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"You can literally be having the most casual, non-sexual conversation, say something like "yeah, haven't shaved my legs in like..." and from nowhere some asshole will be like "I DON'T FIND BODY HAIR SEXY." Well, buddy, I've got some fantastic news: NOBODY'S TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU."

Have your preferences, jack-off to the minions, I don't care, just know that nobody gives a shit what makes your pp hard. Nobody. Especially people who weren't trying to solicit sexual attention from you. 

I 100% appreciate that the majority of us get this, it's just that small percentage is really fucking loud :)