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β€œJust squish the titty and feel better about life!”

With enough passion, anything's a debate. 

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PERVY GIRLFRIEND SERIES:

PART ONE:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/let-me-touch-let-39728684

PART TWO:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/jokes-on-you-im-40555366

PART THREE:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/touch-my-butt-to-43168472

β–Ί PART FOUR:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/ass-vs-titties-47860357

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

Comments

Thor Odinson

Ass vs titties? You mean I have to pick just one?

Meadiocracy

I like both but you get weird looks if you grab your ladies tits in public. Hold a handful of cheek tho and no one bats an eye.

iskan

ah yes.. i see nothing but a flock of intellectuals in this grand meeting we're having, splendid if I have to say..

RZS dran B

The ultimate debate of the century

Frohawk

It's kind the infinity gauntlet, can you handle that much lust?

Mike Taylor

I need a matched set. Booba without a nice booty doesn't look right.

Meat Grinder

Ass tiddy ass n tiddies ass ass tiddy tiddy ass n tiddies

x30runner

just imagining tea at a roundtable with the gendo pose leading the discussion

Meat Grinder

The human anus can expand to up to 8 inches if necessary a raccoon is capable of fitting into holes as small as 4 inches thus you can fit 2 raccoons up your ass ass is better than tits I win

TeacupAudio

GIVE THIS MAN ALL THE AWARDS πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Meat Grinder

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ thanks tea

Jmann1892

Ahh yes the eternal battle One I have meditated over for many years And the only answer I have is... Both

Mitori

Y'know a nice ass is nice and all but a nice set of tiddies makes the best pillow!

CurrentlyEatingPies

Thighs win without even trying. This is just an argument for second place.

Jmann1892

You underestimate to power of big mommy milkies

Jmann1892

Thighs are nothing without an equally great ass

Meat Grinder

@jmann1892 I understand where you are coming from but in terms of actions and not just looks asses have more functionality and they are just more fun

Uno_Pieza

Tea you may have created a war zone

Kellydusty

Whispers: Is she...is she drunk? Answer: No this is very normal wholesome content. No beverages have been consumed.

Jeremy Knight

If I had a pervy gf I'd tell her I like both because they both make me cum.

Jmann1892

More functionality? Or my friend you are sorely mistaken!

Meat Grinder

Well jmann my friend enlighten me ass can shit fart be fudged (dunno what can and cant be said on here lma) eaten and played with tits produce milk and bounceπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jmann1892

They produce milk, they bounce, can be sucked and fucked no pre-cleaning needed, warm and soft, used as pillows whist making love, coming in all shapes, sizes, firm and soft, big and matronly small and pert, they are what our burgeoning sexuality first latches onto made that way because primeval man instinctually saw their appeal. A good ass can be made true But good breasts are a gift from God

Meat Grinder

Alright first off wtf is this conversationπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 2nd off you've made some good points and my only counter argument is thighs tho?

Jmann1892

All conversations with me devolve into wtf territory And thighs are nothing without a great ass paired with them

Vaulthunter_JB

Nice Top Gear/Grand Tour reference πŸ‘

Blindluck92

In the words of Miguel and Tulio... "Both is good."

Richard Hardslab

No no, I’m with you, titties are better. I just wish they didn’t distract me from your beautiful face

Marko

Tea: Present your arguments Me: There is none! The titty reigns supreme

CJ Turk

There is one major point to be made for booty over booby: Consideration for the owner. I have heard many a woman proclaim that large breasts are a pain in the back, but I've never heard anyone say their ass is painfully big.

Cobalt

Team 8008135

Nosscheech

I like both.. I'm also a thigh man....

The Baka King

Both. Both are good. Add in thighs and you have the HOLY Trifecta.

Xandred_Bass

I love titties, I love ass, I love thighs and legs. I love it all

AudioFreak

Tiddies win, hands down. Well actually, hands up on the tiddies. 🍈🍈

Sparky

The more I think about it, more I get to appreciate it. I like titties, I like ass, I like thighs, I abs. When you're with someone you love, what's not to like?

Shawn L

I love to squish both booty & titty!

Emma

Okay but whaaaaat aaaabout...thighs...

Camilo Iribarren

Decisions, decisions, decisions. Both? Both! Both is good

Sid Sullivan

She makes a solid point. Tiddies and ass compliment each other. She do be spitting straight facts about titties tho

Shadowy Fox

This is one debate where no one loses.