4A] An intimate experience [4th wall break] [Talk of realism] - LINK

November 21

[M4F] Caught you dreaming... [Supernatural] - LINK

December 21

[M4A] Maybe it'll be easier to pronounce with my cock down your throat [Language Tutor] - LINK

January 22

[M4A] Let me help clean those for you [Finger licking] [Finger sucking] - LINK

[M4A] I've decided that you should let me sleep on you [Catboy] - LINK

[M4F] There's absolutely no way I'll give in first... [Teasing] -

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February 22

[M4A] What if we took that step? [SFW] [Friends to Lovers - LINK

March 22

[M4F] Could you please fuck me to sleep? [Sweet] [L-bomb]- LINK

April 22

[M4M] or [M4Sirwithcockorfakecock] Can I please suck your cock sir? [Blowjob]- LINK

[M4F] This is what you wanted, right? [Gentle Mdom] [Bondage]- LINK

May 22

[M4F] Our future should have... [Domestic] [Impreg] [Creampie] - LINK

June 22

[M4F] Please, you win... [Morning tease] - LINK

July 22

[M4F] Knowing you want to be bred is just so fucking good [Gentle mdom]- LINK

August 22

[M4F] Keep saying you're my good girl, and I won't stop [(totally) SFW Moans] - LINK

September 22

[M4F] Does it fluster you when I look? [Hot spring] [Gentle Mdom]- LINK 

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yellow seong

Dec 21 is... best??? Makes me extra weak ngl 🤷‍♀️ June 22 comes second (pun not intended) Can't really hear the ac that much you're good 😗👍 Excited for your new content owo Have a safe trip back home! ✨ Do you still get scared with the modern horror movies? 🤨🤔 Lovely people in Chat please rec if you know some good ones! I'm the completely opposite of Crunch nothing scares me anymore i watch them to fall asleep 😭

vuhlen

Hello! As a recent patron and mainly lurking user I really do appreciate these audios. Whether NSFW or SFW they always find a way to help me calm down and unwind after the stress of work. I had been repeatedly listening to the ones on reddit before I finally gave in and bought the patreon. Gotta say, the guilty pleasure of lying down and listening to these audios has never felt better! Although this question was more aimed at older users, I would say the one audio I love and would recommend the most is the "Let's take it slow" audio. It never fails to make me fluster 😅. Hope you have a safe trip back home!

지훈

taking this as encouragement to re-listen to all of these 😌 my favourite is this year’s september audio. i think it’s my comfort audio… if that’s a thing? it’s a thing now anyway BUT ALSO last years september audio has a very special place in my little librarian heart 🥹 good luck getting back home ! 🤍🌱 i am currently coping with going from denmark weather to australia weather and it is NOT the vibe 🙇🏻

agaslumbers

man, time zones are weird. Crunch an hour ago: "I'm gonna grab some wine and watch horror movies, a nice evening activity." Me: "great, I'm gonna grab a large cup of coffee so i can wake up and go to work cause it's early morning" 🥲 soo, good morning from the future everyone, have a nice day! and July '21 🥴

Phantasm Cat

Hello hello everyone!! It is *incredibly* difficult for me to choose a favorite from the list, I remember when that first exclusive was posted and thought that was amazing. Then the next one was posted and thought that was amazing too, then the one came along amd the next and the next... Each one has a special place that satisfies whatever itch needs to be scratched in the best of ways, but if I really had to pick one, March 22 would have to be it. This is one I go back to for the sweetness, the sleepiness, and it just makes me feel really cheerful and bubbly at the end~ Now now now dude, why did you stop yourself from speaking there, my ears were perked up I tell you!! 😱 but whenever it is you decide to make that spanish audio, I wish you the best of luck. I'm sure you're able to come up with something amazing for it at your pace. There are movies out there that perfectly hit the spooky season without having to go too into the deep end of fright. Wanted to go down memory lane recently and watched Dracula (the 1930s one, Dwight Frye my beloved) and while it has its own spookiness to it, it hits the spot just right. But if you really want to watch a scary film, my hand is available for comfort 🤲 Good luck on your travels back to Denmark!! 🇩🇰 wishing you all the best, amd as always, stay safe meow meow 💙

