HOTEL LEX (Q&A) pt. 2 (Patreon)

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Raymond Feesh: How would you rate the hotel so far? Would you recommend it to family and/or friends?
PERCY: If you are into inexplicable horrors, 5/5 stars would come again, nuff said. Especially if you want to experience all kinds of different transformations.
EMMETT: F-family? I-I don't know if you want to b-book a family vacation trip here...

Bo the Tiger: For both of you, when you come out the other end of this, is there anything you wish you can bring with you from the hotel into your reality?
PERCY: Ohh, tough one. Does it have to be something that I had on me? Cause I think that sword the statue had would be sick. If it's something in my possession, the rubber arm. Think of all the shenanigans you could do with that!
EMMETT: O-oh! That popcorn was s-so good! I-It was a chocolate peanut butter popcorn. I-I like my sweets so that was s-so good.

Hyde Greasuh Thug: For the both of you, what are you two planning on doing if you manage to leave the hotel? Gonna be a bit hard now that you’re both made of plush.
EMMETT: I-If I don't manage to transform back at the end of this, I'm going to t-throw a fit. I like, need opposable t-thumbs.
PERCY: Bubble bath, glass of wine, tumbling around in a washer sounds fun, and then just put me on a clothes line to dry.
EMMETT: R-Really?
PERCY: If I'm still a plushie at the end of this, you think I'd be able to do much? If anything, that's the plush life. Sound's amazing.

Phaneronic: For Emmett: It seems Percy has gotten the short end of the "different forms" stick - how has it been seeing him subjected to all that, and do you have a favorite or least favorite?
EMMETT: I-I really liked when he was a little kobold around my height! Like I don't m-mind having a b-big hunk of a m-man to save me b-but did you see when he was smol? G-Gosh, he couldn't reach things on the top shelf and needed a s-stepladder, haha. L-Least favorite would definitely be the drone. I d-don't know, drones kind of freak me out.
PERCY: Oooh, that one was so fun. Having George fondle me like that is *Pacha okay hand sign.*