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[M4F] Fucking the dorkiest virgin clone in the universe [Sci-fi] [Sweet] [Spaceship] [One bunk] [You're cute] [His first time] [Whimpers] [Creampie] [Rambles] [Water pirates] [Corn that goes pop] [Early access] (Patreon)

Published:
2023-04-13 15:59:17
Edited:
2024-11-21 21:27:06
Imported:
2026-06
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Here is part 2!How do you explain to someone who doesn't know what corn is, what popcorn is? What is a water pirate? How does ftl travel work? Does being a space pirate get you laid a lot? All the answers and more available in this very audio! (there's sex too, don't worry, he's very cute)

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Phantasm Cat

Captain Crunch delivers 🙌

Alyssa Baxter

Can't wait to listen to this when I get home, I just know it's gonna be lovely! I'm a new follower/fan, been listening to your audios a lot the past week, they've brought a lot of comfort and reassurance, so I wanted to send a thank you 🥰

_S

I'm just imagining how confused you'd be if you landed on that "Everything Is On a Cob" planet from Rick and Morty without knowing what corn is as a reference point. Maybe you'd actually live there and not freak out like Rick 😂 Good timing on the upload! Will listen as I sleep... Then probably again when I wake up. Goodnight~ ❤️

Phantasm Cat

Okay, so I had to sneak this in while at work (you know those moments when you *really* shouldn't but just had to? Yeah, that), and I am literally blushing like a red hot tomato on a sunny day and it is quite difficult to hide that. Especially the whispers of yours, the breathing, all those sweet kisses, and the way you had to muffle your moans during the end... mhmm, yup, too cute. To good. Dorky virgin clone deserves all the love 🥰 And now I want popcorn... thank you for this one, Crunchy 💙

Anonymous

Just out of curiosity, Crunch, how much of the technical talk is really science? This was so sweet and hot. Dorky virgin Crunchy is one of my absolute favorites, and the whispers and soft tones of this were completely delicious. Thank you for this. 🤍

V

This is really good. Very fun, one of my favorites now for sure

crunchyva
>>106282571

Oh I’m just talking out of my ass, but it’s definitely science-adjacent. Most importantly 100% science in this sci-fi scenario 😋🌱

Anonymous

i loved the rambles in this one! dorky space boy crunch is definitely one of me favorites now, everything about this is so sweet and intimate🤭💓

Sachieo

So cute, I can’t. Definitely one of my favourites🥰

Acedia

Exploring bodies, the final frontier lol. Dorky virgin clone!Crunch is the like the polar opposite of the rouge-ish confident Han Solo/Star lord type of space pirate but it makes him more cuter and more lovable 💙 The explanation I remember for teleportation is that basically you'd have to be destroyed atom by atom and then remade as clone elsewhere for that to work, and there's a lot of problems with trying to do that to living things. There's the ethical delima of "would that be really you?" and the technical aspect of putting you back together just right so you don't just show up as 'people soup''. (But that explanation was from years ago and that might be wrong.) But quantum computers can do that with photons apparently so maybe they'll make some more breakthroughs at some point with that kind of technology. I do love the narrative scifi/fantasy type audios and this one was really fun.

Anonymous

This was so great. I'm biased of course because sci-fi is my favorite genre 🚀 I was really emotionally invested in the story and the sexy bits were so freaking hot with the whispers and the whimpers and the sweetness. So good. I agree with what Bunny said above, Crunchy sounded so pretty 😍🥴. Honestly cannot wait to listen to both parts again... and again 😌🎆🎇 Thank you so much ❤️

Anonymous

🎶 Mama I'm in love with a starsilk smuggler, he *is* very cute 😁 such a fun storyline and I agree with everyone above, the sexy parts were sooo pretty 💫

Dixpourpre

I need more of this please!!!!!!

Anonymous

I think Ive realized something about myself... I am a complete sucker for any kind of whimpering or whining. Its just so sweet and needy, CHEFS KISS

systemtrei

We don’t need a particle Physicist, of course I know spacetime relativity and thermodynamics. Yes, let’s be interstellar smugglers together. I’ll be your new co-pilot and yes I can do vector calculations (I lied earlier). My favorite audio! Nerdy science talk is the hottest foreplay imo. Also, fucking in a spacecraft in warp speed! Mile high club who?