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BONUS EPISODE: Marks & Spencer, Turkish Barber (Patreon)

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2024-07-03 10:29:30
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2026-06
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One woman's frighteningly avoidable encounter with a trio of wolves, one life-altering haircut, and the best board games for transitioning from awkward hellos to mix-and-match sucking and fucking.

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Chunky Spewster

My polycule and I all just play GTA5 before we swap our various liquids and slimes

Bryan Zeck

i mean those games are kids games

Anya Hanley

All those attempts to activate me as a sleeper agent and it turns out the thing that activates my murderous impulses is "board game recommendations from a swinger redditor"

John Harwood

As Jackie Treehorn emphasized, the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. Ergo, chess is the only possible solution.

Jonty

no bath pic as the thumbnail? damn!

hdx

"I'm trying to imagine a scenario resulting in a softer penis", Theo in the top-right square of the zoom call, damp, nude, gently wrinkling, giving a big thumbs up 👍

burgerw

I was hoping it would be revealed that Theo was wearing a rashy and rivershoes in the bath. Still with dick and balls out though. I can think of nothing more humiliating than Rashy Donald Ducking

Sayanne

The rules of pink pussy are as follows: Shuffle the cards and deal 7 cards to each player. Place the rest of the deck in the playing area face down. Decide which player goes first, then flip one card over to start the discard pile. If this card is a specialty card, return it to the deck and flip over a new card. Players in turn, need to match either the shape or the color of the card at the top of the discard pile. While playing a card, the player has to name the color first, then the image on the card. For example, "Red Penis" or "Blue Balls". If a player fails to announce the play, he (she/they) must take a replacement card from the top of the deck and his turn ends. If a player cannot match the top card, then he must select cards from the top of the deck until he can play a match. He can play a specialty card, or keep drawing for a match. Play continues until a player wins by running out of cards. If the deck runs out before this happens, reshuffle all but the top card of the discard pile and continue playing.

Grant

I’m white, but I’m a native “y’all” sayer as a South Carolinian. And as an English major as well, I want it to become more accepted because it’s a technically grammatically correct contraction.