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Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting in trouble with the Pope because of your conflict avoidance, using your gun to get everyone back on track, and the RIPing Report.

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Outro: Teeth - DZ Deathrays

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archipelago_go

i saw two (catholic?) monks in brown robes and with their hair in tonsures at the airport that gets you to Crested Butte last year. One of them absolutely slammed a red gatorade on the plane, which i didn’t like

Christopher

I'm sending this to every depressed 35 year old guy I know the Mountain Goat Heads are gonna fuckin get you dude

Adam Marstons

The Australian pronounciatiom of mayor keeps throwing me for a loop, I really thought we’d be talking about female horses

chortle heartily

Mayor Watch is a brilliant new segment!! My hometown elected Kane from WWE to be our mayor - yippee!

notified.tortoise

Hi so jsyk a Hi-Point is like the worst production pistol you can buy, saying this because hearing that is like hearing the news talk about a high speed car chase and then casually mention that the suspect was driving a PT Cruiser

notified.tortoise

Oh also, some Utah/y'all east-Idaho/Mormon lore relating to yetis: it is technically Mormon doctrine that Bigfoot is Cain, who was cursed to wander the earth for the rest of time and also be very hairy. A Mormon apostle from the 1800s claimed to have met and talked to him about this. This isn't like a core tenet of the faith, it's like uncle lore that is still technically on the books. Like the kind of stuff that your scout leader tells you to scare you on a campout.

Gary McCammon

Rector? Nearly killed 'er! Also I understand "I am not cut out for calculus", having gone to college with the intent of majoring in Physics and then realizing I had no understanding of calculus

Boonta Vista

i learned this from a friend of mine in Utah when I asked him why his instagram handle was "BigfootIsCain"