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Hello!So here's an hour of me talking. In an office with shitty sound, in the middle of the night. (I try to speak softly to keep the ambient echo to a minimum  ❤️)Hopefully the audio quality is made up for with content! So many things to talk about! Revealing (ish) where I have been for 3 months. Talking about my trip, about my current living situation, answering questions, hinting at content. I've got it all in here. Sleepy yawns here and there too, though.I hope you enjoy this silly mess!Hugs <3

also for comments, you can just comment on anything that I talked about. I might write replies too if you want to ask follow-up questions, so throw them down here! They'll be lovely to read through with my morning coffee ~

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Mrs. Dubose

An hour?! Yay! Thank you. 🥰

Phantasm Cat

Even if you didn't get hurt, your butt will still get some loving. Teehee~ An hour, let's go!!

Erin

And here I was thinking I was gonna get to bed at a reasonable hour tonight 🥹

Ange

Still listening, but also on my way with butt rubs! (I assume I’ll see most of chat there)

Phantasm Cat

So first listen is done, at the same time I was drawing and was busy just laughing so hard and loving your responses to all the questions here! To make up for the grocery list of questions, I'll keep this short. 1. "It's either I'm insane, in which case :chefskiss:" THIS RIGHT HERE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD 🤣 2. Hey. I'm mexican, and you just discovered our secrets to some fine ass guac. Impress me with your acquired guacamole skills 😈 It has to be a bit on the chunky side, after all, you have to trust abuela on this~ There's much more that's racing through my head, but I'll find the right words after the second listen. Thank you so much for being a good sport on answering all of our questions. You're wonderful for that, and for all that you do 💙 Stay safe, meow meow!

Dreamer87

Yes, you're right. I do very much enjoy listening to you ramble. Thank you for answering our questions 🧡

yellow seong

So nice to hear you safe back home! ✨ Never knew Tiger Balm is available in Europe???? If Salonpas is available in Denmark (the pain reliever patch), it feels more minty than Tiger Balm, might help you out with the butt pain 🤗 CRUNCHY I SWEAR THE BARBARIAN IS 10/10 EVERYTHING'S SO GOOD (also hello bill skarsgård). The build up, the actual plot is 🔥 Hearing people talk about love is so??? Warm? Heartwarming? It's so uwu Seeing, watching, hearing about love is probs one of my favourite things but I'd rather not be anywhere near it irl 💀 (Kind'a) missed the lunar eclipse too ☹️ Waited for hours only for it to be so cloudy 😭 Didn't see much of it when it was a red blob but did catch the shadow and got some pics but not my best ((and it's so frustrating lmao)) What you said about bad brain day is so profound. Thank you 🥺 Now how do I tattoo that on my forehead so I won't forget... And babes seong is like "song" 😆

CarelessWhisper

I apologize for my grammatical nightmare of a question. I absolutely never do it on purpose. My brain works faster than my fingers. 😮‍💨 Fried pickles are delicious! I highly recommend trying fried Oreos. Oh and fried green tomatoes. But definitely fried Oreos. I really enjoyed this ramble. It was a lot of fun. Especially appreciate your tips for bad brain days. In all my days it's never occurred to me to ask people to leave me alone. You're always so sweet to answer all our questions. Thank you ❤️

aiden ♡

bout to get ready for bed and take a listen while getting cozy 🥰 i don’t think i’ve ever heard of paddle tennis (?) so i’m gonna write that down and come back to it bc i’m curious lol hearing you talk about your experience speaking Spanish in the U.S. was so fascinating to hear so thank you for sharing <33 i think i kinda get what you were talking about bc this thing happened a lot in college where other black people would make cultural references and things while talking to me that i, someone who grew up with a Jamaican background, didn’t understand at all. it was always a weird thing to try to explain, but i never thought about how that cultural similarity yet difference (?) could happen in other contexts. oh i was just eating some chocolate too so we can share 😌💕

Ruth

Thank you for sharing, Crunch 🥰 the offer to climb still stands

Acedia

A-CAY-DI-A! Not that I care too much. But you have been struggling with this so I'm putting my foot down. Going with the Greek(?) pronunciation 😌 [You can only stay with a work visa or marriage.] "Next time on 90 day fiance~" lol I've never had a fried pickle even though they're (1)popular here and (2)I love pickles. They just seem like an abomination and too "Americanized" even for me. Fried Oreos tho. . .🤤 That feeling of being included in a community is so fulfilling. Whether that community be based around enthinicy, language, geography, culture, whatever, that shared experience brings a sense of belonging that's hard to define. I've been having to think a lot about my experiences with culture this month. So I've been full of feelings about it. I really look forward to the culture ramble whenever you do get around to it. "Fungi are more animal than plant and have complex neurological pathways. As a vegan are you okay with eating mushrooms?🎤" I'm being facetious but I actually kinda want to know the ethics of vegans eating mushrooms. I think the main argument is that they don't have central nervous system but neither do jellyfish really. Thank you for answering our questions. A whole hour of content 💙. We love to see it.

