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[M4A] Sleepy cosy update ramble thing [Travels] [Exclusive] [Horny brain talks] (Patreon)

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2023-06-29 21:23:23
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2024-05-06 00:13:50
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Hi lovelies, I'm in bed and I wanted to talk to you a little so here's me! Talking a little. Looking forward to reading you answers while I doze off or wake up in the morning tomorrow - probably grabbing a coffee and people-watching.Sending a digital hug (and kiss...) for anyone who wants

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Phantasm Cat

Earbuds in! Sending you many cuddles and kisses back, and hope you have pleasant dreams once you get there. Sleep tight 🌙

Tenderest

Dropped everything to listen and your voice is just the perfect thing after a long day (was not ready for you to randomly be in my country tho haha) sleep tight✨

Hannah

Two things 1. your voice melts my stress and anxiety 2. listening to your audios has actually been helping me get more comfortable with intimacy so genuinely thank you for your efforts 😊💛 SFW A: cold sweet watermelon NSFW A: The last couple years almost daily. I’m very sensitive so thoughts will do it, pleasant smells DEFINITELY do it. It plagues me a bit lately, I had to move back in with my family so there’s not much alone time anymore 🥲

swandle

hmmmm, those are good questions. I hope you are ready for obnoxiously long and detailed answers so for the first one imma try to keep it short. Im a food scientist, so I could honestly talk about food all day lol. I love umami, salty, savory tastes in my mouth. I love cheese and meat and mushrooms and oil, anything that coats the tongue with a nice rich flavor. What is even better is when the salty umami profile is balanced with something sweet. Like eating sharp musky cheese with cured meat and some kind of jam or preserve. Or eating something rich and fatty but is cut with acid, like creamy pasta with arugula coated in olive oil and lemon juice. Or my favorite, squeezing fresh lime over some slow cooked shredded meat. I guess to sum up my answer I just love to eat lol. If the food has a balanced flavor profile, it takes me to cloud 9 second question! ummmm id say not too often. I rarely am turned on without external help (like other people doing something attractive or seeing someone i find attractive or watching/listening to something attractive cough cough) and even then other things turn me on maybe once a week?? my sex drive is pretty low unless im in a certain part of my cycle. for weeks ill even forget that sex or masturbating is even a thing haha. I wasnt always like that though, I had no so great experiences in college 😔 but im chillin. happy to have found the nsfw audio community, it has helped so much.

rosie tuppin

surge prices for travel are crazy atm with all the beautiful weather 😭 but i know you’ll adore germany — it’s perfect for long walks and architecture geeking. sfw: i am forever and always an ice cream girl. i will consume whatever is sweet and creamy like it’s my last meal. stracciatella and mangue have always been my summer staples and frankly i’ll never ascribe to the sad and twisted coffee/mint ice cream agenda of adulthood 🫡 nsfw: quite literally all the time lmfao. i’m hyper sensitive to touch and sound and everything and just generally horny as can be 🥸 i used to feel pretty ashamed about that, but i’ve got an incredibly open minded friend group that has helped me normalise it <3 plus a great therapist~ safe travels and sweet dreams beautiful boy!

Ange

Crunchy you sound so cosy, I’m coming over. It’s been fun seeing you back on twitter. And the lenses? Yes please, keep them coming forever. (But seriously, are you ovulating?) SFW A: what’s most refreshing can depend on my mood or even where I am. Lately I’ve been trying to titrate the perfect iced black tea lemonade with a bit of raspberry. All time comfort cold thing is Diet Coke - my truest vice. NSFW A: um… a lot lately? The older I’ve gotten, the more comfortable I’ve gotten with my body, the sexier I feel, and it’s like a positive feedback loop: feeling hot makes me think about hot things which makes me feel hot, and so on. I was also on hormonal birth control for a lot of years, and while it (thankfully!) served its purpose, having a natural cycle deffffinitely affects horny times, so there’s an ebb and flow.

agaslumbers

Ahh your murmurs sound so comfy 💚 I think I have a different favorite summer drink every year lol. Over the past couple of years I went through an obsession with freshly squeezed grapefruit, then pear-flavored sodas, strawberry mint lemonade, and right now it's this one mango-apple juice with no added sugar 😊 For some time now I get horny a lot more often in the morning than in the evening, and at least partially it's your audios fault, with all these lazy morning scenarios 😋 oh also, every couple of months I have these weird phases, where I search for like, kinkier stuff (mdom, dd/lg, stuff that I'm usually not really into). I don't know why, it's fun, but then I quickly come back to the usual, sweet and spicy scenarios. Your content definitely made me look at intimacy in a different way, you're so good at conveying these little moments of tension and affection, crunchman. Have fun in Lübeck! I was there with my friends last year, it's a beautiful city 💚

