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[M4F] The Froid Gambit [Cold airbnb] [Let's warm up together] a little [French] [Cuddles] [Brr] [Kisses] [Very silly] [Cockwarming] [Creampie] a little [Lie] [Sweetheart] [Wrestling] [Himbo moment] [Warm towel] [Patreon Exclusive] (Patreon)

Published:
2023-01-29 20:18:22
Edited:
2024-05-06 00:21:27
Imported:
2026-06
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It's here! Crunch in France, the audio! It was cold here, and that inspired me to make this sweet scenario. Hopefully it'll help keep you warm <3Also. Please be gentle about my post-nut himbo moment. Towel warmers warm towels. I know that. Please.Thank you.Hehe.Bon appétit! 🥐

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lisa

now i have a reason to learn french - hope you’re having a good time over there! and as always; whoever reads this; have a wonderful day/night and smile, it looks good on you! 🫶🏼❤️

CarelessWhisper

Crimchi! I'm so excited to listen later! I can't wait! I'm going to bed early EARLY! 😆

Ange

OMG Crunch this was so fun!! The tumble? Ridiculous! I laughed and grinned so many times. Kinda sad we went all the way to France and didn’t get a single <> but I’ll get over it. (For the record, I am always here for himbo energy.)

Mrs. Dubose

CRUNCH. 😂🤣😂 You are the silliest man in the universe. This was so much fun. 🥰

Phantasm Cat

JUMPING JACKS, LETS GOOO!! 🤣 There is so much energy in this audio, and I loved every single second of it! The tension between the two in the beginning and mixing in cold hands with warm bodies (hot btw), your absolute silliness when incorporating those puns and that fall (I'm sorry but I laughed waaay too loud on that), and that finish, yes. Just yes. Très magnifique 🥴 Thank you for this wonderful (and lovely French pronunciations) audio! I will say, however, that after watching Last of Us, we're watching Brice de Nice. I'm sorry. We're in France here, it's a necessity. Stay safe, meow meow 💙

Acedia

This is such an adorable and fun audio 🥰. Warming up cold fingers in sensitive places: yes, but no, but please? 😊 I was gonna say, that fall sounded real. Don't hurt yourself lol.

Nicole

Tous les petits bisous pour toi. Rester au chaud et confortable. xx

Anonymous

menace crunchy gotta be one of my favourite genres the way i audibly gasped when you mentioned the last of us 10/10 that shit slaps. Wait, are you actually watching? Is it not too scary for you? 🫣

Anonymous
>>100682266

listened to this again because i was literally dozing off the first time (until i heard tlou lmao) the harry potter and queen's gambit references definitely made me think of that "nOT ME. NOT HERMIONE. YOU" wizard's chess scene 😭

Anonymous

im sorry crunch but did you fall in the middle of the audio??? 😭😭 if so, are you okay?

aiden ♡

using your thighs to warm up your hands is underrated 😤 this was such a treat ty crunch &lt;33

Anonymous

Good morning. I had to swing back by to say this audio felt extra spicy 🔥. I loved it. And I came here to embarrassingly admit how gullible I am. Because even though I clearly saw [Lie], as soon as Crunchy starts speaking I forget about it. I heard the lie and felt indignation at such a thing. Really thinking wow, is that what they do? That's so terrible. How awful. 😆 When the lie is revealed I was so surprised. 😂 All I could do was laugh at how dumb I am. Thank you for such a fun audio. ❤️

solarpowerduck

Anxious-but-loving himbo crunch is back, and this time he's saying "pussy" 😩 👌 Cold drinks in the cold &gt;&gt;&gt; what better way to warm up in the winter than with a beverage above freezing temp? Be well, stay warm ❄️

Anonymous

This was so much fun!!!! Menace Crunchy with himbo vibes?? It's so cold so let's warm each other up??? I couldn't stop smiling throughout the whole thing and even rewinded several times to hear some lines again 😆. The hints of catboy Crunch in this sealed the deal for me. What a way to end this month!

_S
>>100700551

I mean, so is warming them on someone else's thighs 😏

_S

My god I cried so much in Ep 3 of The Last of Us. I wasn't ready to feel feelings 😭 Also your towel warmer reminded me of the heat cupboard at my work. We keep medical stuff in there, but the other day my colleagues and I were passing around an IV bag from the cupboard to warm up our cold hands haha. I wish it were bigger so we could fit blankets in there too. And I'm with you, I'm all for drinking cold things in winter! Ice cream is best, although that's not really a drink is it? Aww Crunchy this audio was so cute and silly! Thanks for the cosy vibes and cuddles, your laughs never fail to make me smile. Stay warm and safe travels sir ❤️

Dixpourpre

I love this audio, it's so full of little audio details, it just made me feel like I was really there, I even felt cold at some point!. I love how you pronounced the words in French, as I imagined, you sound so sensual. You made me laugh, I just feel so wholesome after I hear you and your laugh. And the end... The Last Of Us, seriously Crunch, stop being so perfect. It hurts ❤️😆 Thanks for this audio, it's one of my favorites now!!!

chloe

diagon alley 🤓☝️ (im reading a harry potter fanfic while listening to this, fun fact)

fleurfaust

French audio!! How come I only find out about it now!! 😳 Your French as usual is the cutest (and makes me melt) but also coupled with all the silliness… it’s so cosy and sexy at the same time! 🥰 Perfect combo if you ask me! (Which you did btw). Merci pour petit chou ! 🤭 Now I’ll go back and listen to it one more time hehe

Ellis

Please do more French audios 😳 I'm learning French at the moment so it will be purely educational, I promise (je promets). I love silly audios like this. *However*, as someone who is always cold, I was so annoyed when you revealed you turned off the heating on purpose lmaoo. I would absolutely have made you stay on the cold floor 😭 Apart from that, I loved this audio. I only wish I had listened to it sooner