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BONUS EPISODE: The Theo Philes XIV - Children Of Mice / If This Perineum Could Hear (Patreon)

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2024-05-01 13:03:36
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2026-06
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Theo and Ben return to the Theo Philes to give each other and you the stories of: Giving mice so much of everything that they no longer want to live, and yesterday's future masturbatory technology.

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Purple Mids

Not sure if this is what you had in mind but salmon will very quickly decay and die after spawning.

chortle heartily

male salmon go on an upriver porking journey that ends in their invariable death

Acelin

These mice society experiments are really crazy, because this guy just stuffs a bunch of mice into a small room, watch as them go crazy and then assumes this explains all of society somehow.

hdx

Scientists out there writing papers that read like transcripts of cutscenes from Death Stranding III

Mortiis

Evolved Into Obliteration - Insect Warfare

Theo Pengelly

Yeah it rocks. Like I said, biologists can't help but "draw conclusions" in square quotes

William Beamish

this was crazy. respect to THE BEAUTIFUL ONES "Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing."

Chaya

Ok sorry but Joaquin Phoenix films was one of the groups on the NYT Connections game today, including the film Signs.. and if I’m not mistaken you mention both this movie and Joaquin Phoenix in this episode……..

Boonta Vista

we're corroborating with the NYT to send you secret messages

Connor Francis

So there was a big fumble at the top of the ep which is that the guy who wrote the mice study's full name was John Bumpass Calhoun which belongs in the great american hall of names

TheStealworks

These are my favourite episodes.

DumbDumDumbDumb

They don’t let you write like this in scientific journals anymore, it’s too powerful

RobinSSci

I think the fatal fuckfest animal you were thinking of were antechinuses (kind of like a marsupial mouse).

CALIFORNIA DEATH WORM

Can’t wait to listen back again, as the Theo Philes always demands

mexicanhalloween .

theistic madman torures mice using right wing grievances in a scientific framework, grim, too close to reality for me, I'm out

Charles

Brilliant episode. Second maybe only to Bathtub Gazpacho on my all time list.

Charles

Some species of moth too I believe consume all their nutrition in the larvae/pupae stage and then metamorph into a mouthless fuck machine.

Jan Meyer

Could that motherfuckers prose be any more purple?

Jan Meyer

The society of SS men and others doing archeology and stuff: "Ahnenerbe" ("inheritance from our ancestors") pronounced A (like the A in "ark") nen (like men just with an "n" sound instead of the m) air b (without the 'e' sound).