solarpowerduck

hello! hi! indeed~ ty for this, I've been meaning to revisit your archives 🥰 i’ve been super duper sick and stuck in bed for a lot of the past couple months, so i’ve been appreciating audios a lil extra. my house has central aycee *and* heat, so i’m going full dad on controlling the thermostat and trying to stay energy efficient. and FUCKKK it brings meaning to my life 😩 harden yourself with horror movies ... phrasing 🧐 - hot springs: i imagined catboy crunch doing some splish splashing in a tub to create the sfx. it just tickles a part of my brain to know that presumably you did this? - finger licking: peak menace 🙄 - realistic 4th wall: i’m sure i’ve already written hundreds of words about this, but i also want to point out its cultural significance in the history of the “No, no~” kink - caught you dreaming: sorry but please get back inside my brain, more than you already were 😵‍💫 que tenga un buen dia! or are we on "tengas" terms?

Phantasm Cat

And psst, how about another watchalong? 👀 maybe something to fit the spooky season (but totally within your comfort unless you want your hand held or head scritched or shoulder to hide). Because of the last watchalong with the princess bride, every time I watch it I have to make sure it's on a day where I can order pizza in peace and have a buddy along for the ride~

Ange

Choosing a favourite is damn near impossible, even a top 3 is hard, but I’m going with (in no particular order): February 21, April 21, October 21. Honourable mention to The Big Tease January 22. Please don’t harden yourself too much, we like soft boi Crunch

Mrs. Dubose

Good morning. 😊💜 You were about to say what now??? 🤓 You're such a tease, lol. Haircut, huh? How did it turn out? The Haunting of Hill House is SO SCARY but it's so visually beautiful. It kicked off my obsession with long flowy nightgowns. I watched BBC's 2020 Dracula a few weekends ago which was more funny than it was scary (dry sarcastic humor), but I recommend it! And I also binged The Watcher recently. That one wasn't as much scary as it was a really tense mystery. I kept thinking i had it figured out but nope. Also good! Favorite audios offered without comment. 😳🙈 July 21, August 21, January 22 [teasing.]

Ange

I’m sure a lot of us are in the same “it’s so hard to pick a favourite” boat, but just scanning these and seeing nearly none of them are the same choice is so cool and interesting.

Acedia

March and April 22 and November 21, are my favorites I think. Maybe I should listen to them all again just to be sure ☺️. The caught you dreaming one has such potential. Hope you revisit that more. + Jan 21 is great too. The silly 'failed rough mdom' is so sweet while still being hot. I don't watch much horror/thriller/spooky movies because I don't want to watch them alone, and no one else I know likes them either 🥲. Campy Horror and Horror/Comedies are great though. Tucker & Dale Vs Evil had some good moments. I just figured out like yesterday that my apartment has central heating along with the AC. But just using my little fireplace heater in the bedroom is probably cheaper and definitely way more cosy 💙.

Invisible Skye

February 21 is my all time go to favorite. There are so many others that tie for #2, but that one? 🔥🔥🔥 It's still too early for me to be thinking. I'll come back in a few hours. Happy probably not your birthday. 🎂

Dreamer87

Hey!! 😮 - that was my face when I saw all of the links. There is still so much that I haven't had the chance to listen to. Maybe you'll share with us what scary movies or series you've been watching. I'm a lover of scary movies but there is no way I'm watching them at night. Sleep without nightmares is what I enjoy. Wishing you safe travels and thank you for the update.

aiden ♡

I return to May 22 regularly,,,I am so very weak for some domesticity <33 and a special shout out to January 22’s catboy crunch bc he’s an icon a legend a moment and the superior catboy among all I’ve heard

_S

lurk lurk lurk Haunting of Hill House was great, even though I shit myself the whole time. Shutter and The Ring (original versions for both) are the worst offenders for me though. Are you up for the challenge? lol Safe travels back to Denmark ❤️

Erin

Hi everyone, I’m brand new to Crunchy Patreon ☺️ Enjoying everything I’ve listened to so far. I’ve never been so grateful to speak Spanish or so bummed that I speak German and not Danish before finding your content 🥹