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Well, one of our local radio stations just switched to Christmas music, so you know we’re in the season now. We’re currently working on a second “big show” for November, and if you’ve been paying attention, you can probably guess what it’s about!

We also have our November bonus show coming up soon. It’s been too long since we did a traditional Q&A, so this month, that’s our plan! Here’s where you come in:

In the comments, drop us some questions! Preferably holiday-themed, but that’s not mandatory.

We’ll pick a bunch and cover them on the November bonus show later this month. (We love hearing from you guys, so we’re glad to bring the Q&A format back to Patreon!)

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Chris Cook

What is your Christmas drink of choice and from what vessel are you drinking?

Lazy Shark Productions

What are some of the really tiny holiday traditions you really enjoy? Like a certain drive you have to take or some small errand you only run at the holidays? For example, every holiday season I make a drive from my parents house in Ohio to my extended family in Kentucky. The drive is beautiful and peaceful and I look forward to it every year. Thanks fellas!

Frank

What does Christmas Eve into Christmas look like with your family and friends? My siblings and I exchange gifts on Christmas Eve. Christmas day is for eating and drinking with the rest of the family.

Mary!

What’s your favorite basic Christmas/holiday song - something that’s on heavy rotation on the radio in December. On the opposite end, are there any songs that you wish could be deleted from the rotation forever?

James Johnson

On a cold weekend when you're bundled up on the couch flipping through channels, what movie or marathon are you secretly hoping is on?

Lily W

What was thanksgiving like as a kid for you guys, and how is it different to what you do for it these days?

Alex BigGeek

What's the most memorable gift you gave someone else? One gift Jay not two, no cheating, there's no second way to interpret it. 💛

Zarsheesh Divecha

What Christmas tradition or activity did you always WANT /secretly want to do growing up, but never had a chance to? It could have been something your family never got around to doing, or a weird thing you saw on TV or in a Xmas movie etc that could never actually work in real life?

hogan getting a blowjob from warrior @ mania 6

What is the best novelty Thanksgiving food item you have seen? Recently, we have had the Thanksgiving Pringles, but besides that, it seems like a weak season for novelty foods.

NecroticDoctor

If you had the chance and all the money in the world, design a float you would want in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade. Anything you want. Any theme you want. It can be as cartoonish as you wan. Go!

PhDeath

What's the traditional holiday dish you would never eat, or would only eat in exchange for $50/ a pristine Sunshine Punch packet/ because Alexa Bliss told you to (depending on which half of the PSP is answering, obviously!)...?

Cobb Webs

If you had to spend Christmas day with one family from a movie or TV show of your choice, who would it be and why?

DavidB

If you could make an ugly Christmas sweater, what would it have?

Notorious HDP

If you could take any non-Christmas-related character from any favorite movie or TV show, and put them in their own Christmas movie, who would it be and can you give us a quick plot synopsis?

KIRK OLDFORD

George Bernard Shaw once lamented that 'There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it'? What childhood Christmas gift that you received proved him wrong (or right)?

Robert Rath

Matt, you once wrote an article for Dinosaur Dracula called “Things People Argue About While Playing Monopoly” which I consider one of the funniest things I’ve ever read on the internet. Given that Thanksgiving and Christmas are often the season for family board games, what were the board games that caused the most strife and contention around the holidays?

Shaun Anderson

Which Thanksgiving special dinner would you rather be invited to, Garfield’s or the Peanut’s?

Eric Zuckero

Hey guys. My question is inspired by your recent holiday commercials episode. Yall pulled some deep cuts on the commercials and thought maybe there were some equally deep cuts for holiday specials/episodes you could share. Thanks for the show and keep up the good work!

Christine Sullivan

What are some offbeat live action tv Christmas specials that you think more people should know about?

James Gruesome

Are there any holiday foods you find disgusting? Like a weird holiday casserole loaf desert or the sorts? Also thanks for help making Xmas more tolerable. You guys are the true saints

Eric Steinberg

What is the one Christmas memory that you guys look back on and think “Damn...that was as good as it’ll ever get” ?

