Trick or Dick? What's Gonna Happen to My Cock? (Patreon)

I’m thinking about making a special Halloween promotional pin-up, and I want your filthy little hands all over this decision. I picked a few ideas, and every single one somehow ends with my cock stealing the spotlight, exactly as it should. So now it’s your turn to decide which Halloween fantasy gets turned into the final illustration. Choose wisely, because you’re not just picking a costume, you’re deciding what kind of trouble my dick gets into.

Poll Options:

1. The Naughty MummyBlindfolded, half clueless and half turned on, Mr. X-Toon is being unwrapped by someone just out of frame. The bandages loosen across his chest and abs, leaving his torso deliciously exposed, while the very first thing to break free is, of course, his cock. He’s reaching into the air like, “wait, what’s happening, I can’t see,” while his dick is already making a full entrance.

2. The Mirror VampireMr. X-Toon stands in a sexy 3/4 back pose with his ass facing the viewer, glancing over his shoulder with that shameless look. His cock still shows from the side while he slowly pours a red liquid over it in front of an old ornate mirror. The twist is that the mirror reflects only his cock, not the rest of his body, and even the red liquid shines in the reflection like that’s the only part the mirror cares about.

3. The Wicked ScarecrowLow angle, arms spread, nasty little grin, crows perched on him like he owns the whole field. His clothes are straining and open in all the right places, and his cock is practically bursting out like it can’t be contained any longer. The crows look startled and ruffled, like even they weren’t ready for what just popped out of the scarecrow’s pants.

4. The Cock-Saw MassacreDirty wall in the background, killer mask pushed up above his head so you can still see his smug, horny face, and Mr. X-Toon gripping his cock like it’s a chainsaw. He poses with full slasher energy while cum sprays hard like a filthy parody of a blood-soaked horror scene. Brutal, ridiculous, obscene, and exactly the kind of bad decision Halloween deserves.