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Crunchy was sick! [Update] [Cosy Talks] [Exclusive info] (Patreon)

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2023-08-31 23:03:14
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2024-05-06 00:11:14
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So for the first time I have to post-pone the monthly polled exclusive by a lil bit.If you're not going to have access to the patreon next month, send me a message with your email and I will send you the audio. You're not going to be missing out, don't worry.I also have a few questions we can talk about over the comments when I wake up in the morning. The topics I mention in the audio are.. 1. favourite/disliked tropes in fiction and audios.2. your space / work area / creative space / physical space / home etc.I'm going to get some rest now. Goodnight ❤️

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cosymary5

Wishing you a speedy recovery! Don't beat yourself up about the exclusive, your health is more important ❤️ Also M4M audio? 👀 As for tropes, enemies to lovers supremacy 🙌, tho I only think this works in fantasy not contemporary settings lol.

mandyjax

Hope you get well soon 🤍

Ange

The way my eyes snapped open at “M4M audio” (no jinx 🤞) Tropes: absolutely with you on the “she breasted boobily” man writing. I noticed last night while also making pizza that my oven is due for a good cleaning. Weird. I’ve slowly been working on making my home into what my bestie calls my Barbie Dream House. Just a space that makes me happy, with colours and flowers. I recently changed out my dark straight-line bedroom furniture for a cushy yellow bed, a deep teal dresser refurbished from the 50s, a duvet I love. It genuinely makes me smile every single day, and that’s awesome! I hope you’re feeling better soon, Crunch - and anyone who (like me) is dealing with a rubbish summer cold 🌿

Dixpourpre

I hope you feel better soon!!! Don't worry about anything else than your health 😀. My fav trope: enemies to lovers I think there's so much tension going on on those scenarios, I love it! As for my space I'm most of the time in three of them. Main office wich is on a really cool avenue in the city I live in, with an amazing view an free coffee... and then there's my office when I'm home (I have HO for a week and then I go to the main one and so on) that one I try to keep it clean and with no distractions but I have everything I need to stay at least for 8 hours and be creative. Then, my room... I love it, I have spend so much energy to make it cozy and to help me sleep, I have different lamps to make a great ambiance, I have plants, music, aromatherapy and my bed is as cozy as it gets, everything is back friendly and I even have a massage chair... that's my favorite place to be, I have trees outside my window and it's even designed as a Japanese tea room. What's your favorite space? Have you said that before? Ok I wrote enough haha have a great sleep!!! 💚🫰🏼

Phantasm Cat

Buckle up, buttercup. Cat do be typing. For the entire time you've had this patreon up, this is the first time you've had to postpone an exclusive. Trust me when I say this, that's is really impressive! I know it can hurt the brain to not reach a deadline you've put towards yourself, but one time is still okay. You've done your best and due to the circumstances, you're good to go, dude 💙 it's best to take care of yourself and make sure you place yourself first towards a steady recovery. M4m tho?!?! 👀 okay, my ears are screeching. Hi. Hello. Mhmm. Yes. I completely agree. General/Fiction tropes that I like: I love mystical themes, imaginative and exploration in a realm that doesn't exist in our reality. I've always gravitated towards books with these in mind, regardless if it's a mystical medieval theme, or a demonic entity that gambles your life over a game of chess (yes, there are plenty of stories with that). The more imaginative and artistically unusual, the better. (And yes, I agree on the man writing woman. Ugh. That gets me out of a story *fast*) For audio tropes I like: the sweeter and silly, the better. I love to feel safe in my mind, and audios help bring me into that world for the moment. While the audios may be spicy in nature, they also provide comfort and help ground me into this bubble of ease and reassurance. I must say, though, that those moments of neediness and desire for one another are quite the skin tingler as well~ My space is my mind. Willow trees. Flying. Vegan flan that actually tastes like flan. For the physical space, it's currently really hot today and I'm on the verge of recovery from a sickness as well. I even tried working out, too, but oh my goodness I have some catching up to do. One step at a time. And the same goes for you on that as well, eventually you'll be back on your feet in no time and in tip top shape. Halloween is coming up, so that means more opportunities for yearly house decor for me. Okay but having to wash in the tub brought back so many memories and brought a laugh out of me! I lived in an apartment many years ago with a tiny kitchen sink, so big loads had to be taken to the bathtub. My back was not happy, but those dishes were left ✨️sparkling✨️ Many cuddles, many head scritches, and sending some coffee your way! Sleep tight, Crunchy, and stay safe 💙

