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dick measuring contest [wip] (Patreon)

Published:
2023-03-21 17:11:28
Imported:
2026-06
Tags:
WIP

Content

NOT LITERALLY... they're just trying to see who can last the longest. in a sauna

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Comments

NaiDarling

Jock and Goth found dead in Miami.

CryBabyDelRey

Okay, But what IF literally 👉🏽👈🏽

Matt Sullivan

My money is on Kevin, eventhough Felix can walk around in all black in the middle of the summer.

Weeb_Den

lmao jocks literally the size of preps face, he wins the dick measuring contest

refrainbow

it's not fair, goth can have a dragon dick if he wants

TG

Danganronpa plays in background.

Christopher

While Kevin has the power to work out for long periods of time and definitely has stamina, Felix can wear all black in the summer. Along with this, Kevin’s muscle mass adds heat to himself because he is larger and has more muscle covering his insides. Felix being skinnier and smaller means that his body wouldn’t trap as much heat. Along with that fact; as a gamer, felix sweats a lot which is the way that the body naturally cools itself down. Also, as a goth, felix has a cold heart and soul so that kinda helps him out while Kevin’s heart is warm and fuzzy which will result in it melting when confronted with high heat, or his boyfriends being cute.

Cody Goodman

Who can last the longest without having an orgasm in the sauna. Now that's a contest 😘

hagamode

10 bucks for Goth

Simon

But what if,,, it was literal. And jock nerd prep measure against each other, jock (probably) seems to win, but then goth pulls out the monster strap

WhoDoo

When the two tops collide...

Artiø Vollrath

Felix has got this in the bag. Look at my baby go! ❤️

Mack cosplays

Felix is definitely going to win

trisicles

I admire your dedication

wildly oversalted

listen i played Danganronpa i know this turns gay

Christopher

I’m the same person that mathematically calculated the size of Kevin’s badonkadonks last year, I AM THE DEDICATION

Arkaydi4

I love that other people see this and think of Danganronpa, the sauna scene was one of my favorites! XD

Corium

these two are goof balls

Mylo G

Felix is a goth. they're used to sweating through 100 degree summers in head to toe black. my boy got this

deadmanzland

All I'll say is that either way, that's hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

RikasGrayWolf

I bet both wind up basically passing out and Prep has to drag them out, while Nerd is chillin' like a villain mentally calculating out what his next hair color is gonna be.

Shae Tuomi

As a Finnish Individual I can assure you this is 100% accurate to how people behave in saunas