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BONUS EPISODE: House Of 1000 Tortoise (Patreon)

Published:
2024-10-30 09:32:36
Edited:
2024-10-30 11:45:31
Imported:
2026-06
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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: An escaped tortoise located, more fraudulent shrimp detected, one man's luck coming good, and a Subaru trend that will not take off.

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It's Kay!

Shrimp Cache Me, the Newton Faulkner song

Noah Z

Had a nice moment where I said “I bet the jacket still smells like Ryan Gosling” seconds before Ben said the same thing

burgerw

The lady who turned her self into bob catter

Joe Wakefield

Smh ain’t nobody drinking Schlitz in gulf shores

Bryan Zeck

i want more info on Theo's story with the oven?

Theo Pengelly

remind me what the oven story was?

Bryan Zeck

like guy who burned himself in an oven because he was on drugs - urban legend or personal knowledge

hoggy

Hey Ben, if it makes you feel any better about going to the dentist, I recently went to the dentist for the first time in 14 years and didn't need anything other than a clean. They said my teeth were looking good, but just told me to not brush as hard because i was wearing some of the enamel off my teeth, but otherwise in great shape. Basically completely reinforcing the idea in my mind that i only need to go to the dentist once every 14 years

aceplym

hey. we saw you across the bar and we like your vibe, we were just wondering if maybe you wanted to get in on some arancini with us?

Madeleine Peterson

i have alice in wonderland syndrome! it's like my brain stops processing distances correctly, and i get disoriented and sometimes claustrophobic. i started having the hallucinations when i was sick as a kid, and they've been infrequent since then. i have triggered it with drugs a few times. thankfully they don't tend to last.

mexicanhalloween .

Shrimp, Schlitz, and Schnapps, girl, are you ready for a gastrointestinal challenge?