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😝 Make Tea Say Weird Shit 😝 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-06-27 17:18:49
Imported:
2026-06

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Give me a sentence you'd like said and I'll say it.

Leave your suggestion below and I'll consider it for the next 'Make Tea Say Weird Shit'.

Examples of what we're looking for:

"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"

"One does not simply walk into Mordor."

"PO-TAY-TOES!"

P.S. Like the comments you approve of.

Comments

Bostin_barter

Goddamnit Arthur could you please keep it down? (Different voice) I'm sorry Dutch, but I'm just too dummy thiccc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the pinkertons

Steve Ortega

"You wanna learn why the call me Peggy?~"

Jonathan Stark

“Boobs aren’t fat! They’re filled with men’s hopes and dreams!”

LPPrince

*Some of the lyrics to Down With The Sickness by Disturbed*

Mike Taylor

GOBLIN: Wriggly wriggly man-flesh! Wriggly wriggly-- Wait. Why are you looking at me like that? Whaddya mean, "Squirmy squirmy goblin girly?" EEEP!

UndeadWillow

SpaceBalls: They have gone to Plaid

Wax3L

Foul tarnished, thou marred by the flame of ambition. Who's hand grasp thy leash I wonder, or perhaps thy will is thyne own

JonBonTrain

“He’s in the walls. He’s in the goddamn walls!”

Souppoyo

“Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!?!?

Ziodark Blaster

" a platypus?...(Platypus puts on hay)....Perry the platypus?!"

Paristocrat

"Dry land is not a myth, I have seen it!"

Frankthetank42

Why not some Mister torgue of borderlands 2 : "that sentence had to many syllabes, apologie!!!!" Or "there is nothing more badass than treating a woman with respect!!!!"

Zenman100

Hang on, not a single Princess Bride reference? Fine: “Inconceivable!” “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

Zenman100

Dudley Moore (Arthur). “I’m going to take a bath now.” John Gielgud: “I’ll alert the media.”

Blaine

“We drank the blood of some people, but the people were on drugs. And now I am a wizard!” Or really any quote you like from WWDITS.

APerson

"Please stop complimenting my bones you can't have them. " That was me talking to my dentist after they said I have wonderful teeth and my wisdom teeth are in fine but they would like to remove them anyway.

DDB

"Call my therapist. Tell him he's a rich man."

CaptainJoey63

“Sex is cool and all but have you ever seen two trains racing each other? That shit’s metal as fuck.”

Gseus

"I may be a healer, but"

Isa-sensei

"Mankind used to walk on all fours. What they saw before them then... were asses. Yes... In the evolution of mankind, the ass became the boobs. When man walked on four legs what lay before their eyes was the ass. Ever since the day man began to walk on two legs that view was replaced by the boobs. In the end, tits are nothing more than fake asses! So if you ask if I had to choose between the original and the imitation, ofcourse I would choose the original!!" - Kiyoshi from Prison School, successfully dodging expulsion.

Joseph Brown

We live in a society. Return to monkey.

Jacob Kitson

“Nobody move!! I’ve dropped me brain”

Joseph Brown

I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my spout.

Joseph Brown

You seem down. Can I offer Chinese food and an orgasm in these trying times?

daily life

🎵the once was a lad from Sambass,who two balls made of brass, in inclimate weather he'd clink them together, and lightning would shoot out his ass 🎵

daily life

"i got this new anime plot. basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers" Other person-"what happened next?" *more enthusiasm* "Well then transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous"

Scarida Ghostly

“Chocolate is the perfect medium for crime. Once you’ve used the weapon, you can eat it and get rid of the evidence.”

Brandon Robbins

"A bunny suit is the most powerful thing in the world! Because I could put the suit on... and go into a bar, grab a random pool cue and start cracking the kneecaps of some random guy, and everyone would go 'Awww, it's so CUTE!'"