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❤️ I Love My Job ❤️ (Patreon)

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2021-08-25 20:42:49
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"Getting to put lube down as a business expense on your tax return is a unique and blessed experience. God bless the internet and the democratisation of the HORN."

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Duke The Rebel

I’m sorry wut, but hey you go girl!!

Ongawd777

The horn serves many purposes, one of which is for terrible drivers

Timothy Shaw

Nice! Lube on tax returns. Fuck sake... Now that's funny!

sa r dran 24

Glad you love your job. 💕

June

💕

AudioFreak

Make sure you are not using it for personal use. You wouldn't want to make the news for Lube Fraud! 😅

Warden D.

That is kinda awesome

TeacupAudio
>>66506150

Certainly not. We never have sex. We find it saves on lube expenses that would otherwise ruin us :D

Blindluck92

Tea, I already had mad respect for you, girl. But that casual savagery is a whole new level. I approve

Wolfe

What a power move

Chad Schmaltz

Fun Fact: Hospitals also get to write off lube as a business expense. Yeah, I wasn't sure how to feel when I found out the lubricant we use to insert urine catheters and nasogastric tubes was the same KY brand that you can buy at the drugstore.

Tommy Hiesto

XD that's funny love it Tea that's good BUSINESS you have an entrepreneurial mindset funny thing if someone asked me why i have lube as a business expense i just say "Lube what Lube i don't see any" then run for it XD

Andy B

🤣

Anonymous

I just had this funny scene in my head where Tea's studio room looks like a clean lab with plastic covering everything, large bottles of lube on a shelf, and large rubber gloves that she snaps on before recording. 🤣🤣

Mitori

lol that is an amazing expense to have

Richard Fenicks

Usually means you have a good accountant. Hopefully this year brought you financial success. And cheers to your write offs and a new fiscal year!

Coby-O

I can only imagine what else you put as business expense. 😏

Dalton Remy

Tea: Okay just need to double check... ✔ Microphone ✔ Audio Equipment ✔ Laptop ✔ Lube Okay! There's all the business expenses. Lol