Ange

Thank you for this, Crunchy. I made it through and have a bunch of comments, but I think I’d rather just ask for your guacamole tips, stud 🥑

solarpowerduck

(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)☕💕 thank you for the serotonin, friend Everyone asked such interesting questions!! In the US at least, we just call them budgies or parakeets 🤣 Americrunchy slang 💀 I loooove hearing people's accents when they're trying to do other accents uwu I liked that this was one of your more vulnerable (?) rambles. I don't have much to say but I enjoyed lying on the floor and listening. Rambles always feel to me like those nights just sitting around with friends and saying some shit about life. aaaand I winced because my work right now is about in-groups and affinities, but holy shit that was all so interesting to hear, ty for laying it out Ugh I meant to just leave the cute emoji and not write a long response, but I compulsively need to express my thoughts and feel seen?? I think, therefore I said some shit on the internet, therefore I exist??? It's nice to hear your take on bad brain days. I've been, like, hella sick for several months and had to leave school and work, which has been actual hell!! for me as an obsessive personality! and workaholic! so it's forced me to work on how I set expectations for myself and see my value. all that is to say, I've been stuck at home with nothing better to do than think really hard about myself. so it was nice to hear from you about these things~ LMFAO "hEre's My cOcK 😘🙈💁🏻‍♀️" Bad brain day solidarity to anyone who needs it 🧡 hope everyone is drinking water and smiling today ✨

solarpowerduck

Also, good morning, Crunchy 🌞 Yes you, the Crunchy reading this.

🪿

Sorry you missed the eclipse! I hope you get to see many wonderful astronomical events soon (and sending hugs) 🤍💫

Erin

Thanks for answering so many questions! Good thing I’m not a cat…#curiositykills What vegan chocolate were you eating? You should try Rapunzel Nirwana vegane Schokolade - it will ruin all other chocolates for you 😮‍💨 We have shit roads because over 20% of our the federal budget goes to the military while only 3% goes to infrastructure and transportation and we give tax exemptions to rich men who act like children. Also when the department of transportation gets sued over the bad roads and people literally dying because of it they just pay out and still don’t fix the roads. ❤️❤️ You really gonna make us ask for you to share this amazing guac recipe 💀 It’s super easy to be vegan in Germany and the cost of living is much lower than in Denmark 🌚 There’s also a handful of vegan Christmas markets happening if you’re looking for a lil Udflugt

miss-bee-cat

A small tight-fitting man’s swimsuit is known in Australia as a pair of “budgie smugglers”.

Mrs. Dubose

Good morning! ☀ Coffee, breakfast, and time to reply. Taking the Lord's name in vain -- Growing up my family never cursed. We didn't even say darn or anything like that. But despite being a very sincere spiritual person, my Granny's favorite expletive was, "Jesus CHRIST!" She always had a way of exclaiming it at the most inappropriate times -- like in front of my sister's church mouse friends at her VERY conservative Christian college, or in front of our pastor or something. It was so silly and it always made me laugh. I love a good subversive, "real" Christian. I've adopted saying it in my adulthood because it reminds me of her and makes me smile. Me gesturing wildly and crying out to my phone -- "BUDGIE! You can just call it a budgie!!" 😂 Listen. My car doesn't have any dents. MAYBE the paint is flaking off in spots, but that's because of a recall that I haven't had fixed and it's not my fault. Pls. 😂 You would die where I live, though. Tons of the rural roads here are dirt and most people have trucks or 4WD because when it rains a lot they can become impassible. I have my nice newer car for everyday but I also have a 25 year old beater 4WD SUV (also no dents, thankyouverymuch, lol) for when my road gets bad. Re: Love. I think for me at least, when you're younger you just kind of ride the wave of feelings and it's just this whole mess of learning and growing and chalking it up to experience. But as you get older you realize more of what you want out of life and relationships in order to feel fulfilled, and that's when the heaviness of it sets in. You can't just go around giving your heart away willy nilly, or taking whoever offers theirs. It becomes about so much more than feelings and attraction. Like you said -- trust, but also respect, give and take, communication, all of those adult-y things that come with age and experience. It's nice, but sobering. (Grrrr, I keep accidentally hitting enter and having to edit. Patreon on a laptop is frustrating.) I love living alone and being independent. Wanna get married? Then you can go on your merry way and be free and live over here eating barrels of guacamole with abandon, lololol. Why is being insane chef's kiss?! Wise words about bad brain days. Thank you for sharing. I'm going to tuck away the thought about when you have a broken leg you don't walk. I'm bad about setting deadlines and goals for making myself to take action before I'm ready and then feeling stressed when I'm not up to meeting those goals. I've said this before, but your sister and nieces are very lucky to have you. You do good work, Crunch. Thanks for this ramble! It's always so lovely to just follow along wherever your brain takes us. I'm going to listen again later today to keep me company while I do some ironing and laundry. Happy Thursday! Hope everyone has a nice day today. 😊

Ecostacey

Signed up as a birthday present to myself (I turned 38 yesterday) this makes me happy