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“Elves are beautiful. Human women are beautiful. Do you really think I can compete?”

Cakes, cuddles and sass.

“Well, then that's all that matters.”

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🍂 I have a fierce cold and I apologise profusely for sounding stuffy. Look after yourselves, people. Fall is coming 🍂

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

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Anq

We're reaching critical levels of awesome here Tea

___ ToT

Ahh yes small women

Frohawk

Don't worry about the cold on our behalf Tea, follow your own advice and take care of yourself. 😉

Barontakedown

THANK YOU, I NEEDED THIS! Not just for the Hobbit GF but for the relaxing vibes I need.

Mike Taylor

I'm so glad you delivered on this one.

Jmann1892

Hobbits are child sized compared to humans They're even smaller than Dwarfs If Dwarfs are the short stack GFs of the fantasy races Then are Hobbits the legal loli GFs of fantasy races?

Mike Taylor

Tallfellows often approach the lower end of human adult height.

Mike Taylor

Before Tea released this, I posted a pic of what I thought Halfling Tea might look like in the community section.

Shawn L

I'm going on an adventure!

Scarida Ghostly

How this for a pick up line "I'd like to take your Hobbits to Isengard." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Swearzy

Question is, does she shave her feet. 🤣

LadyMaria

Well this was utterly delightful. Thanks, Tea!

Not Surprised

Looks like meat is back on the menu boys

AudioFreak

You have an excellent imagination, Tea!

Mitori

your accent work always astounds me Tea, you are a very talented VA

Nosscheech

This was amazing... More please.

GreaseTrapWizard

I cook, she cooks, it's like a match made in heaven!

Solbandus

I think I love this story a little too much.

Blindluck92

I am so very weak for Tea when she uses the accent. Any accent, really.

Arthur St.John

A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to