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[AMA] Answering your questions, while in bed! [Cosy ama] [March 2023] (Patreon)

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2023-03-17 15:55:28
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2024-05-06 00:19:38
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Feel free to reply to my answers, or otherwise discuss (maybe even answer some of them yourself) down in the comments below. I'm traveling today, so I'd love to read what you have on your mind while I'm on the road.  And thank you again so much for these questions! I love how engaged you are, it helps me learn more about what sort of thoughts you, my sweet patrons, have these days ❤️  Enjoy!edit: I uploaded an unedited version of the AMA, and in trying to fix it just crashed the previous post. So here's the edited version! (The only edit is that I misspoke one name, so to those of you who heard me frustratingly snap for my error.. no you didn't! hehe.) 

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yellow seong

Ah. I was so close to gaslighting myself that there's something wrong with all my devices because I couldn't play the one earlier lol thank you Crunchy! Safe travels 🥰😗

Dann

Have a safe trip! :)

Mrs. Dubose

My brow is furrowing (in the thinky way.) Lots to ponder before responding properly, but I will say that your vibrator answer is partially true? I have a We-Vibe Melt because of you, although I don't keep it out on public display. 😂 Coral was my color of choice, lol. Be safe traveling!

swandle

you mentioned chainsaw man and triggered my weeb instinct. that song goes so HARD. i love the whole track, especially when it slows down a little near the end. i could easily listen to that song while driving, get lost in it, and end up going 80mph (128kph) on the freeway heheh. ok I also wanted to comment on other things but I was gonna wait until the end however once I heard chainsaw man i got too excited. thanks for answering my question btw!

Phantasm Cat

That intro and ending thoooo(getoutofmyheadbutdon'tbutdobutdon't) 🤣 that makes me highly curious on what the next audio is going to be if your mind was still stuck in that space There's so much to unravel here, and I loved all the questions and your responses to them! I really liked your answer to what you hope never changes. Optimism can be a powerful tool for someone to possess, especially in times of hardships/previous hardships that anchor us. I've met a few people that have dealt with difficult situations in their life, and to those that have held on to hope and positivity (even if that positivity is a slice of pizza or a hug or a soft bed) helped my understanding of how beautiful life can be. I too hope this piece stays with you in the long run, as it's an admirable and beautiful aspect of your character. As for sincereness/genuineness in audios, I believe that's one of the many reasons why I love listening to your content. I can pick any audio, any at all that's been produced for the past few years, and each and every one has this familiar feeling and entity of comfort and honesty. Any little thought of insincerity is easily picked up in my brain, and it can feel off-putting, so your efforts to include as much sincerity into your craft is always cherished 🥰 So much to think about and respond, but will stop here. Thank you so much for this sweet cuddly ama, and I will save you from every house centipede and roach that crosses your path, and ride every scary ride on your behalf (speaking of bugs, I've been obsessed with photos of peacock and phidippus spiders lately. They're just too cute!!) Have a safe trip, meow meow! 💙

V

Ah...I can't find any links to show an example of ear blowing in nsfw stuff because I bought them as R-18 CDs from a Japanese website I like to shop on. So I just have them as files on my computer. I can't find free samples other than linking to sfw stuff which is just labeled as "Ear massage" or "Ear Cleaning" so, it's not the same... Is there anyone else reading this that likes ear blowing? I don't wana be the only one...oh no lol I tell my husband to blow in my ear when I'm close, it's so hot and feels so fucking good! Go try it and then come back and help me ask Crunchy to make audios with ear blowing, please haha

