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EPISODE 395: Salusa Secundus For Learning To Punt Good (Patreon)

Published:
2025-05-11 02:31:53
Imported:
2026-06

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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Hiding secret messages in your marriage vows, taking your big leg all the way to Canada, and one neat trick for permanent free parking in the inner city.

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Outro: Bambi - Suuns

Comments

Mortiis

Canada actually invented American style football, all their teams are NFL and AFL washouts with token Canadians though

Mortiis

I think the CFL just exists so it doesn’t feel like the USA stole the whole sport

Robert Connor

Pretty sure the third strand is meant to be Jesus

Kuba Danecki

I know you're just having fun but I have this thing you see and trains and parking are important to me. That's good if enforcement costs more! Most enforcement of anything costs the community, traffic cops dont need to make money and it's great if they don't bc that means that the roads are safe. the payment is there not for the revenue but rather to impose personal responsibility for braking rules. The goal is to remove traffic from the city center and make it more fluid, so although there is no cash to be made directly, the benefit comes from comfort of life of people living there and indirectly in economy boosts for the local businesses.

bequietshh

all the big unit talk brings to mind an intersection with the Great American Hall of Name: if you're familiar with the video of an mlb pitcher absolutely obliterating a bird with a fastball, that pitcher's name is Randy Johnson, nicknamed "The Big Unit" because he's 6'10". there is beauty everywhere in this world

Spinach

Is there a link between big pharma and big leg?

Michael

This episode solidified for me the understanding that Boonta Vista is basically Captain Planet where each host has a different mental illness and their powers combine to make a good podcast

Boonta Vista

Dildo's popped up before, in episode 288: Are You Blipsperienced

Joanna Jane

This guy I know got banned from Rics for pissing in the ice machine in I think 2006

mexicanhalloween .

It sounds like those big guys are doing what's called an Oklahoma drill, but without pads or a helmet, that's crazy

Gary McCammon

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH now I know where I found out about it from 🤪 There's just no getting anything by you folks; the Sherlock Holmes of dick jokes podcasts 🫡

Matt Watterson

Lucy’s simile of feeling like you’re constantly taking poison damage the last 7 years is so painfully on point.

Connor

Notably, the Oklahoma Drill is illegal in the NFL, and rarely used in the NCAA, because of The Dangers.

Bryan Zeck

Nothing to do with the episode but I just got a work email from a guy named Mark Pancake

William

Dildo's popped up before? do tell us more! Wakka wakka!

Horse Badorties

There is a photo of I think Randy Johnson where he threw a fastball. His torso was swirly but his head was clear, meaning he had learned to swivel his trunk while keeping his head fixed in 3-space.

Shawn Hinves

🚨 Saskatchewan Roughriders mentioned 🚨

Jared

Both subsidiaries of Big Egg

ccl

Tough ep for us polyamorous punters 😞