Amber

Get well soon! 💛 Ughh the housing market is horrible terrible shoot me in my foot. I live in a shared house with eleven others and one person living in idk what's it called a summerhouse maybe? So, eleven others and I moved here well basically bc of my last relationship. We kind of lived together here for about 4 years, we both had our own rooms in this house but we used mine to cook and dinner and stuff and his was more like the living room/bedroom. And now we still live in the same house, but separated. My room is idk 25m2 with my own kitchen and my friends say it looks like a little coffeeshop (not the Dutch kind) and I share the bathroom/shower with three others. And I'm done sharing a bathroom with younger people or at least with these people bc idk cleaning the toilet is not on their fucking to do list. Also my rental contract ends when I turn 27 and I'm almost 26 so I'm screaming, crying desperately trying to work my ass off to save money so I'm able to rent somewhere else but I have a cat which is usually not allowed in a rental house (idc tho taking him with me). And going back to my parents is a huge no, living there cost me more than 8 years of therapy. Speaking of my favourite activity TODAY i finally went to the doctor and I said to the very nice man: it's time for therapy again, take me back (fun! 😡) So right now, I'm sitting next to Felix on my couch and he's sleeping bc he's a lil old man and it's almost 2 o'clock (I started playing fallout 4 again and it's not okay). tomorrow is another working day BUT I'll have my own room at the office!! How professional, my own office but no house :) Okay let's see if Felix will join me in the bed, byebye 🧍‍♂️

Mrs. Dubose

We don't mind that the exclusive is postponed so you try not to mind either, okay? I know we like to beat ourselves up, but you're beating up someone I quite like, so just... don't please. 🙃 Tropes. My mind always goes blank when I'm asked this question but I'll try to think as I go along. I voted for the angsty exclusive NOT because I wanted to hear you angry, but because I would like to hear your version of makeup sex. You know when you've really been at odds with someone and have just been struggling to get it resolved? Especially if it goes on for a while. And you miss them. Even if you're mad at them, you miss them. Because they might be right there physically but there's still that emotional barrier keeping you apart. And then when things are finally resolved there's that intense feeling of closeness and intimacy and you can finally give in to neediness and... well. You know the rest. 👀 It's HOT. Yep. Cleaning the oven trays in the shower! Oh dear. Sometimes we just do what we have to do. 😂 But also, other peoples' oven grime is SO disgusting. I don't really understand why, but it's always infinitely worse than one's own oven grime. My home is both my castle and the bane of my existence. Owning an older home is turning out to be really hard. I love a place with character, a place with stories. It feels lived in and safe. But it also feels like something always needs to be repaired or dealt with. I had a plan to address/repair some of the functional elements first before making cosmetic changes to suit my personal taste, but at this rate I don't know if that's going to happen anytime soon. 😭 I'm a fairly handy person (barring major power tools), but this week I've had to call the plumber because I can't get the housing for the water filter unscrewed. (It's the big filter where the whole water supply enters the house). I don't know if it's actually stuck or if I'm a weakling. I've changed it before though, and I know I'm doing the righty tighty lefty loosey thing. I'm afraid it will break if I keep trying to force it, and I cannot express to you how much it hurts my SOUL to have to call a professional and spend money on this kind of foolishness. 😂 But as is always the case, I will be glad I did once it's fixed. You didn't say whether or not questions were okay, but if they are, here's one for whomever would like to answer. If you could have one feature in your house that you've always dreamed of (extravagant or otherwise), what would it be and why? Sleep tight, Crunch and Kitty. (Or maybe good morning by the time you read this!) 🤍

yellow seong

Crunchyyy~ Please don't beat yourself up about the content, it can wait. Your health and well-being always come first 🫶 Take a break, have a vacation somewhere, relax, go to a quiet beach, conquer the world, etc. Hearing you describe the oven makes me want to run to you and hug you tight 😭😆 I like meet cutes! Enemies to lovers, grumpy x sunshine (although I haven't read a good one where the guy is the sunshine), ✨fake dating/marriage✨, forced proximity 🙌 If I'm not reading romcoms, I usually read about people getting unalived and I fuckin love a whodunnit. I hate damsels in distress and when the only reason why the two characters are "in love" is because they have the hots for each other and nothing else is described. Irl, I'd fold so easily for people who speak multiple languages but when book people are implied that they are but only "speak" the same line for the entire book? 😭😤 Your audios are the only ones I listen to so I guess my favourite audio trope is Crunchy 🤔 My space is cosy! I think? I still stay in my parents' mojo dojo casa house as I'm usually not around anyway and they basically live in a different city. A corner has now transformed into a jungle due to the amount of plants I ended up having 💀 My shelves are up and full of books (and the one I made from scratch is still on the wall so that's great lmao), my figures are on display, makeup and skincare have a home, table is accessible to everything I need tldr my obsessions are within arm's reach and I'm really proud of everything as I did all of it myself 🥲👌 Anyway! Hope you feel better soon! 🫶 Warm hugs and little kisses 😙💛 Tiny pats for the tiny kitty as well 🥰