Luke Erdman

What age were you when you got new socks for Christmas and realized what a great gift they are?

scarym0nk3yman

What was the best playset you two received as a little sexy armpit and a little dinosaur Dracula for Christmas?

Phil Mazza

Simple question; best and worst Christmas gifts ever received from birth till now?

Arcade Hunters hoarding all the Bigfoot 💩

What’s one non-conventional tradition/activity that you do that takes you right back to your childhood Thanksgiving or Christmas? For example, drinking hot chocolate and playing Super Mario Bros. 3 takes me back to Christmas break during 4th Grade.

Tim

What do you like to eat for Christmas breakfast (Eve or Day, whichever is the primary day of celebration)?

Michael Harring

The holidays are a great time for getting cool new stuff. How do you clear out the old to make room for the new? Or to put it a different way, what's your favorite purge strategy?

Derek McKnight

Do your families share a similar appreciation for the holidays?

Ryan Hawthorne

What are y'alls favorite holiday desserts? Store bought and also homemade.

William Sircin

Name one holiday related thing each that you absolutey love, but the other guy absolutely hates!

Jill.K

If time or money were of no concern, where would you travel to take part in a holiday tradition/custom/event of that area that you have never experienced before? It could be in a foreign country, a different state or even a neighboring city.

Cliff Huizenga

Your bonus episodes involving crazy trips/adventures (Upside Down/Ghost Whopper) have been some fun treats. What is the craziest adventure you've been on involving the Holiday season? And if not one trip together, what have each of you done individually?

Squared Stiff

1. If you moved to a new city and didn't have your normal family traditions to rely on and were starting from scratch, what would the perfect holiday season look like for you? 2. Imagine your childhood Christmas with NO brand name toys. Sorry, no G.I. Joes for you! You can only get The CORPS from K-Mart. What would you have wanted Santa to bring you under the tree?

Mary Norris

Was there any special decoration you particularly looked forward to seeing each year? For me it was the Burger King reindeer family. Wish I still had them!

DJ D

Were you into spoiling presents for yourself as a kid? Did you want a complete surprise on Christmas morning or did you try to peel back the wrapping paper and get a peek?

Luke Erdman

I know you guys are regularly Patron drinkers, but is there a special or different spirit you imbibe on Thanksgiving to compliment your food better?

Adam Williams

We all grew up with some wealthy friends, family, neighbors etc. What was a gift that they got that you were truly jealous of. Mine was when a neighbor got a Nintendo Virtual Boy.... I was so jealous, until a few months later when I tried it and it was horrible.

Louie Romo

Were you ever in a school holiday play? If so, what was your part?

Maria

We all know what your favorite Christmas songs are, but what are some of your LEAST favorite?

Thew

Marry, F***, Kill: Santa, Frosty and Rudolph.

Jeff Miller

Love the show, guys! How do you beat the post holiday blues? My post-Halloween depression is helped along by prepping for Thanksgiving and Christmas, but it's a bleak wasteland after that (I'm not a New Years Eve guy). Any tips for us Patronies?

Jehauri

Did either of you have a "you'll shoot your eye out"-type humbling moment where you got hurt, got in trouble or broke a toy because you ignored adult advice during the holidays?

Alice Bueno

Hmmm... sorry it’s a few days late. Life, man! 😂. Is there any holiday traditions you guys participate in that you wish were celebrated by more people?

Sammy Hain

4 fictional characters you would each invite to Thanksgiving

Copa Digato

Not Christmas but just random thinking. For Dino Drac have you given thought to making a group of extinct animal/monster characters?like Mastadon Mummy or

Julie Meow

What’s your favorite “Thanksgiving smell”?

Harrison Burkett

What’s your favorite side dish to have during thanksgiving or Christmas dinner?

Rene

What is one holiday tradition you would get rid of, and what would you start in its place?

Dave Genis

If you were in charge of the Thanksgiving Day Parade what floats, balloons and attractions would you have in it, and what celebrities would you have host it?