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"If I wander off at a party, look off into the distance like I’m contemplating a life’s worth of questions, please know I am not a mysterious and alluring woman. I am a woman who needs to fart."

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ghostguy

Paradise Lost

June

🖤

Mike Taylor

What, you mean you have normal bodily functions? My... my image of you is shattered! * runs away crying *

Warden D.

Damn. That's some deep lore right there. Lol.

BNutt18

Wise words as always Tea 🤣

That_dutch_guy

This made me push a little bit of air out my noise. 10/10 would laugh

Blake

🤣

Jeremy Knight

Ha, wish that method worked with men.

Rasmus

🤣🤣🤣

Cyberweasel89

Eh, I just let it blow wherever. My boyfriend is used to it. XD

Toark the Nomad

I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, thank you tea

Cullen Nash

Sadly, your need to fart has not made us love you any less. 😍

Jack

New pickup line: "Are you seeking a place to flatulate, m'lady?"

TheFireIron 357

I was once hanging out with my brother and his (then) wife. She, a fairly good looking college gal, walked into the room wearing a tank top and short denim shorts; not flaunting but definitely accentuating her feminine features.The first thing she did, without warning, was to belch as loud as she could. I looked at my brother and said "Doesn't that just make you feel safe?"

Kyle Hues

Just as hot😂👌