Amber

Very glad I joined your patreon today!! hopefully the weather is nice in Germany :) sfw: salmiak liquorice, especially those small salmiak liquorice pastilles like läkerol nsfw: just got out of a long-term relationship so I'm a bit reluctant I guess? Idk it raises a lot of emotions and just no. small steps at a time Anyway have a nice holiday and thank you :))

Phantasm Cat

Crunchy! You sound oh so cosy here, your voice is a warm hug and I'm sending so many in return! Flight prices are insane, I swear!! It's a shame you can't do those travels that were initially planned, but at least something was able to be accommodated for you. Let's go, Germany!! And let me tell you, you have been an incredible tease the past few days, because oh. my. goodness. dude. You have been much more than needy, mah dude, and I'm happy you are having fun with it. That's what matters 💙 Let's talk about mouths in a completely sfw manner! For starters, I crave cold, icy water. Especially right now. The huge contrast to a warm tongue is the best feeling, and when you feel that rush of coldness travel down your throat and to your belly? Please. And chewing on ice. A lot of it. But if you want to talk about flavors, I crave the fruits that are tangy and tart. The best one I can describe is when you eat a pomegranate. I usually say I like guava (and hell yeah, I do. Give me all those balls pls), but I have to say the pomegranate is my absolute favorite fruit. Literally, if you want me to fall in love with you and feel all mushy, just give me a pomegranate. The opposite of this would be savory sensations like buttery mushrooms with nice herbs mixed in. Or beans. Any beans. Any flavor, prepared in any way. (Edit: because I'm thinking more on it. Flavor of chips! Most of time I like to go for simple regular ol potato chips, but sea salt and vinegar is my :chefskiss: when I want to feel dangerous in the snack aisle) For the nsfw question. Because of the erotic audios that I've been listening to in the past few years, I've been able to become closer with myself sexually and understand that it's okay to feel aroused for my own pleasure, and even more important to have a comfortable space where I can in a way show that with like-minded people who also feel the same. There are moments when my mind is in a complete dry spell, either due to stress or bad brain moments or just too busy overall. But there are moments when the horny ocean is on high tide, and I'm craving and enjoying every wave that passes. Arousal is mental productivity, it brings excitement and adrenaline, endorphins are pumping, and when you finally give in and release it all, it feels incredible and makes my brain and mind at peace. I will say this horny ocean has been pretty active lately, and I have absolutely no complaints there~ Thank you so much for this sweet update/ramble! Have a sweet and safe time in your travels, and oh dear we're getting ready for our graves tomorrow because of that exclusive, aren't we?💀 You're wonderful. Stay safe meow meow 💙

yellow seong

Enjoy your trip, Crunchy! Kisses and cuddles to you 🫶 Also dang it, how did you know I'll use your pics as wallpaper 😩😝 Ngl, I laughed at the first Q since you already said what I wanted to say 😭 But yea, I like cool things! Cold lemon, ice cold water, and most definitely strawberries (I'd travel for a good strawberry shake. I'm not even kidding). As for the other one... Almost all the time. I'm fairly easy to turn on (eye contact, touching, playing with my hair etc) but I think I'm good at hiding it so it doesn't really affect me as much as I think it should? Everyone at work won't let me hear or see things about anything sexual as if I'm a baby because they think I'm uninterested and innocent. I am not. And the things I would do would shock them for sure. I sometimes take boudoir-style photos when I'm feeling it so whoever gets a grip on my phone, hope they have a blast. Pun not intended.

Lindsay Graff

I'm so jealous of anyone with the level of freedom to travel. Being stuck in one place, a place you don't even like, is very corrosive to the soul. I am happy you're able to get away and see the world. I am loving all the Lenses you've been giving us. They're like a small peek into your world. Would you be open to doing a poll where we get to pick an option for a Lens? 🤔 Anyway, I think lemon is a very refreshing flavor. Nothing like a cold glass of fresh lemonade on a hot day. Sometimes I think what I call horny and what others call horny are two different things. I usually only get physically aroused a few times a month. But I'm often emotionally horny, if that makes any sense? Lol I think about NSFW stuff all throughout the day, usually. And I thoroughly enjoy listening to NSFW audios and erotica. Please don't stop creating audios, Crunchy. You're too good at it. And we love you too much. Also, nothing is ever TMI, coming from you. I wanna know whatever you're comfortable sharing with us. ❤️

