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Raw, uncut, and recorded live (in the sense that we didn't do it over webcam) in Brisbane: Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you the messed up stuff ladies are rubbing their shit to, and McDonald's setting its sights on the one point of chicken market share.

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Outro: How Deep Is Your Love? - Bee Gees

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Irvin

Was this a stealth ad for books that Lucy is writing under a nom de plume?

Chunky Spewster

Waking up and listening to Boonta Vista on my commute is my favorite way to get ready to have a productive and professional day at the office.

Dani

What the fuck theo dropping that opeth fact out of nowhere almost killed me

John Harwood

Redirecting my laboratory technicians to work on a bolognese nugget. The key scientific challenge is to make it possible to “take away.”

William

Slowly realizing most of those books have Virginia or West Virginia as a setting was wild (including the Culpeper one at the end!)

Aoife Rowan

hey, "Chunky Spewster" is awful and inspired, great work

Bryan Zeck

I can tell you that chicken is missing or limited at a lot of the fast food places near me (New Mexico). also, the word corrugated is now irrevocably changed for me

James Beavis

Andy Serkis to play the Grunter?

Boonta Vista

it'd be aaawful if all of our Patreon listeners purchased a bunch of ebooks from Lucy Score, to ironically read them (as a joke)

Declan Kennedy

how did Toni Culottes not warrant the Comedian of the Week theme, this is an outrage

Theo Pengelly

I think we have an unspoken rule that CotW is only for the most dead end riffs that still constitute a joke

Matthew Sheather

Perfectly corrugated pussy certainly is a set of syllables.

Declan Kennedy

this makes so much sense I apologise, in my defence a lot of people were yelling stuff

Kuba Danecki

brother, dont joke about the polish, we need that nuclear. there was this guy who recorded himself screwing in a lightbulb on national tv and the lines just overloaded.

hdx

Regret to inform that there are downloadable LLMs out there retrained to produce uncensored, "dark" stories that could churn out horned-up West Virginia cliterature pretty well; or perhaps PerfectlyCorrugatedPussy-as-a-Service

mexicanhalloween .

Chuck Newburger? I am trapped in a coma and my subconscious is mocking me