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Lucy, Theo, Ben, and Andrew bring you: An update to the man in the United Airlines crawlspace, a miraculous gold cross given from father to son, a woman ready to help an astronaut in peril, and the consequences of America's declining appeal.

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Outro: Space Vato - John Garcia and the Band of Gold

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Thomas Atkins

I work in the fraud department at a bank and we were trying to figure out what had happened with Dan Smoker. Such a hilarious letdown they just googled the number.

Liam

The pope for protestants is literally just the king of England and while his hat may lack the cool factor, it does make up for it by being very slippery

Bryan Zeck

you can make a space sailboat

Goff Daddy69

I was midway through performing a DNA extraction in a lab using chloroform (not a safe substance even when wearing gloves) and I had to very gently put down my equipment because I was laughing too hard about Ben's statement about reverse cowgirl

Sayanne

Mek a wesh actually incredible, I'm glad everyone on the pod laughed as much as me

indicatrix

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Bryan Zeck

goddamn nothing but bangers recently

Xavier

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Boonta Vista

i think he only matters to anglicans and they only have him because they are basically catholic and crave a pope

burgerw

Damn, I thought the Donald Trump loves licking his dildo bit from bst was gonna catch on.

Declan Kennedy

at the risk of getting political I'm pretty sure that they modern protestant Vatican is just Mar-a-Lago

Christopher

hey you didn't say where to do the exit poll so I'm just gonna do it here, 1) Yes I liked the episode thanks 2) No the episode didn't noticeably turn me on

Phillip Alden

“Declining appeal?” Surely you jest! My country is beloved throughout the world, especially our Dear Leader. President Trump is a mixture of Ghandi, Superman, and Toby Keith. Didn’t you hear that he was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize and he’s going to be picking up that trophy any day now. A Solid Gold Trophy thank you very much. I think that brutal Australian Sun has cooked your brains, you sweet sweet convicts. (Too soon?) Since the British are no longer protecting you I’m sure you could talk our beloved President into taking you under his wing. It’s 100% white meat chicken. Maybe, just maybe, we could help you out with your giant bat problem. And your giant spider problem. And your giant rat problem. (I think you call them “kangaroos.” How quaint.) And your giant poisonous frog problem. And..

Bryan Zeck

also, couple more, you call the person in charge the captain, and if there are solar panels or anything then they're attached to masts. Just, uh, trying to be helpful