ECS

Favorite fiction trope: The reluctant hero. There's something about it that tickles me. Least favorite tropes : "the best of the best/ the chosen one" main characters ! Ah! They have no character flaws, and they can solve anything anytime, anywhere. As for audios, I like soft , warm voices and personalities. If an audio sounds like it would go with laying in a cozy bed with warm light, or sounds of rain, I'll probably like it ! A bit of teasing/ cheekiness is great, too. I'm into friends to lovers, coworkers to lovers, and most things that involve pent up energy and flirting 😏 Hope you're being kind to yourself and giving yourself the self care you need :)

agaslumbers

🤍 The timing of that living space question when my landlady just raised rent today :DD I sometimes wonder if it wouldn't be better to go back and live with my parents for a bit and save, but the money would probably have to go to therapy then 🤡 Also I'm kinda tired of renting, but definitely can't afford to have my own place yet. Style-wise it's kinda boring with lots of beige and dark green, plants, some knick-knacks and the trusty Ikea Malm collection. I'm trying to keep it comfy and tidy but kinda falling on the latter 🙃 🤍 "I wanted to try to be angry" ooh I'm curious! I voted for the other prompt, but this one sounds fun too! 🤍 I like when there's some fun dynamic between the speaker and the listener, like your audios are with the teasing and the jokes, I eat this shit up 😄 I think natural dialogue is big for me as well. I've just pulled an all nighter cause I had a deadline, but if I were sick I wouldn't care for the deadline at all. Get well soon crompch and don't worry about the exclusive

Gentlelove

Hi crunchy! I’m sorry to hear that you are sick🥺. Hope you’ll get better soon❤️. Take as much time as you need to recover, only do audio when u feel much better or completely better❤️. I think that being sick when you are alone is also very difficult and lonely… I can totally get that because I’m studying aboard in another country using my second language, without any family members being present and 0 friends I can meet on a daily basis( I’m a introvert person I do have friends but not from the same school except one and we don’t meet). I’m also having allergic reaction (shortness of breath) due to seasonal pollen and there are lots of other things I’ll have to conquer on my own (I broke down and cried yesterday night). So sorry for rambling, but I just want to say that I can relate the difficulties when being sick alone and I wish you all the best to recover soon. Drink hot water/tea, get lots of sleep, maybe do warm shower when I feel a little better. Take good care of yourself🥺. And for the audios preference : for me I’m really afraid of people being angry. I raised in a family environment that’s terrible with handling anger. All the negative emotions are not allowed and denied🥲but eventually it will turn into something way much more horrible (e.g. yelling, big quarrel…). So I’m even kind of intimidated of handling with other people’s anger, especially towards me. So I personally wouldn’t be very into the anger oriented audios🥺… (but no pressure! If it’s the highest voted one make it, I’m only saying about my feelings!) I prefer warm, soft audios and I love your strangers to lover/friends to lover audios… they are the best and the softest and as a female and a sensitive person I don’t feel uncomfortable when listening to these audios. That’s really rare🥹. I also love the teasing and 4th wall break in these audios! And you are the first voicer and first male that I heard the word “misogyny”. I had become a feminist since my second year in high school and I’m so, so glad to find out that you, my favorite voicer has awareness on male authors sexualizing women and thinks this is not right. We need more man like you… a normal man. For lots of times I have to detest these abnormal man back because they are so misogynistic, and I’m glad that you have awareness on this issue. I’m currently living in an Airbnb in the U.S. for transitional period before moving in to my apartment at the start of September. My host is a German woman and her son also lives in the house. I felt a little awkward at first because I’m very introverted after I’ve been to the U.S. all alone. But my host is a really nice person and she offered me help when I really need them. I’m also going to sleep. Hope you get well rested and feel better the next morning and wish you all the best❤️❤️.