ianne

Well since you asked. - Whenever I want something cold, or I order someplace new to me, my go-to drink is either cookies and cream or chocolate flavored. That's my basis on whether I will order on that place again in the future or not. I don't know why, I just like the taste of a cookies and cream flavored drink. - I am most likely aroused a week before and a week after my period. It is the most intense 3 days before and after the period. It's the hormones, I guess. But since this is a safe space, I will admit that opening Reddit and Patreon on a random day will definitely make me horny in a snap, like literally, even when I am not thinking about it. What can I say, I am aroused very very easily 😆 But I can also control it, in a sense that if I'm doing something SFW, I can pause the NSFW thoughts then maybe continue it when I get home. I hope you are happy and safe wherever you are, Crunchy. Have a wonderful day! < 3

Acedia

Horny, needy Crunch does make for good spicy content tho lol (If the 'tmi' thing doesn't get better, go to a urologist. It's nothing bad, but they might be able to help.) Sfw: Half and half tea/lemonade is so good. 🍋 Nsfw: Nearly every morning, which is coincidentally when I have the least amount of time to do anything about it 😩 Have fun traveling, be safe 💙

CarelessWhisper

Hi Y'all! Welcome new Patreons ❤️ SFW: I really enjoy ice cold sweet and slightly tart flavored water. Currently I am loving Joyba popping bubble tea. Popping the bubbles in my mouth is so damn satisfying. NSFW: I really relate to what Cat, Ange, and Lindsay said. I couldn't have said it better. I am prone to bouts of what I think of as chaotic arousal, usually when you're in a mood and now my friends are in a mood and we are all just worked up being chaotic as fuck. It's actually the best. It can be really hard sometimes to do nice things for yourself. It can feel really selfish but becoming a Patreon here is one of the best gifts I've ever given to myself. Thank you for all you create and share with us. ❤️

Lindsay Graff

I'm also demi and I absolutely think that has a lot to do with my limited horniness. Lol It has to be something just right to light my fire. Also, the exhaustion part, that is 100% me as well. Stress and exhaustion will sap your mojo like nothing else.

Helena

My grandma was from Lubeck! I've been there a few times, it's so nice, I hope you enjoyed it!! I hope you got some marzipan (I just looked and marzipan in general is usually vegan so that's neat!), and if you did or do, just know I'm insanely jealous. I hope your travels are safe and lots of fun! To answer your questions: SFW: I really like lemon-y refreshing drinks, and cold drinks especially. (ask to see my lemon tattoo, it's one of my favorites). So, some cold beverage with lemon flavor? Perfection NSFW: I get horny probably a couple times a week? But not every week. It's changed as I've changed. I will say, sometimes I struggle to identify if I'm feeling horny or if I just want some physical affection in general. I struggle to express myself so I'm still relatively touch starved, but that's life

unbelievable_girl

Ok, I'm fairly new here but I've enjoyed your audios on GWA for a while. Really glad I can support you❤️ SFW - everything but vanilla. I love citrus fruit. NSFW - it depends if I'm in a relationship. If I am I'm horny a lot😅 every day, multiple times a day. If I'm single hormones make me really horny for that one special week a month🤣🤣🤣

Rose_Collins

Newish patreon here ❤️ (loving it) I used to get crushes so often as a teenager (still do as an adult 😅) but i would always have one main one that actually lasted for a couple of years. Sfw: I usually go for iced coffee/latte or ice cold water which I’ve preferred since I was little. Nsfw: lately it’s night time before I go to sleep or when I just wake up. So I guess when I’m relaxed and cosy?

Ellis

i'm a new patron but i'm already loving your sfw content (and nsfw of course). i could listen to you talk all day. i wish i could relate to the crush thing. i barely get crushes on anyone and i've identified as asexual/aromantic for most of my life. i've recently been questioning the asexual part though, thanks to you... heh SFW answer: not sure if this counts as refreshing but ice cream (most flavours). i guess it's refreshing when it's hot weather but i eat it all the time lmao. i'm also vegan (vegang!) so this would be vegan ice cream NSFW answer: up until very recently (a few months ago), i was basically never horny. the only time i can really remember being turned on a lot was when i was in a relationship. i started taking testosterone though at the beginning of the year to start my transition and that completely changed my libido and all that. it scared me at first because it was constant (and super annoying) but now it's levelled out and i'm getting used to it. it's still most days though but i can distract myself with stuff during the day so it's not so bad

ECS

Ok hold the phone- I can't believe you said you're vegan. That's fucking awesome. When I saw the 🌱 emoji , which is usually a nod to veganism, I thought, naaaah there's no way. Props to you fellow vegling