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It's finally time for another exclusive!I really love this scenario. The teasing, the menacing, the "having to keep it together". - Obviously it works really well in writing, having this scene laid out with it's fun little details.. Making it as an audio was a fun challenge, it really had me pushing what sort of mood/sounds/sfx I could go for.  - I certainly enjoyed putting it together. I've been in quite a mood today, it would seem, so while I tried recording it during the month, this version turned out way more like how I originally imagined it.As always, please do let me know what you think?Would you come bother him in the kitchen, or do you think wrapping yourself up in a duvet on the floor for another round would fit better? ~ Lots of kisses <3

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kimby

“It would seem,” sir, your mood today (as seen through your twitter) has affected my mood. But I sure as hell won’t complain, I’m very excited to listen 🤍 Happy to hear you had fun with it!

Dre

Oh lawd. There were so many great parts to this!! I don't listen to audios more than once very often but I know I'll be playing this one again!

Orang

this made my night thank u <3

Phantasm Cat

Poor Zach, dude 😭🤣 "Do you want some? Too bad" excuse me dude pls why must you do that, I just wanted some water 🥲 But really, this audio is the true icing on the cake. Knowing that you had a lot of fun making it (and I had a lot of fun listening to it... especially you trying to stay composed.. and the sfx.. oh the sfx...) really shows here, and your mood has certainly helped set the scenario down really well. You're awesome for this, thank you!! I will happily take those tacos and kisses, and all those lovely endeavors that occur afterwards~ Stay safe, meow meow, while I recover for a relisten... 💙

Ree

Good morning?? Suuuuch an important meeting, huh? But I'm boooored nooow uwu You care more about Zack and the stupid poll request than you care about me? 🥺 Sorry for being such a problem (hehe) 👉🏼👈🏼 Read Danish in the tags, was not prepared to hear it when I was already so disarmed ‘~’ Thank you, you sound pretty, as always 🤍 This was fun! (You've been in a mood today, huh? Totally hadn't noticed haha)

Labrini

Oh, my… This just became my new favorite audio. Jeez, Crunch, your mood swings, the sound effects? My sleepy brain was not prepared for this. Sheesh. I want you to know that Zach had me wondering if we have another easter egg, and I won't lie, your question about kitchens and duvets keeps me pondering. Please tell me no. Please! It’s nice to hear you had fun with it! And I believe everyone enjoyed your mood today. Good morning/night to everyone ☕ Sigh… Good night? Yeah, good night, Crunch. 🤍

cosmicdreams

“you don’t get to choose how i fill you up” my jaw DROPPED. i’m not sure why it always takes me by surprise when you’re bold as hell cause we’ve heard it before but it does 🫣 i really loved this audio. teasing you until you are needy and begging is always a fun treat, but teasing you until you end up taking out your frustrations on us… that’s a side of you we don’t get to see very often and it’s really something 🫠 “only because you like it” please 😂 i know you had a great time melting us down like that, i could hear it in your voice thank you for this lovely exclusive 🤍

Dixpourpre

Woah you really really surpassed yourself this time!. Its hard but I think this is my new favorite. I love when you're sweet but this side of you commanding is so hot! I mean I'm very into teasing and being a little menace and this is just the perfect reaction. Man, If this is how you punish, then I'm sure I would misbehave a lot haha. I loved that in the end you were the same loving and caring Crunch you've always shown us ❤ Also, are you conscious that you make Danish and tacos sound super sexy? 👌 Thanks for this audio that I'm sure I will listen and enjoy several times hehe. Oh and Zac, get your shit together man!

Himmelig

Me: "No ofcourse you can't make a scandi language sound sexy? 🙄" Crunch: "Hold my coffee" Lovely as always. "Mean" Crunch is S-tier ♡

Acedia

Get your shit together Zack! Lol (It's a bad week for the Zacks and Karstens) I wouldn't dare interrupt the tiny taco making process. I might follow you in there and prepare a cozy floor nest for a round two tho, hehe

kimby

Haha oh noo, poor Zach. He deserved a little push though, if you could catch all his mistakes even while you were distracted. Well done, Crunchy! I can only imagine the challenge of executing this prompt, but you did it and even got it closer to what you imagined! That’s amazing. I liked the way you pulled off the beginning bit, how one could tell the listener was being a menace, while you sounded subtle enough to not be totally unrealistic. You were in a meeting, after all. (As opposed to blatant moaning, as if that wouldn’t just completely alert your colleagues 🙄) I enjoyed the way your tone shifted so quickly throughout the whole thing. I know you do that on streams, but hearing it in an audio? ugh yes. The control bouncing between listener and you, too. Very entertaining and exciting. Anyway, yes, we do like winning 😤 so thank you. And I love it when you attack us with kisses like that 🫠😭❤️ Sweet kisses for you in return~

seijchi

“Zack, if you could fucking read up on it” NAW I WENT 🫢 that line was so funny😭 the whole audio is incredible though, love the distraction bit and trying to stay quiet sm, it was very well done! and the danish? too good, i agree with what everyone else said about this being their new favourite audio, i can definitely see why! we’re getting spoiled with all the content this month, thank you for this😋🖤🖤🖤

