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[M4A] Chaotic October Ramble [Chaotic Good] [Update] [SFW NSFW talks] [A little horny] [Rambley] [Cosy talks] (Patreon)

Published:
2023-10-09 16:25:08
Edited:
2024-05-06 00:10:43
Imported:
2023-10
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This was all over the place haha.I hope you enjoy regardless! Maybe you can tell me how your libido has been treating you? As you can tell from this update, mine has been all over the place... 

Comments

Mrs. Dubose

I don't have time to leave a real comment right now, but yes, please, more of whatever this was. 😂🔥❤

Phantasm Cat

YOU ABSOLUTE MENACE, OH MY GAWWWDD THE LAUGHS AND BLUSHES I GAVE OUT LISTENING TO THIS! 🤣 Sucks to hear that you've been on/off the sickness bug, but so far, it sounds like recovery is going well. Sicknesses in general have been quite wonky lately here in this part of the world, so good to hear all is (hopefully) getting better on that part for you. I started act 3 last night!! It's such an incredible game, the storyline is amazing and beautifully detailed, and the companions are so so sweet (and hot. Don't forget hot. Pls), and the talk of tadpoles mean a whole thing for me now. 10/10. Now I'm curious about your tav's class and who you're romancing, if so 👀 So much more to say, as my brain (and libido, holy fuck) have been all over the place as well. Plus I need to recover from *incoherent hand gestures* all this wonderful chaos you brought to us. Sending many telepathic head scritches and shoulder rubs your way, you absolute menace of a human being (and more kisses wouldn't hurt, would it?) Stay safe, meow meow! 💙

Amber

BALDUR'S GAAAAATE I can't play it bc xbox 😡 have I been thinking about buying a pc or ps for just one game? Absolutely. But I'll wait and just play divinity and fallout in the meantime. Maybe some ark. Maybe a bit of crying softly in a corner while buying a ps5. I love dark roast. But I blame it on my fucked up taste bc I smoke (smoked actually i recently stopped bc I like to sabotage myself every once in a while by taking away the things I like 😌). I'm craving physical touch. C r a v i n g. So your comments made me want to punch myself in the fucking throat, but I don't mind it's okay it's okay. Maybe I'll download tinder again. I mean it's almost Halloween and tinder scares the shit out of me.

kimmie 🫶

ahahah this was a great update~ I appreciate the nsfw element, it feels closer to what you’re really thinking/feeling than when you try to filter it out. also you know I love your softness, but if you’re feeling stronger and want to go a little harder 🤤 for a couple of audios, I’d be into that p.s. the word you were looking for is ‘redundant’ :))

Labrini

All the options in the poll were amazing, so I don't mind where the audio will go. Anywhere it lands, I know you will deliver something wonderful. Incredible game! If it doesn't get Game of the Year, I will be so miffed. I stopped at the beginning of Act 2, unfortunately, because I was getting too lost in the game and falling behind with my work. I love how the audio is all over the place, jumping from being sick to touching, Baldur’s Gate to cockwarming, and so on. I was afraid there for a second when you talked about working out being in a good form that there wouldn't be a tease, and then “I can fuck you longer” had me whisper-yell, 'There it is!' Libbido along with my mood had actually been all over the place, and today headaches decided to join the game. Best ramble update so far I’m still cracking. 💕

Acedia

'Redundant' is the word you were looking for. And as hard as you struggled through saying telepathically (lol), I think telekinetic is more fitting if you're touching things. I liked the clean lines on the last patreon icon. The jelly bean blob doesn't give the same hit of dopamine like it used to. I guess like all things, I'll adapt. I wouldn't say no to more horny rambles/updates like these 😳🥵🔥. More "mmm!" style audios pls lol

agaslumbers

crunchyyy, ohmygod 🫠 ● New logo is just wrong 🙃 ● Hey, for a past month or two I've been trying to semi-regularly lift some weights too, we may be onto something 🤔 also remember to stretch after exercise! 😇 ● your kisses sound great wtf

grey m

just let me organize my thoughts.. I think there’s nothing wrong with Grey ;) I think there’s some beauty in it 🤭 yes this update made my confused I like how bubbly it looks I think I’d really enjoy a more nsfw ramble but whatever you’re in the mood for, I just can’t help myself either 🤭🤭 just know you easily sway my moods I love merging the two worlds but sexuality & creativity, I think the between of those spaces make some beautiful pieces that really pulls at being in a space that I may never be. I quite like any of the audios you post, you’re just so yummy to listen to you menace, I genuinely would go to Denmark just for funsies 🤭 or for shoulder rubs 🤭🤭 😘

CarelessWhisper

I love when you're in a chaotic horny mood. It's so fun. It had me blushing and giggling. I'm not use to the new Patreon yet and as of now I don't like it. I'm sure the more familiar I become the less it will irritate me. I don't understand why they can't make little changes instead of all the changes at once. Thank you for spending time with us ❤️

yellow seong

Hi Crunchyyy~ This was absolutely chaotic af and I love every bit of it. Patreon update is dumb. Why does the logo look like a weak-ass boomerang 😭 I'll give you shoulder rubs and a full-body massage (I'll bribe you with a fancy pen) if you give me shoulder rubs. My body's been aching after travelling for like 12 hrs. My libido has been... off the charts for a few days now. I might do something about it. Still debating whether I should think about you or not. Anyway! This was fun! Spicier rambles? Totally cool. Whatever you're in the mood for, sweetie. Kisses! 😙

