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Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: How to tell it's time to leave, how to tell someone it's time to leave, and a very real gunshot in a Brattleboro bar from a strictly hypothetical man.

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Outro: Japanese Cowboy - Ween

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hdx

Tag yourself, I was MONITOR MIDI CONTROLLER. Time to catch the bus to the airport ☺️

John Harwood

The sheer number of people that I have ****ered in the last week is making me feel like listening to this podcast is not healthy. Not the people—they deserved to ***—but the number.

John Harwood

Old Vermont saying: “Never bring a gun to sword fight.”

hdx

PALISADE CARDAMOM SOVEREIGN

Lilith Dyke

VERMONT MENTION!! 802 ES NUMERO UNO EN EL MUNDO!!!!!!!!

Will Hitchcock

Took me way too long to realise he wasn't doing The Board thing from Control

Lilith Dyke

Brattleboro is actually considered a small city in VT. we're such a tiny state that 12k is a lot of people

UltraCoil

In that story about the friend who won't go home, an unexplored possibility is that the friend's home sucks/is filthy/is shared with someone shitty so they are escaping by staying with a friend way too long. Commented at 33:36, so maybe it is explored in which case I will ritually disembowell myself.

UltraCoil

Great news I dont need to ritually disembowell myself.

Abeatupbluechevy

What would a Japanese Samurai from the transitionary period when gunpowder weapons were introduced sound like? Who could say?

Ellen

12 Golden Country Greats is a top three wEEn album

Kuba Danecki

Dear Boonta Vista. Your touching story about the uncoordinated shitter shooter brought back so many memories. Once i had the stomach flu and was blasting double-barrel, both sides. But I was also having a terrible sinus infection and allergies and also had a baby to take care of. This required very careful coordination between the bowl, the tissues for my nose, my face and those for my ass while also keeping track of the one year old. The one thing I didn't want to happen was sneezing while i was half way wiping, for that piece should no longer - which is obvious in hindsight - be used for your face. Anyway, after i smeared doodoo over my face i screamed and jumped from the shitter, running in panic, tripped over my pulled down pants and fell face-first into the door, which woke up my kid and scared her so much she almost started choking and i had no time to clean up before picking her up. A gun could really improve that particular situation, so I will firmly defend the shitter shooter's RESPONSIBLE choice to Wednesday carry a gun to a bar in case something like that also happens to him.

Theo Pengelly

Oh my goodness. You're Mr doo doo face

Kuba Danecki

please, MISTER doo doo face was my father's name

It's Kay!

God damn can I get 10 seconds into a podcast these days without getting my secret killphrase activated?

Wikifeet Community Moderator

You joke about the Hattori Hanzo Colt Revolver, but that's pretty much exactly what Kojima made Revolver Ocelot's whole thing in Metal Gear Solid.

Colin English

I also will just go to bed with company over