Mrs. Dubose

Okay, back with my long comment for your traveling entertainment. Hopefully Patreon doesn't eat it. I think if your optimism has persisted up to this point in your life, it's here to stay. It sounds like it's a pretty innate part of your nature, which is lovely. Because at the end of the day there IS always pizza. No matter how hard life gets, there's always something to be thankful for or something to enjoy. I think that's a big part of why so many of us find comfort and enjoyment in this space you've built. You get it. It's the little things that keep us going sometimes. Zombie apocalypse - I would choose the commune for the reasons discussed, or if that wasn't an option I'd choose to be alone. It would be easier to move about undetected as a single person. And feeding into that, my special skill is being quiet. I can move around quietly, and also sit very quietly for long periods of time. I'd be a great scout, or be very good at hiding alone. Pronouncing my name re: Miss vs Missus Dubose. Both are correct in the American South, but I like it when people just call me Dubose. As far as choosing paths and making life choices, well... sigh. The world is overwhelming indeed. But it's never too late to make a change, thank goodness. We try and we learn and we adjust course as needed. Thank you for your answer and insight on that. ARISTOCAAATS! My sister and I wore that VHS tape out as kids. I can still sing all the songs. 😂 "She's not a lady! She's nuthin' but a sister!" ❤ Crunch: "I'm not gonna get horny." *proceeds to make himself and everyone else within earshot horny* 😂 This must be soooome kinda special upcoming nsfw audio. 👀 Thank you for this, Crunch. These are always so much fun and good company during the workday. I hope you settle in nicely at your next destination! 🤍

agaslumbers

Hehe, about the ✨️vivid imagination✨ - up until a couple months ago I was one of those people that only saw like… some shapes and not much detail when listening to audios. But since around autumn I've been directing whole ass movies in my head. I don't know where this all came from, but I'm not complaining 😄 And lol, I swear it isn't weird that I know this, but there's a satisfyer toy that's literally called Crunchy 🤣 I work in a marketing-adjacent field and we were working with this one online sex shop when I found out about it. I had to do a double take but I suppose it's just a regular adjective, right? 😆 Safe travels!

Ange

Thanks for this, Crunchy. I will happily take a coffee and some kisses at the café! Nice to hear “good worklust” again, it was always very cute to hear when I’d pop into streams on my lunch break and then have to go back to work. I don’t know about the ear blowing thing, but maybe if (after travels?) you wanted to pull out the binaural mic for some sweet soft very close whispers, I would not be opposed. Like, at all. Not even one single tiny protest. I appreciate that you want to be authentic in your audios, I think you’re right that it shows when someone is being disingenuous in that regard. I would rather hear fewer audios than have you pump out a bunch of content where you aren’t feeling it. Quality > quantity, always. I hope your travel day has been decent, and just in case, happy birthday, Crunch! ☘️

Nicole

You discussing not wanting your spicy audios to sound like something you’ve done before got my attention. I’ve never found your audios repetitive. However, they are *familiar* and I appreciate how much comfort can be taken from that. Your sincerity and intimacy and authenticity adds a depth to your audios that is so special, particularly in the current space. They remain unequivocally YOU and I think it’s safe to say it’s why we’re all here. xx

Dixpourpre

This was very entertaining! It's awesome how can people come with the questions, some are really good, they made me wonder about myself. About the honesty of the audios, you are so right! I've listen to some other creators and you can perfectly tell when they're just not feeling it and it's just a big turn off. It's like finding out someone is faking an orgasm :/ you just stop trusting them. So thank you for staying true to yourself and do the things you truly feel committed to. The music! Omg I'm so gonna save those songs on my playlist and feed it, I've been trying to find new styles and vibes, this is a perfect way to start. Maybe you could start a playlist, I mean not on Spotify but maybe here some list with recommendations? Would be kinda cool. Thanks for answering our questions! I can feel you are interested about our feedback and thoughts and that's just lovely. I hope you have a safe trip, I can't wait for the audio! BTW when you approached to the mic to say you wouldn't get horny, it gave me goosebumps and weak knees haha. Take care!

Dreamer87

Just here to say that listening to you ramble will always be among my favs. Safe travels 🧡