Labrini

Drinking coffee and listening to your voice never fails to brighten my day. Summer colds can be quite dreadful, it's never easy for me to shake them off. I'm glad to hear that you're getting better. I'm so excited to hear you 'angry' I can't even imagine it! But we can wait. Regarding tropes, I do enjoy the enemies-to-lovers trope, especially when the characters are forced to be together in some way. If the author executes it well, it can lead to great humor and intense romantic tension. I also appreciate stories featuring destined couples, not in the sense of two kingdoms promising their unborn children in marriage, but more along the lines of two complete strangers meeting, going on an adventure, facing drama, and discovering they are unaware of some kind of prophecy or hidden connection. I'm a fan of high fantasy and sci-fi books, and I typically don't delve into realism or romance novels. However, I have come across some exceptional ones, strangely enough, most of them are M-M. They all happen to be written by the same author. Amazing author, amazing series. Witty, needy, and so sexy. No, no, no, I mean SEXY! Oh, and I can't stand perfect heroes. They lack depth for me, as everything seems to come easily to them. As for audio content, I really enjoy a slow burn. I find the teasing and tension far more captivating than explicit sex scenes. The anticipation, the longing, the desire, the begging... sheesh! However, I won't deny that there are times when I'm in the mood for something more intense, with a deep, gritty voice that exudes authority. As for the SFW part I mostly enjoy the VA’s if that makes sense, If they click with me then I love listening to them talk for almost any scenario. As for my living space, I consider myself fortunate to still have our old family apartment, given the way things have been going. I might have been on the streets by now. But I digress. Despite not having the best memories associated with it, I love this place nonetheless. I'm slowly tidying it up, and last year, I managed to renovate the kitchen, which I adore. It turned out amazing. I enjoy cooking and baking, and now the space feels cozy. Hopefully, in a year or so, I'll be able to fix up my office. I spend most of my time there, but for now, it remains a distant dream. I rambled more than enough. Good morning everyone!

_S

Do you know that scene in Rick and Morty with the "pass the butter" bot? I can imagine this was you in the shower with the oven trays. Just a moment of self realisation and an existential crisis. Romantic: not sure if this counts as a trope, but that relationship dynamic where the other person acts a certain way in front of others and is sometimes misunderstood (like being shy and unintentionally aloof) but is completely "themselves" and comfortable around you. Or dominant 🤭 Also am a sucker for crying comfort scenes. Like crying after getting rescued, or after baring some long-hidden emotions, and they kiss and comfort each other (this was probably why I picked the Angst poll option haha). Guess it's a bit like aftercare vibes? I hate love triangles though. It's just toying with people's emotions. Either pick one or none at all. Fiction: outside of romance fiction I don't think I have any particular favourite tropes. I'm pretty happy reading/watching anything as long as it's written well. I don't want to read something and think "this could've been fixed by one conversation". Or characters making weird "out-of-character" decisions. A story doesn't have to be complicated to be good. Also generally dislike "chosen one" tropes, especially if it's to do with some prophecy or whatever. Like somehow you're the one to save the world because some dude a thousand years ago said so etc. Just feels like a cheap plot device to me. And then space - my living room is fairly green with lots of plants! Recently made an Ikea cabinet greenhouse too for my plants that like more humidity. I wish I could grow more outdoor plants though but my balcony space is small and Australian summer sun fries everything without shade 🔥 Also quite proud I made a makeshift kotatsu this year to survive the winter. Definitely added to the cosy vibes, and it's been fun sharing one huge blanket with friends and keeping everyone's toes toasty. Glad to hear you're recovering well, but don't get too beat up about missing the deadline for the exclusive! Be kind to yourself ♥️

Acedia

Thinking about sick Crunch trying to be angry just sounds pitiful. I would instantly stop fighting. Like "yes dear, whatever you say, let's go get you some tea." Lol. Feel better soon, and you can tackle the audio stuff when you're 100% ✨ I'm a big fan of very character focused stories. Especially if it's two isolated/outcast characters banding together against the world. Heaven help anyone or anything that comes between them. That kind of stuff is very much a self indulgent/guilty pleasure type of read. I'm back to living in my old room and trying to cram everything I own into basically one and a half rooms. It's hard with as many books, and plushies, and knickknacks as I hoard. But doing this supports my mom, and the house payment is dirt cheap compared to trying to rent a place in town. I miss having my own space, and the dishwasher I had at my old apartment tho 🥲. That was the first one I ever had and it was amazing lol.

Ellis

welcome back crunchy! I'm glad you're feeling better and that you take time to rest 💜 i'm excited to hear about a possible M4M audio! that might be fun to listen to hehe. i think my favourite fiction trope in literature is found family especially when it's not instant and there's maybe some arguing and not liking each other at first. and my favourite audio trope is probably also affection, like you mentioned also, when you talked about the whole "men writing women" thing, it reminded me of a video i watched earlier where someone reacted to "women writing men". it's basically just as bad lmao, there just isn't as much content which i guess is a good thing. i'm currently still living with my parents so my space is technically just my bedroom haha. i do want to move out some day but it seems very daunting financially and responsibility wise... but I'm sure I will someday

Lindsay Graff

This is the second time Crunch has been sick in the last few months. Does he need us to come take care of him?? I'm ready to buy a plane ticket right now. Crunchy, just say the word. Hope you feel better soon, love. ❤️

blaze

ooh the space topic! I have soooo much art that I haven't put up on my walls and there's literally nothing stopping me. Never turn on the big light, lamps and natural light is the only light source lol. My favorite spaces are those that look like moody cozy libraries, being surrounded by books is so peaceful.