Vergil

You sound so done 😆 the pipeline between 'I have to do this' and 'fuck this damn meeting', though short, is incredibly satisfying. Your little sighs and whimpers give so much structure to the conflict going on in your head, and it's gorgeous. I can only imagine the face you had looking up you smugly, sweetly, innocent even, like the simplest battle won if you just gave them what they wanted. And alas, no corporate jungle becomes harder to navigate than a tiny menace craving something only you can fulfil. Totally sublime. Thank you so much for this treat. 🌹🌹 (PS - don't forget to add your next meeting to the calendar on the fridge; I'm trying to see something 👀)

agaslumbers

the fact that I have to log in, get to my own work and not get distracted by what just happened in this audio 🥲

Mrs. Dubose

That's it. 😤 Zack? You're FIRED. The way you gradually lost patience with Listener but most especially Zack was so funnyyyyyy. Lots of laughs in this one. 😂🤣😂 Ngl, between the streams and Twitter my brain is pretty well melted these days. Not a lot of words left to wax prolific so I'll just say this was very very hot. This particular flavor of frustrated Crunchy moans is *chef's kiss* And you can bet I'm tagging along to the kitchen because I want to see those tiny tacos in action! (Also another belly laugh moment. I love a tiny taco cameo.) And all the many many kisses were completely heart melting. This was so much fun. Thank you, Crunch. 🥰

saturn

definitely my new favourite audio. the whining, the whimpers, how your tones changes ?? *swoons* telling Zack to read up ? denying listener a drink ? that line about listener not having a choice on how to be filled up? mean crunch is something else and i love it! well done crunch. 🤍🤍🤍 definitely will be doing something else other than cooking the kitchen ☺️☺️

CarelessWhisper

I'm so used to Crunchy being soft and sweet that his stern tone really packs a punch with excitement and a little anxiety but I love that it is quickly followed up with some softness and a smile. The sfx/tempo 😲🥴 This was just a really fun scenario. Super fucking hot. "Would you come bother him...." Say no more. The answer is absolutely yes. Thank you for such an amazingly fun month! I'm looking forward to March 🍀 Thank you ❤️

Ange

Man Zach really needs to do his fucking job. This was great Crunchy. Reminded me in parts of my fave parts of other audios. Thank you for the tacos (of course it’s tacos) and kisses.

Pear

Get it together Zach 🙄🤭. You’re showing your range here. Not only can you be assertive but also soft and caring. Well done 🌟

jo

yeah i think you did it now, i'm completely speechless. this was sooooo good like WOW thanks for breaking my brain i guess i would tell you my favorite parts again but i'm quite literally struggling just to type this. as always, great sound effects, fantastic acting, amazing dialogue (monologue? i don't actually know haha) - all around very very good, loved it very much🤍 and, of course, special shout-out to zach for annoying you just that little bit further. absolutely love that for us 😇

Rin

Poor Zack. The rollercoaster of this audio! Omgggg.

Vera

The phrase you're looking for is "Sorry I was on mute, what was the question?" 🤭 I will ne-ver look at release management meetings the same way again... Outstanding as usual! 🥰

kimmie 🫶

ahhhhhhhhahahhahahahaaha ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ I love being a menace 😈☺️ and I got my good headphones back from repair right when you posted this sooooo… I love my life rn 🫶

swandle

completely off topic but Zach got thrown right under that bus lmaoo. great audio as always though

Mochi

Menace for the win!

ash~

struggling to stay composed now are we?~~ i sure do hope the “flu” treated you well🤭 i do love winning hehe~😈 thank you for the water sweets<33 zach should’ve learned how to do his job🙄😤 now gimme those tacos- id definitely come be a lil shit everywhere you’re supposed to be focusing haha😇 xoxo

January Embers

Ummm okay daddy 🫦🫦🫦💦💦💦

Freebs

Better than any of my Product management meetings that’s for sure.