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"Guys! Pack your bags! We're going to the shire and having a wholesome picnic. That's right, degenerates. You're getting a HOBBIT GIRLFRIEND."

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June

Thank you

sa r dran 24

#ShortGirlAreFeckingPrecious

MalikTheRonin

We’re getting a WHAT??? 🤯❤️

Nathan Smith

Only if we can keep our secrets

Prophet Tentakles

Perfect timing, i wanted to rewatch LotR anyways

Barontakedown

Now, will this be a second breakfast or luncheon? Dinner supper even?

Flux Goodra

Do goblins count? Cause yes please. Oh Hobbit? Yeah sure!

PLUTTOH

I’ve never felt more appreciated before today, this is wonderful

Iron Piedmont

I'm into tall queens but I like myself a fine short stack once in a while.

kris220b

As long as they are willing to be big spoon too Any height is good

Blindluck92

(Bilbo voice) "I'm going on an adventure!"

chad drake

Yes, Scottish accent

Anonymous

Giantess gf AND Hobbit gf?? In the same month? We're truly being spoiled.

Frohawk

It definitely doesn't need to be but if this is NSFW, "Yes we've had first orgasm, but what about second orgasm?"

Mike Taylor

I dig short girls. They can climb all over me like a monkey on a jungle gym.

Delinash

YEAH I’m looking forward to this!

bag

AH LOTR IS MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE hypeeeee

Jeremy Knight

It depends on how short they are. I prefer women to be taller than me but i'll take what I can get.

Sam

Can't wait

Warden D.

By the realms it's time for second breakfast!

John Folmer

Yooooo. Aw man now I wanna hear you do the one ring poem in the black speech of mordor

Anonymous

Hopefully this doesnt come up 'short'

Coby-O

Oh. That’s sounds neat. How tall are they compared to us?

UAC Bearbi

I was just playing Lego Lord of the Rings...

Bear

Short stacks, warm hearts, full bellies and hairy toes! 💛

Brooms17

Joke's on you, I PREFER short girls! >:D

Lachlan Parker

Really!? We are?! YEAH!!! Since I'm 5'3"-5'5", it's probably the only way to find girlfriend material shorties below my own 19/20yr old short ass...

Raven

Beware the shortstacks

NakedSunFlower

Yes, that was a really good pinch of positivity for today. I'm definitely ready for a picnic in the shire!

Scarida Ghostly

*Isengard. To Isengard. They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard. To Isengard (Gard gard g-g-g-gard)

cpt_yakitori

I'm hiding my rings, I'm on to you lady Tea Baggins. You're welcome to partake in my cheese platter n Longbottom Leafs, though.