L

I hate the new update. Who thought it was a good idea to make the title font size 72! like god forbid you check Patreon in public, 😏 nope can’t do that now without the person next to you see all the tags 😂

GardenofBloodCoveredRoses

Hi! First time commenting on one of these! It’s truly co(s)y, i’m happy to be here. This audio has me blushing, giggling, smiling. Hoping no one notices. Where I live we’re pretty big coffee snobs, so having conversations about coffee is so normal, but talking with relatives elsewhere they just don’t seem to get it. Idk. Also the patreon mobile app had an update and it looks better and to me is a lot more user friendly, but i still wish there was a bit more of a discreet way to look at your purchases, because its VERY large print when you scroll through the homescreen and it can be a bit nerve wracking looking for SFW content while the newer posts from some VAs are titled “NSFW- F**king UR HOT TEACHER [CREAMPIE]” and you have to scroll with your phone under your desk 😖. I feel like a pervert hahah. I guess I am? Idk. This was fun! ALSO ! I love the chaos of this. The mix of SFW and the sudden horny flirting is entertaining.

Mrs. Dubose

Alright. I'm back for my real comment. I do enjoy your gravely/morning voice sometimes. It lends a bit of extra rawness to certain spicy sounds that is quite, ahem, effective. I'm glad to hear that the sickness that caused it is on its way out, though. I'm a fan of medium roast. In fact, I have a really embarrassing confession. *tiny whisper* I really like McDonald's coffee. 🙈 It doesn't have that bitter taste that so many coffees have. It's just very smooth (unlike the place that starts with an S that shall not be named that practically incinerates their beans. I can only get chai there.) I'm sure there are more sophisticated coffees that accomplish a similar smooth taste but I'm devoting my energy to other things at the moment. I had no idea the Patreon guy was from Pampelmousse (sp?). I don't like the new design, but to be fair I'm not a big fan of change in general. I did feel a little bad hating on it though because when I went to read the release posts they seemed so eager and excited about their new concepts. 🥲 I like the added nsfw thoughts to the updates. It's fun to hear your unfiltered horny brain, lol. "I don't have any papers. I have tissue papers." Tissues, huh? Whatever would those be for? 😏 (Sorry, lol.) I am obviously one of the philistines that loves your ramblefaps, but I see your point about wanting it to have more creative substance. You're right, there is an air to certain roleplay audios of yours, and honestly those are just as good as the ramblefaps to me. It hinges on the fact that you are genuinely enjoying yourself in the moment. It's the horny feedback loop. Aaaaand we're just going to skip over commenting on the last few minutes of this audio. 😂🔥 Are you cat sitting again or did you settle in a new place of your own? Totally fine if you're not ready to reveal that. Just curious! This was a delightful treat. Thanks, Crunch. 🤍

Ellis

this ramble was so chaotic. i loved it in some ways, i don't like the new patreon update bc it all looks too boring and monochrome. i have found that it's easier to search for stuff. i noticed that there's a search bar on your profile which is useful. that may have been there before though and i didn't notice. idk. i know you could search by audio/post etc. but searching with words is good too. oh and another thing is that notifications don't disappear now when you try and swipe them away? so now I'm just paranoid, an audio will start playing out loud on my phone randomly 😅 the word you were looking for (saying two words that mean the same thing) is tautology! i learned it from a QI episode a while back. also, you trying to say telepathic is so funny especially when you said it right part way through but carried on saying it wrong 😂 now that i know what an incubus is, i want that audio too! it would be awesome if we got both though and no, I wouldn't mind more nsfw added into sfw audios hehe

Himmelig

Thanks for another deadly listen, I went from barerly paying attention (coffee? I hardly know thee?) to BG3?!?!? Tell me all?!¡?? to "hey, sir - please stop - but also don't - but also help?" Well, thanks for the torture, take care you menace 🤍

Miss Lilac

I m living for the rambles . I ve just finished housekeeping and some crocheting on a gorgeous blanket I’m making for my bed . And now that I don’t have roommates I can revel in the luxurious comfort of sleeping sans pj s . Ummmm professional settings?? Sir. I m chilling on my bed at 3 am without clothes lol . I don’t think that’s anything professional but okayyyyyyyy . Also 10/10 recommend ditching pjs. Sleep quality has skyrocketed in the last year .

Miss Lilac

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Miss Lilac

I’m so not sure what that *noise* was supposed to translate to but muscles do come in handy 😏

Miss Lilac

Your kiss fx are better than you give them credit for . I m right there with ya . I could go for a good make out sesh but I don’t see that happening anytime soon irl lol . The prospects in my area are uninteresting, unattractive and/or just gross. Thankfully I enjoy being alone and just vibing to the ebbs and flows of life. I’ve had an extraordinarily weird life but somehow managed to end up making the most of it

cosymary5

I love your chaotic rambles so freaking much! This had me giggling in public 😂. Also the m4m audio??? Sign me up!!!

Ange

bahaha crunch!! About new Patreon, definitely not it Everything else: yes

Ange

The poll has ended and I haven’t been this impressed with a 50/50 split since the lederhosen pics. Well played, y’all!

Pear

Yes, another pen enthusiast 😁. I don’t ‘borrow’ them like you do🤭, but I will spend a pretty penny on a good one 🖊️.

Giusy

New patron here, listening to this while I finish my thesis lol (keeps me awake so thank you :))