_S

- Tbh when people say they want to come to Australia I'm like, why? Hahaha. But I guess there are a lot of things I take for granted here since it's my home. I can at least say the coffee here is good (but my city has the best~ ☕). I can get behind NZ though, it's so pretty!!! Definitely worth visiting if you like nature walks/hiking and scenery. Strangely the "sheep are everywhere" stereotype is kinda accurate too (sorry NZers) 😅 - @GinaBeloved If you see this I forgot I wanted to reply to your message in the AMA questions post lol, but I like collecting fridge magnets from my holidays! My favourite is a salmon sushi magnet from Japan 🍣. Do you have a favourite postcard from your travels? - I know the idea of "Nil By Mouth" as a song title is probably meant to be cool but it feels kinda funny to me since I associate it with work. Like it might as well be called "Nil By Mouth For 12 Hours, Surgery At 8am" or something like that 😅. Also, wasn't a huge fan of Chainsaw Man but I agree Kick Back is a great track. - Hit on Your Girl: I kinda like this! It's long though haha. Is the song before it on the album meant to be an intro to Hit on Your Girl? If you combine the two together it's like 10mins! Definitely a "sit down and pay attention" experience. I listened to a few other tracks, Toxic Brother and I'm Your President are good too. Also got fed a Spotify playlist for Neo-Psychedelic Rock and saved some songs from there from there so uhh... I guess this is a thing I like now? 🤔 - The Last of Us is great, enjoy the binge! Probably the best example I've ever seen of a game being translated so well to TV. Ep 3 is a great standalone short story episode too (like the Diner episode from The Sandman). Anyway, those were unexpectedly serious answers to my questions, but also understandable. Sorry for bringing up some bad memories, but thank you for sharing all the same. And thanks for the AMA and answering everyone's questions! Always appreciate the content you put out, and honestly don't think think there's ever been a point where your audios have felt repetitive or insincere to me. Sending you hugs for your safe travels ❤️

Acedia

But unless the cops were wearing earplugs you could easily just sing your way out of police custody. But two super powered singers just randomly having a duet battle would be cool to see/hear 🎶 🔫*spraying you with water like a troublesome cat* That kind of self sacrifice is probably unhealthy. Now you have to join the group so I can keep an eye on you lol A tight knit, loyal group is gonna have less infighting and better direction and communication than a larger group. And would use less food/resources too. Any large groups with any kind of cohesion are probably gonna be some kind of cult. But I'm biased in that I have very little social skill or patience for that kind of thing, so that would be nice to have on the team. I was jealous of Bill's prepper town all locked up in electrified fences. Living with just a few people in a well fortified area would be ideal. But it all depends on leadership, and I definitely don't want that responsibility. 🙈 Glass toys are pretty. If we're talking about cute/artsy toys that aren't super obvious. (*edit I just learned they do make glass vibrators! I must investigate further.) Thank you for the ama and answering our questions. Really curious about the upcoming audio now. Can't wait! 💙

DeeZastris

Alle barna skrev dikt, utenom Knut, han kunne ikke rime.

CarelessWhisper

An AMA that's less than an hour? That's new 🤭 I love hearing you talk, I find it soothing and grounding. I'm so tickled you listen to Patrice Rushen 😍 Can confirm you have sensitive listeners. It's the fact that you put so much care and consideration into your craft. 🥲 Like Nicole said, they feel familiar. Crunchy audios feel like an emotional thirst trap and they just hit different. Sir, you've been in quite the mood lately 😏. I've noticed my friends and I have also been in quite the mood. I think it's because the skies are still blue at 7pm. I am really looking forward to the audio you just recorded 👀. If you're excited for it I know it's gonna be quite the treat. Thank you and safe travels ❤️

Starlight

Thank you for answering my questions crunch🤗🫶🏼 Hope your happy and safe wherever you are🙏🏻 For the first question my answer was the way human beings inspire each other, it’s something about how you can make people do things that they would never thought they would do or be good at. Smiling at strangers, I do it all the time and sometimes it puts me in an stupid awkward situation, but I can’t help my self when I see beautiful people everywhere. The beginning and ending was ooof you can’t do that man I listened to this while being at work, I was trying my best not to show it on my face😫 And I’m so excited for the next audio, I’m sure it will be good as every one you did🤗 Again thanks for answering all of our questions 🤍 stay safe and have lots of fun 🫶🏼🤍

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Ok Love, thank you so much, take care ♡♡♡

DeeZastris

Relistening to this, I have to say I really admire how you've retained your positivity and, hmm, I guess love for people? As someone who had to grow up fast too, I find myself at the other end of the spectrum. It's really hard for me to let people in and let myself be loved, so I really look up to you for how warm you still seem despite everything. The world makes it too easy to harden your heart and make yourself cold, so thank you for putting all this warmth and softness out here Cromch ❤